Best Jokes (continues)
Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007
Yes well done Tony. You are a star..........
I was visiting a friend last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century, old man," he said.
"We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it...........
I was visiting a friend last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century, old man," he said.
"We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it...........
previously posted -- old hat
Christmas is on Friday in 2015
Let's hope it's not the 13th
I was visiting a friend last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century, old man," he said.
"We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it...........
previously posted -- old hat
Oh dear; still it was new to me.
I was visiting a friend last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century, old man," he said.
"We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it...........
previously posted -- old hat
Oh dear; still it was new to me.
I wouldn't worry, this place is full of previously posted -- old hat. Here's one from just a few hours ago,
"as you have the napsc, make sure it is well away from the rest of the boxes, as this will cause you noise issues"
I was visiting a friend last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century, old man," he said.
"We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it...........
previously posted -- old hat
Oh dear; still it was new to me.
I wouldn't worry, this place is full of previously posted -- old hat. Here's one from just a few hours ago,
"as you have the napsc, make sure it is well away from the rest of the boxes, as this will cause you noise issues"
Touché
Is there any way we can have the jokes without the useless comments afterwards? Bored with having to sift through the irrelevant junk.
Count, that IS a joke right? Or is it yet another example of a 'useless comment' or 'irrelevant junk' that we're all having to sift through...
Perhaps that is the joke?! An elegant twist...
Haha.
You're right Phil, it's another example of junk, but I couldn't think of funny way of putting it, to keep to the thread.
Damn, I've just done it again!
Norwegian computer terms:
Log on : making da vood stove hotter
Byte : vat dem dang blackflies do
Chip : munchies fer da TV
Microchip : vats in da bottom of da munchies bag
LITTLE OLE was sitting at the kitchen table doing his school homework. He was writing an essay about his origin when he suddenly turned to question his mother.
"Mama, where did Grandma come from?" he asked.
"The stork brought her," answered Lena.
"And where did you come from?" asked Little Ole.
"The stork brought me," answered Lena.
"And where did I come from?" Little Ole asked.
"Well, son, the stork brought you, too," Lena answered.
Little Ole picked up his pencil, turned to his school tablet, and started to write his essay:
"There hasn't been any natural births in our family for three generations!"
Norwegian computer terms:
Log on : making da vood stove hotter
Byte : vat dem dang blackflies do
Chip : munchies fer da TV
Microchip : vats in da bottom of da munchies bag
Nice one Jan
Norwegian computer audiophile terms.
Wireless: vat dem dam copper thieves leave me
Wireless access point: vere dey break into my house
Networking: good, now ve go fishing
Bitperfect: vere are dem false teeth?
Server: vat I do since ve vere married
Squeezebox: ven Sigrid's feeling frisky
Pocket server: ven she's not
Streaming: ven I vos young, now I dribble
TCP/IP: see streaming
Tomorrow is the date that sound engineers have been waiting for all century .
News just in: Nudist beaches are to be clothed for winter .
Tomorrow is the date that sound engineers have been waiting for all century .
(Took me a few seconds)