Best Jokes (continues)

Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue. 
"Be Jeysus!" he said, "I didn't even know they had mobile phones!" 

Mick and Paddy are reading head 
stones at a nearby cemetery. 
Mick says "Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!" 
Paddy says "What's his name?" 
Mick replies "Miles, From London 

Am I the only one who views Irish "Jokes" as something best left in the 1970s?

+ 1

steve

Luckily the thread. Full of many diverse members with differing tastes.

Someone else may enjoy them.

If you dont.... Move on

+2, just in passing I feel the general quality of the forum over the last 6months as deteriorated!

Graham

Cbr600:  Sorry to get personal, but you have just opened the door with the above remark . IMO you are one of the leading lights responsible for the forums dash to the bottom!  It is after all a Music Forum? When was the last time you posted any music related content?

Why don't you move on?

Graham 

Dash to the Bottom!......ooh Matron! (Irony intended)....G

If you dont want to get personal, then why make a personal slight against me ?

As for the this being a music forum, have a look around at the multiple non music related threads.

Do you intent to make derogatory comments against all the others, or is it just me you choose to attack?

It's not a personal attack as such, its just your continuous diatribe of out dated, 1970s, so called humour that I find irksome.

dunnoo.. the jokes are funny enough. Just substitute Paddy for something else... NewFies if you're in Canada. Doesn't really matter.

In India all jokes are about Sikhs. But the Sikhs tell the best jokes about themselves.

I had to attend a wedding at a Sikh Temple last month.

How was I 100% certain that the Sikh temple I had gone to a month ago was designed by a Sikh?

My foot was broken so I had to take the elevator up to the main hall on the 2nd floor. There were 4 steps as soon as I got out of the elevator.

Anyway, that was a true story - but everyone at the temple cracked up when I told them the joke.

Then perhaps you should delete the comments blaming me for leading the dah to the bottom!

I would welcome some of you humour on the thread, feel free to contribute

If you read my post carefully I said "one of " therefore more than one. Not just you. As for contributing think I will stick to music.

This thread is in the "Padded Cell" for a reason. 

Bloke goes to the cinema and takes his seat.

Somewhat to his disappointment he realises that immediately in front of him there is sitting a man with a dog in the next seat. Worried that the dog will disturb his viewing of the film, but too late to change seats, the movie begins.

But in fact he is astonished at the behaviour of the dog.

When the film has a joke or amusing episode, the dog whimpers with delight.

During the sad parts the dog whelps mournfully. He growls when the villain appears, and at the happy ending of the film his tail wags and he lets out a low bark of contentment.

The chap taps the man in the row in front of him on the shoulder and says:

"I have to say I was worried at first when I saw your dog in here, but I am totally amazed at his reactions to this film."

"I know!" says the man "he hated the book."

When turkeys talk "double Dutch" to each other what language do they employ?

 ...........

Gobbledygook!

ATB from George

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I  am with you on this one CBR,keep up the good work. If these Boneheads dont like reading your posts WHY DO THEY BOTHER TO READ THEM,their are several sections to this M/B and they should pick another section to read. As long as each posting gets blessed by Pope Richard i see nothing wrong.

Mista H

So its OK to make racist "jokes" as long as people don't read them?

I think you need to re-think your morals.

Do *you* intend to make derogatory comments against all others, or is it just the Irish you choose to attack?

Can we keep this thread to jokes please.  If you wish to debate what is or isn't a joke then there's another thread running for that...

Like it Tony, made me re read it and think it through and still smile

Nice one