Best Jokes (continues)
Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007
Pistorius is a nutter, and that's a fact ...
Pistorius is a nutter, and that's a fact ...
Alan Pardew is a nutter .... just ask Hull.
I think i did, and some people have a nut allergy!
ATB from George
When I'm depressed I stick a game cartridge up my bum, wire myself to the TV and play with my joystick. It consoles me.
Only managed silver at the World Anger Management Championship. I was outraged.
I haven’t the heart to tick all the boxes on the organ donor card.
My little Spanish nephew is ever so rude. He never says please. That's poor for four.
Some people are like clouds in the sky..........................when they fcuk off it becomes a nice day !!
Mista h
Talk about putting Decartes before the horse...
Talk about putting Decartes before the horse...
Awesome.
When I'm depressed I stick a game cartridge up my bum, wire myself to the TV and play with my joystick. It consoles me.
Only managed silver at the World Anger Management Championship. I was outraged.
I haven’t the heart to tick all the boxes on the organ donor card.
My little Spanish nephew is ever so rude. He never says please. That's poor for four.
As good as ever Mr Halliday. Keep 'em coming.
I've just started taking Viagra, of the 007 variety.
It makes me Roger Moore.
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?'
He asks her 'Shall we?'
She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I 'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head.'
I think i did, and some people have a nut allergy!
ATB from George
Okay this is a good joke on an awful day! Or just a bad joke perhaps!!!!!!
"What kind of balls does a gingerbread man have?"
"Ginger nuts of course!"
ATB from George
New pictures arriving soon Tony!
She aid a real babe now, but not a babe as most Carltons are. Looks something like a Raleigh supreme [gents City-bike from the 1950s, but goes like a rocket still and handles even better as an upright. You don't steer, you just look and the bike follows.
I doubt the Marxes rode bikes really!
ATB from George
There's always some knob on the road at rush hour.
Unfortunately, Mr and Mrs Wing said they have no idea where the plane is.
I said "I'm checking out the hair."
"But, I'm completely bald." he replied.
I said "I'm talking about mine."
I think i did, and some people have a nut allergy!
ATB from George
Okay this is a good joke on an awful day! Or just a bad joke perhaps!!!!!!
"What kind of balls does a gingerbread man have?"
"Ginger nuts of course!"
ATB from George
I feel obliged to reciprocate, George:
How do squirrels keep their nuts dry?
They swim on their backs.
[Yes, I know]
Am i still drunk from last nite.....or is that building twisted !!
Am i still drunk from last nite.....or is that building twisted !!
The building is straight; your mind is twisted! Actually the building is in Dubai, where they have more alcoholics per head than anywhere else in the World.
Typical socialists- one out, all out.
Typical socialists- one out, all out.
Arthur Scargill must be crapping himself.
Am i still drunk from last nite.....or is that building twisted !!
Dubai, where they have more alcoholics per head than anywhere else in the World.
Think i will send SWMBO to dubai then,where she will fit strait in !!
Mista H