http://www.amazon.co...54?tag=tswss-20

steve

After being woken by a loud fart my wife said, "Oh, for Christ's sake! It's me or that bloody dog, time to decide!"

I replied, "It was probably you, the dog's generally don't smell as bad as that."

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-M...eywords=hair+removal

Begs the question in the first example of WTF would you be searching for that product?

I did a post on this stuff about  year ago,you have got to read the reviews on this product. Gave me a good larf,not only will it remove the hair above your willy,theirs a good chance it will remove your willy at the same time. Evil stuff by all accounts.

Mista H

Yes, Paper Plane's post made me remember I'd seen the Veet posting somewhere and, of course it must have been your old post here.

Must be have been been funny then to make me remember it a year later so thanks.

Steve   

LOL. I'd keep this post secure on the home front.

I was caught out today, discussing how a horse can carry a twenty stone man with out complaint ...

I said that even a heavy man was not so much of a load as a foal before birth, and that is right. When they are born it is hard to believe a foal could ever have been inside his or her mum ...

But my friend pointed out that perhaps they were Foalded up inside!

ATB from George

"I've really had it with my dog," said the first guy to his neighbour. "He'll chase anyone on a bicycle"

"Hmmm, that is a problem," said the neighbour. "What are you thinking of doing about it?"

"Guess the only answer is to confiscate his bike!"

A pedestrian stepped off the curb and into the road without looking one day and promptly gets knocked flat by a passing cyclist.

"You were really lucky there," said the cyclist.

"What on earth are you talking about! That really hurt!" said the pedestrian, still on the pavement, rubbing his head.

"Well, usually I drive a bus!" the cyclist replied.

Brilliant!

Was the pedestrian called, Don?

Possibly!

Long live Angela!

I really hope that time does not find her with feet of clay as she seems the one remaining Statesman in Europe,

ATB from George

Did you notice also the  

"Fashion First Aid Kitty Carpet:

Reusable Downstairs Toupee"

I wish they would find a treatment for the unwanted hair that grows out of the ears and nose!

ATB from George

They have, George. It’s called, tweezers!  

.....but why do so many blondes buy the black version?

Dear Debs,

I know about tweezers. It hurts!

I use a fag lighter on my ears now and then, works for a while!

ATB from George

I keep an old paraffin blowlamp for precisely that purpose.  I have to dampen my toupee first, however.