Best Jokes (continues)
Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007
For once, Tony, I totally agree with your candid approach. But LOVE is not the only four letter word, is it?
Don, overcast downtown York
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
A MAN'S POEM:
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking....
Punctuation monster?
It's called poetry.
The answer warm blooded animal a mule cross between horse and donkey,
Technology in the sauna
Three men: an American, a Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone I have a microchip in my hand."
Paddy felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his arse.
The others raised their eyebrows. "Will you look at that" says Paddy, "I'm getting a fax."
I was going to tell you a joke about Sodium, but then I thought "Na"
ADD '-meister' or '-ster' to the first syllable of your surname to find out what you'd be called if you were a ****.
If this heatwave continues, I'm going to have to put on a pullover.
Worth the 25 seconds. Made me grin anyway.
I prefer your version Graeme...
Someone else did too but has Ducked for cover now I see. 
G
I've rather given up on the Forum Jim Davidson.
Worth the 25 seconds. Made me grin anyway.
There is a whole lot of truth to that video...
Marc
Technology in the sauna
Three men: an American, a Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone I have a microchip in my hand."
Paddy felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his arse.
The others raised their eyebrows. "Will you look at that" says Paddy, "I'm getting a fax."
lol