Return to Sanity ???

Are we all going mad?

The artful dodger Osborne has legalised picking pensioner’s purses to feed the rich.

His boss Fagan “call me Dave” goes to meet with some nice Alzheimer's Society people to tell them how they can get an invite to dinner at number 10.

We now have the OK to have jerry’s in our garage, I’m not too clear if this is 3^rd Reich jerry’s or the sort kept under the bed for those getting taken short moments.  

We are running out of petrol because we are all driving around panic buying all those pasty’s.

Now I am pleased to report after wall to wall sunshine & record breaking March temperatures, that wth Easter a week away, the dear old met office are forecasting cooler temperatures, spells of rain wintry in nature with snow on the hills – snow at easter - sanity returns.