Best Jokes (continues)
Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007
Not bad for a five-year-old forecast:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOgj2etJs3Y&feature=player_embedded
The Onion nails it. Again.
Two of my favourite Onion spoof front pages from Our Dumb Century:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/april-16-1912,10645/
You start and the rest of us may follow.
What's thick skinned, has no sense of humour, and doesn't know when to stop posting shit unfunny jokes nicked from other unfunny sites?
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G'won Tom, tell us a funny Joke!
Tony there's no way I could compete with the comic geniuses already posting here.
Or going for a long drive as we used to call it.
Had to tone this down a bit lot to get past Richard
2 nuns sat at the traffic lights in their car,when a car load of rowdy young lads pulls up alongside them.
Oi,get your tits out you penguins,shouts one of the lads.
The Mother Superior turns to sister Immaculata,and says i dont think they know who we are......show them your cross.
So sister immaculata winds down her window and shouts !! F- - - off you little C- - - - before i come over there and rip your balls off.
Mista H
A little old nun trying to cross a busy road ,She gets stuck in the middle an uncouth youth runs to her side gently guides her to the other side, The nun thanks him he tells her no problem any friend of batman is a friend of mine.
"You will pay for your insulins."
Have you heard about the Sky's new Origami channel? It's on paper view.
Mista H, here's another old nun joke
2 nuns sat in a bath.
1 says where's the soap?
the other says "yes, it does, doesn't it"
Two pregnant nuns one says it seems less than nine months since be Benidictus,
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week. I phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs.
Spoof Pop Lyric for Today:
I've got the paints - you've got the books - let's fake lots of Monets - Paintshop Boys
Which is Jim?
I bought a dog from the local blacksmith.
As soon as I got it home, it made a bolt for the door.
I bought a dog from the local blacksmith.
As soon as I got it home, it made a bolt for the door.
I love it!
Does it do odd jobs around the house?
If you don't want to speak to a German-speaking operator press 9
I have just returned from the hospital after a bowl of herbs I was carrying in the garden blew into my face.
The doctor has told me that I am now parsley sighted.
Mista H, here's another old nun joke
2 nuns sat in a bath.
1 says where's the soap?
the other says "yes, it does, doesn't it"
Hi
Alan should be back tue/wed,no doubt he will contact you then.
Kate
I bought a dog from the local blacksmith.
As soon as I got it home, it made a bolt for the door.
Haha I'm going to nick this one Tony, thanks.
David Cameron's in for a good night sleep...