w about a new topic.....STUPID ROAD SIGNS 
(I’m waiting in line to get a sandwich when I overhear this conversation between a customer in line ahead of me and the employee behind the counter.)
Customer: “What kind of meat comes on the vegetarian sub?”
Employee: “Uh… the vegetarian sub doesn’t have any meat on it, ma’am. That’s why it’s called the vegetarian sub.”
Customer: “Well, that sounds bland and boring as h***. Who the h*** would eat that?”
Employee: “A vegetarian?”
Customer: “Well I’m a vegetarian, and I wouldn’t eat a sub with no meat on it!”
Employee: “Uh… how can you be a vegetarian if you eat meat, ma’am?”
Customer: “Huh? What are you talking about?”
Employee: “Vegetarians are people who don’t eat meat.”
Customer: *snorts* “No they’re not, you idiot! A vegetarian is just someone who likes vegetables! It doesn’t mean you can’t eat meat too!”
Employee: “I’m pretty sure it means someone who ONLY eats vegetables, ma’am.”
Customer: “Whatever. I’m never eating here again. If you’re too f****** stupid to understand what a vegetarian is, you’d probably screw up my sandwich anyway!”*storms out*
