Best Jokes (continues)
Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007
That's one kick-ass Stang! Love the color.
Must have gotten busted for driving without shoes.
A Man of Wealth ?Doug Smith is on his deathbed, knows the end is near.His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him."So", he says to them:"Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.""Sybil, take the apartments over in Pall Mall.""Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center.""Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the Thames."The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Doug slips away, she says ,"Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".Sarah replies, "Property? ... the arsehole had a paper round!"
What do you expect if you make your brewery workers redundant?
Yesterday a 4 foot psychic escaped from jail.
Police said there was a small medium at large.
They both look like a badly packed parachute.
Exactly. How clever of you to make the connection without a clue, despite the chronological disparities.
So how come when I do it, I'm a safety hazard and they kick me off the building site?
A blonde lady took two stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow.
"Ooh!" Said the presenter, "this is a very rare breed, do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"
"Sticks." She replied.
Best dog joke heard in long time.
But no one on this bus seems to like it.
Every time I go to see him, he says I'm not very elfie.
The cast of 12 Years A Slave are expected to clean up at the Oscars.
It's a great shame that attitude still exists even today.
)The cast of 12 Years A Slave are expected to clean up at the Oscars.
It's a great shame that attitude still exists even today.
Awesome.
I hope they do a 2014 version. Posh porn yet. Nom nom.
