Best Jokes (continues)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...ed&v=OIIRmIQVXrE

This is very funny!

ATB from George

Reminds of one incident in Australia where two guys checked in for a flight as Terry Wrist and Al Kyda. They didn't go through security or board the flight, so they were paged over the airport's PA system. It is likely on the internet somewhere but I couldn't be bothered looking.

A guy i know often moans that i dont send him enough jokes,so 6 minutes ago i hit the share tab at the top of this topic.  3500 jokes are now on their way to him. Looking forward to his reaction.

Mista H

PS.....Keep up the good work CBR

Wise Italian Grandfather
 
Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their hand guns down through the family.
 
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissin ame. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated..38 revolver so you will always remember me."
 
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns..how about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
 
"You lissin ame, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lots a money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos."
 
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with anotherr man.
"Whatta you gonna do then? Point at you watch and say, 'times up'"?

Look at this carefully...it is a brilliant example of British Humour!

The British government has scrapped the Harrier fleet and on their farewell formation flypast over the Houses of Parliament they gave the government a message.

Lean back a bit from your computer monitor and squint. Seriously...push your chair back a couple of feet..

 My hat is off to the man that was leading this Squadron.

CBR,

I've removed some of the more offensive racist jokes you've recently posted.  Please stop.  I'll say this only once.  Thanks.

Richard,

   many of the items sent to me have not been posted. I genuinely thought the ones posted were only mild and would be ok.

But you are the controller, if too strong then accept my apologies.

regards

General rule here:  If in any doubt whatsoever, don't. 

It's funny what we see as rascist.

I thought the 'Jewish elbow' joke acceptable...but the 'knob seekers allowance' less so. 

But of course there is no (not yet at least) text book on how to judge humour. I guess this is where Rohan Atkinson's point comes in.

Richard, as a side note..you certainly can't be here 24 hours, so who takes the night shift when you are spending time with your family?

Jason.

Hello Richard

I think  i must eat a bit of humble pie and get a slap on the wrist for what i have been sending CBR. Sorry.

Honestly thought that i had removed all the bad e mails i had sent him,but now see that i must raise my standards.

Mista H

Damn, just as I was about to post some more Norwegian jokes. I'll have to refer you to the book instead :

Dear Jan,

I know that Norwegian jokes are sometimes far less PC than would be widely enjoyed or allowed here.

A guilty private pleasure perhaps!

ATB from George

And from my limited experience, they would translate appallingly Into English.

Jason.

Yes, we do have a few of those.

Is that Eugene ? He ought to be careful with that thing.

Just looking at the picture gives you a chill !

"nothing to see here"

Not often you see a chopper that size in these temperatures.

Nice straight shaft! I used to have one like that years ago!

ATB from George

LOL George 

Should try those blue tablets !

Well I'm glad you all got a rise out of that one.

Next up : norwegian skydiving in the buff (no seriously)...

... on second thoughts, no.