Best Jokes (continues)
Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007
Excellent. I'm in "stitches"...
But the truth is,
Men prefer something in between.
One banana, two banana... I loved that programme as a kid, actually I was a teenager. 
And I've never recovered. I wonder how much damage was done by psychedelic kids programmes?
And I've never recovered. I wonder how much damage was done by psychedelic kids programmes?
Roobarb and Custard was a bit of a mindbender from my childhood. That and 'The Clangers'......mad. G
Ha!......The names were so innocent back then. G
Because she loves horses.
Jack aged 92 and Gill aged 89 are getting married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding,and on the way they pass a chemist and jack suggests they go in.
Jack says to the man behind the counter,are you the owner?
The pharmasist says,yes i am.
Jack we are about to get married,do you sell heart medication?
Pharm Of course we do
Jack How about medication for poor circulation?
Pharm All kinds
Jack Medication for rheumatism?
Pharm Definetley
Jack How about suppositories?
Pharm Yes
Jack Medicine for memory loss,arthritis & Alzheimers?
Pharm Yes a large variety
Jack How about Vitamins,sleeping pills and antidotes for parkinsons?
Pharm Absoluteley
Jack Everything for heartburn & indigestion?
Pharm We do
Jack Do you sell wheelchairs and walking sticks ?
pharm All speeds and sizes
Jack Adult incontinance pads?
Pharm Yes
Jack Perfect,we would like to use this store for our wedding presents lists.
Mista h
FOR A GOOD LAUGH
Go onto You Tube.....in the search box type.....Epic fails plumber of the year
Enjoy
My wife was standing nude,looking at herself in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw,and said to me,i feel horrible,i look old,fat and ugly.
i really need you to pay me a compliment.
I said your eyesight is damm near perfect.
Mista h
And I've never recovered. I wonder how much damage was done by psychedelic kids programmes?
Roobarb and Custard was a bit of a mindbender from my childhood. That and 'The Clangers'......mad. G
Crystal Tipps and Alistair! The makers must been on acid.
steve
And I've never recovered. I wonder how much damage was done by psychedelic kids programmes?
Roobarb and Custard was a bit of a mindbender from my childhood. That and 'The Clangers'......mad. G
Crystal Tipps and Alistair! The makers must been on acid.
steve
That was nothing, The Singing, Ringing Tree anyone?!
Chris
It was awkward at first, but they all seem to be getting along now.
Just been told that Dire straits & Chris Rea are about to form a new group.
Its gonna be called Direa
Mist H
That is a breathtakingly old joke, even by my standards, but since you got us here:
Q. Why did Chris Rea cross the road?
A. To get to the middle.
That is a breathtakingly old joke, even by my standards, but since you got us here:
Q. Why did Chris Rea cross the road?
A. To get to the middle.
I can stoop lower if you want !!
Q Whats the nearest thing to Silver ?
A the Lone Rangers arse
Mista h
I call it my frank zapper.