Saw this on the FFC forum a few weeks back
Posted by: mista h on 19 December 2011
Teacher says to class i want you each to give me a sentance with the word DEFINITELY in it.
First up is little Jane....The sky is DEFINITELY blue,to which the teacher replies no sometimes it is grey.
Next up is Thomas who says leaves on trees are DEFINITELY green,to which the teacher replies no in winter they can be brown.
Suddenly little Johnny shouts from the back of the class Miss do farts have lumps ? to which a shocked teacher replies no they do not. In that case Miss i have DEFINITELY shit myself.
Mista H