Best Jokes (continues)

Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007

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Posted on: 15 January 2013 by Tony Lockhart
T'is a pleasure, Rod.
Posted on: 15 January 2013 by TomK
Originally Posted by Tony Lockhart:
'Jobs of HMVs 4000+ workforce in jeopardy' No,British Steel had a workforce. HMV have sales assistants.

Unfunny, unnecessary and cheap shot at folk who are going to be on the dole soon through no fault of their own.

Well done big shot.

Posted on: 15 January 2013 by Tony Lockhart
Funny ol world when a joke about shop workers draws criticism, but one about testicular cancer doesn't. There you go, I suppose. Tony
Posted on: 15 January 2013 by Cbr600

Tesco burgers, low in fat ---- but high in shergar

Posted on: 15 January 2013 by Cbr600

Looked in the fridge to check my burgers--- and they're off

Posted on: 15 January 2013 by Cbr600

Tesco have now descovered zebra in their bar codes

Posted on: 15 January 2013 by Cbr600

Had burgers for tea yesterday. Must have been bad thought as today I have the trots

Posted on: 15 January 2013 by Russ

Must have sore buns, then, 600, but really, you should have no beef.

Posted on: 16 January 2013 by Mike-B
Originally Posted by Cbr600:

Tesco have now descovered zebra in their bar codes

The white zebra meat tastes better than the black

Posted on: 16 January 2013 by Mike-B

My village butcher says he is doing a galloping trade in burgers today. 

Tesco say their burger sales are stable

Shock News - FSA find meat in Tesco burger

Posted on: 16 January 2013 by Kevin-W
Originally Posted by Cbr600:

Tesco burgers, low in fat ---- but high in shergar

Quality

Posted on: 16 January 2013 by Cbr600
Originally Posted by Mike-B:
Originally Posted by Cbr600:

Tesco have now descovered zebra in their bar codes

The white zebra meat tastes better than the black

No racist undertones here please

Posted on: 16 January 2013 by rodwsmith

Never been keen on Tesco burgers. Much prefer My Lidl Pony.

Posted on: 16 January 2013 by Jan-Erik Nordoen
Originally Posted by Cbr600:
Originally Posted by Mike-B:
Originally Posted by Cbr600:

Tesco have now descovered zebra in their bar codes

The white zebra meat tastes better than the black

No racist undertones here please

Yes, these zebra jokes really are in bad taste.

 

Oooh, look at that, a striped "Originally posted by" panel.

Posted on: 16 January 2013 by Jan-Erik Nordoen
Originally Posted by Jan-Erik Nordoen:
Originally Posted by Cbr600:
Originally Posted by Mike-B:
Originally Posted by Cbr600:

Tesco have now descovered zebra in their bar codes

The white zebra meat tastes better than the black

No racist undertones here please

Oooh, look at that, a striped "Originally posted by" panel.

 That's more like it.

Posted on: 16 January 2013 by tonym

I ate a burger last night and I woke up this morning with a bit between my teeth.

Posted on: 16 January 2013 by Jan-Erik Nordoen
Originally Posted by Jan-Erik Nordoen:
Originally Posted by Jan-Erik Nordoen:
Originally Posted by Cbr600:
Originally Posted by Mike-B:
Originally Posted by Cbr600:

Tesco have now descovered zebra in their bar codes

The white zebra meat tastes better than the black

No racist undertones here please

Oooh, look at that, a striped "Originally posted by" panel.

 That's more like it.

2013 : Year of the Zebra

Posted on: 16 January 2013 by Cbr600
Originally Posted by Jan-Erik Nordoen:
Originally Posted by Jan-Erik Nordoen:
Originally Posted by Jan-Erik Nordoen:
Originally Posted by Cbr600:
Originally Posted by Mike-B:
Originally Posted by Cbr600:

Tesco have now descovered zebra in their bar codes

The white zebra meat tastes better than the black

No racist undertones here please

Oooh, look at that, a striped "Originally posted by" panel.

 That's more like it.

2013 : Year of the Zebra

i sense a theme going here. specially with your avatar

Posted on: 16 January 2013 by tonym
M & S are hitting back: they now do a range with "finest Arabian stud stallion".
 
Posted on: 16 January 2013 by JRHardee

 Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.  One evening after the honeymoon he was assembling some gear for a hunting trip.

His wife was watching him. She finally speaks.


 “Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's
time you quit hunting, shooting, and fishing. Maybe you should sell
your guns, your boat and the motorcycle.”

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"For a minute there, you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

 "Ex wife? I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't.“

Posted on: 16 January 2013 by Tony Lockhart
Horse meat found in Tesco burgers. Camel toe found in Primark leggings.
Posted on: 16 January 2013 by GraemeH
Originally Posted by tonym:
M & S are hitting back: they now do a range with "finest Arabian stud stallion".
 

It's no ordinary burger....it's an M&equuS burger.  G(up)

Posted on: 16 January 2013 by Tony Lockhart
I checked my Tesco Digestives for any traces of horsemeat, but I could only Seabiscuit.
Posted on: 16 January 2013 by Paper Plane

These jokes need reigning in...

 

I mean, how many more will we be saddled with?

 

I'm not trying to stirrup trouble.

 

steve

Posted on: 16 January 2013 by Tony Lockhart
Fewer celebrities seem to be advertising products for a supermarket. I'm not surprised after what happened to Sarah Jessica Parker at Tesco.