Best Jokes (continues)

Tony Lockhart posted:
GraemeH posted:
steve woodmansey posted:

Went to the zoo and the only animal there was a dog. 

It was crap.

It was a shih Tzu 

I think the point of Tony’s joke is, as it’s such a well known punchline, to leave it out could be funnier?

G

Yep. Wasn't really worth bothering!

It made me smirk!

G

Tony Lockhart posted:

Cashier: "That'll be £784 please. 

 

Customer: "Oh. Can I take the razor blades off the bill please?"

 

Cashier: "Ok. That'll be £2.99."

I sport a beard, so I don't get this joke.

JOERAND - that was a joke from the brilliant Bob Monkhouse, who told it on a chat show when he was in his final stages of cancer.

Big Bill posted:
Tony Lockhart posted:

Cashier: "That'll be £784 please. 

 

Customer: "Oh. Can I take the razor blades off the bill please?"

 

Cashier: "Ok. That'll be £2.99."

I sport a beard, so I don't get this joke.

JOERAND - that was a joke from the brilliant Bob Monkhouse, who told it on a chat show when he was in his final stages of cancer.

How to ruin a joke thread.  

Tony Lockhart posted:
Big Bill posted:
Tony Lockhart posted:

Cashier: "That'll be £784 please. 

 

Customer: "Oh. Can I take the razor blades off the bill please?"

 

Cashier: "Ok. That'll be £2.99."

I sport a beard, so I don't get this joke.

JOERAND - that was a joke from the brilliant Bob Monkhouse, who told it on a chat show when he was in his final stages of cancer.

How to ruin a joke thread.  

Now that's funny Tony .. Bob Monkhouse, not so much.

John Willmott posted:
Tony Lockhart posted:
Big Bill posted:
Tony Lockhart posted:

Cashier: "That'll be £784 please. 

 

Customer: "Oh. Can I take the razor blades off the bill please?"

 

Cashier: "Ok. That'll be £2.99."

I sport a beard, so I don't get this joke.

JOERAND - that was a joke from the brilliant Bob Monkhouse, who told it on a chat show when he was in his final stages of cancer.

How to ruin a joke thread.  

Now that's funny Tony .. Bob Monkhouse, not so much.

What?????  Bob  Monkhouse was brilliant!

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