Best Jokes (continues)

Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007

http://forums.naim-audio.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/58019385/m/4391984906
Posted on: 10 January 2013 by Cbr600

Tony,

Are you a comedian "by trade"?

The sheer volume of whit you produce is immense.

 

If not, you are in the wrong job !

Posted on: 10 January 2013 by GML

Paul, you don't really believe Tony thinks these up do you? Or have I missed your joke?

Posted on: 10 January 2013 by BigH47

How are you spelling whit?? 

Posted on: 10 January 2013 by Tony Lockhart
I just cherry pick, for the benefit of certain forum members.
Posted on: 10 January 2013 by Cbr600
Originally Posted by BigH47:

How are you spelling whit?? 

Ok, so we have a teacher as well as a comic !

 

Back to the naughty step

Posted on: 10 January 2013 by Cbr600

Just for you Tony

Posted on: 10 January 2013 by GML
Originally Posted by Cbr600:
Back to the naughty step

Posted on: 10 January 2013 by BigH47

There hasn't been a new conspiracy theory for ages....




.....I think the government is blocking them .

Posted on: 10 January 2013 by Jan-Erik Nordoen

Rumour has it that the new DAC V1 is aimed at the German market.

Posted on: 10 January 2013 by Maxi Me
Originally Posted by Jan-Erik Nordoen:

Rumour has it that the new DAC V1 is aimed at the German market.

and possibly

Posted on: 10 January 2013 by Redmires

MPs call for '32% salary increase ....

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20978487

 

Who said that politicians don't have a sense of humour ?

Posted on: 10 January 2013 by BigH47

We're all in it together??????

Posted on: 10 January 2013 by TomK

You could not make it up, as they say.

Posted on: 10 January 2013 by Tony Lockhart
Ancestry.com. Online dating for Kings Lynn.
Posted on: 11 January 2013 by Tony Lockhart
My best mate Kev is the undisputed king of the put-downs. He's a vet.
Posted on: 11 January 2013 by Kevin-W
Originally Posted by Tony Lockhart:
My best mate Kev is the undisputed king of the put-downs. He's a vet.

Quality (along with that MS Office gag).

Posted on: 11 January 2013 by Kevin-W

Walking past the local prison the other day, my mate pointed out a midget climbing out of a window and going down a rope.


"That's a little con-descending" I said.

Posted on: 11 January 2013 by BigH47

Posted on: 11 January 2013 by tonym
My pet mouse, Elvis, has just died. He was caught in a trap.
 
Posted on: 11 January 2013 by Tony Lockhart
I just passed a man who has parked his car in a ditch by the side of the road. Dont know how he can sleep with that horn going though.
Posted on: 11 January 2013 by GML
Originally Posted by tonym:
My pet mouse, Elvis, has just died. He was caught in a trap.
 

Mmmm, suspicious!

Posted on: 11 January 2013 by Tony2011
Originally Posted by tonym:
My pet mouse, Elvis, has just died. He was caught in a trap.
 

I want my mum!

Posted on: 12 January 2013 by Tony Lockhart
What's black and wrinkley on the outside, but cute and cuddley on the inside? A bin liner full of kittens.
Posted on: 12 January 2013 by Tony Lockhart
Serves just over three people.
Posted on: 12 January 2013 by Cbr600
Originally Posted by Tony Lockhart:
Serves just over three people.

3.142159 people actually