Best Jokes (continues)

Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007

http://forums.naim-audio.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/58019385/m/4391984906
Posted on: 01 March 2013 by George Fredrik

What did the actress call the Bishop with a small blessing?

 

Justin!

 

ATB from George

Posted on: 01 March 2013 by Jan-Erik Nordoen

George, have you been boosting your endocannabinoids again ?

Posted on: 01 March 2013 by George Fredrik

Dear Jan,

 

I have never done anything more interesting than Wodka!

 

It's Friday. Been a hard week at work, and I am enjoying Zubr and Dembowa [Polish] beers. Tomorrow comes £150's worth of CDs. I have a heavenly weekend ahead!

 

I am a person of simple pleasures. The cycles are both going superb. All is well!

 

Currently breaking my general rule and playing Bach quite loud and posting, during the music! I am a sinner!!

 

ATB from George

Posted on: 01 March 2013 by Tony2011

George, you bad boy!

That's very, hummm, Rock'n'roll!

Tony 

Posted on: 01 March 2013 by George Fredrik

Now listening to Beethoven's Grosse Fugue, at Floyd levels having just bought four Stella 660 cl beers, which will see me off! 

 

Volume at ten on the dial!

 

I have a heck of a life, but the real party is on Monday!

 

ATB from George

Posted on: 01 March 2013 by GML
Originally Posted by George Fredrik:

Volume at ten on the dial!

 

Careful with those speakers Eugene!

Posted on: 01 March 2013 by Jan-Erik Nordoen
Originally Posted by George Fredrik:

I have never done anything more interesting than Wodka!

Hi George,

 

Actually, I was referring to your cycling...

 

http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/...causes-runners-high/


http://www.harford.de/arne/articles/NeuroReport.pdf


Also:

 

http://antoine.frostburg.edu/c...res/anandamide.shtml


 

Posted on: 01 March 2013 by George Fredrik

Endorphins!

 

Probably, why I am thin and sometimes very happy.

 

I pedally the Ambrosio to 27.4 mph on Thursday. My strength is coming back!

 

ATB from George

Posted on: 01 March 2013 by Jan-Erik Nordoen

Nope, endocannabinoids (read further in the first link).

Posted on: 01 March 2013 by George Fredrik

Possibly bipolar? If not seriously so! Well so far ...

 

ATB from George

Posted on: 02 March 2013 by Tony Lockhart
Apparently the Queen has developed symptoms of a stomach bug. A spokesman said "She's been on the throne all day"
Posted on: 02 March 2013 by Donuk
Originally Posted by George Fredrik:

 

I pedally the Ambrosio to 27.4 mph on Thursday.

 

 

George -  Remember Stanley Unwin!

 

Don sunny downtown York

Posted on: 02 March 2013 by George Fredrik
Originally Posted by Donuk:
Originally Posted by George Fredrik:

 

I pedally the Ambrosio to 27.4 mph on Thursday.

 

 

George -  Remember Stanley Unwin!

 

Don sunny downtown York

Pedally-wold!

 

ATB from George

Posted on: 02 March 2013 by Tony Lockhart
Whilst holidaying in Madrid with the lads, my mate Dave suffered a heart attack in a bar, however we were all surprised when he was skillfully revived by a retired Doctor who appeared out of nowhere... ... No one expects the Spanish Ex-Physician.
Posted on: 02 March 2013 by Tony Lockhart
I still remember the day the scented candle shop I worked at burned to the ground. Everyone was so calm.....
Posted on: 03 March 2013 by Mike-B

If a tree makes no sound when it falls in a forest with no-one to hear it, will my wife make no sound if I buy a new amp and don't tell her?

Posted on: 03 March 2013 by Mike-B

I walked into B&Q and some old guy dressed in orange asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately I got the first punch in.

Posted on: 03 March 2013 by Tony Lockhart
On the label it says "Please drink responsibly." Well, I've got my seat belt on..
Posted on: 03 March 2013 by Tony Lockhart
Posted on: 03 March 2013 by Mike-B

Stan called on his mate Alf in Huddersfield & found him stripping the wallpaper off the dining room. 

"Ecky thump Alf, are you decorating after all these years?"  

"Nay Stanley lad, I'm moving 'ouse"

Posted on: 03 March 2013 by Mike-B

Only in England...

We leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk in the garage.

A pizza gets to your house faster than an ambulance.

Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Posted on: 03 March 2013 by Mike-B

Vegetarians are angry that Tesco Value Nut Roast contains Horse Chestnuts

Posted on: 03 March 2013 by Mike-B

I follow a strict vegan diet, they taste just like chicken. 

Posted on: 03 March 2013 by Mike-B

If a tomato is a fruit, why don’t we have them in fruit salad?

Posted on: 03 March 2013 by Tony Lockhart
Bono has had to pull out of a gig due to a bad back. That's fair enough. My back would be pretty sore if I'd spent the last 20 years with my head up my own backside.