Clear, concise instructions.

Posted by: Tony Lockhart on 12 February 2012

A new fuel tanker arrives on location somewhere in the Middle East.
The Health and Safety manager tells the Pakistani fleet supervisor to ensure that the tanker is clearly labeled “Diesel Fuel” and “No Smoking” in Arabic.
This is what he got…………………











Tony
Posted on: 12 February 2012 by Bruce Woodhouse

 

There is a tale (that may be apocryphal) of a Welsh town council emailing the welsh language translation service some text in English for it to be translated and added to a road sign outside a school saying something like 'no parking, school crossing'. They duly received the reply, had the signs made up and put them in place. They read, in Welsh, 'Sorry we are currently out of the office..'

 

My all time favourite is, however, below.

 

 

 

 

Bruce