Best Jokes (continues)

You clearly missed UK TV in the 1970s and UK TV news in 2012-3.

I do miss some '70s TV.

I posted a question in response to A Jolie's news only for it to disappear almost instantly.

Jono

I removed it

If you say so, and it is your pitch so you can make and enforce the rules as you deem necessary.

Although I agree comments about "celebs" are a tricky area.

Jono

Actually, that is probably one of the most offensive posts I have ever read in this thread. As a site administrator your should be thoroughly ashamed of that comment.

I choose not to comment on the name calling.

jono

Adam is no longer administrator here but as an ex-admin is allowed some moderation powers to delete or send for moderation approval any post that he feels may warrant such a course of action. 

I didn't see the expurgated "joke" in question but I assume it was offensive enough to justify removal (note that this thread is given quite a wide leeway otherwise it would be somewhat...  shorter). Of more note, I see the naughty word filter is in need of some tweaking.  Possibly the spelling is different stateside...

While Adam's comment is not specifically aimed at Jono, it might be considered so through inference and as such, I have removed it.

It was less of a joke and more of a question, but I will avoid comments on Ms J in the future.

Apologies to any offended, none was meant.

Jono

Stuart Hall. 83, has three 9 year old girlfriends. 3x9=27!!!

Bizarre.

A comment concerning a ladies breasts offends, yet jokes concerning pedophilia obviously don't.

I find offence to be a bizarre concept. Sometimes offence is intended, sometimes it is taken. It can be intended but not taken, and also taken when none was intended. Sometimes it is both intended and taken.

Whether it is taken or not seems to often depend on the history and circumstances of those who may choose to take it. This might be one of those cases.

Our neighbour's dog shat in our garden, so my mum told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence.

I don't see what that solved; now we've still got dog sh*t in our garden, and the neighbours have our shovel.

For all you bike lovers / coffee lovers / vinyl lovers

Check this cartoon out

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My girlfriend was making pasta when I told her we were splitting up. I had to repeat it twice.

Then the penne dropped.

A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. The pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help.

Her pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "What's wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee," she replied.

"Where?" He asked.

She said, "Between the first and second hole."

He nodded knowingly and said, "Your stance is too wide."

My wife and I have tried everything but we've finally accepted that adoption is our only choice.

Let someone else deal with the little f**kers.

My tortoise was mugged by a gang of snails. When I asked him what he remembered about it, he said,

"Well, it all happened so fast . . ."