Best Jokes (continues)

Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007

http://forums.naim-audio.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/58019385/m/4391984906

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by mista h

Is it full or empty !!

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by mista h

I think this is ones of Debs moggies.

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by mista h

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by count.d

FFS, mate you're not funny, seriously.

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by Tony Lockhart

And I thought Richard Dane had requested an end to the relentless pictures.

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by Karl

Yawn

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by Kevin-W

Originally Posted by Tony Lockhart:

And I thought Richard Dane had requested an end to the relentless pictures.

Not up to your usual standard Tony. I don't get it.

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by Tony Lockhart

Some of the young girls that work in retail these days have a terrible attitude.

I just asked a young shop assistant if there were any mothers day bargains going and she looked at me as if I had horns on my head.

I wont be shopping in Ann Summers again.

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by Bunbury

Originally Posted by Tony Lockhart:

And I thought Richard Dane had requested an end to the relentless pictures.

An end to the whole thread would be even better.

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by BigH47

Originally Posted by Bunbury:

Originally Posted by Tony Lockhart:

And I thought Richard Dane had requested an end to the relentless pictures.

An end to the whole thread would be even better.

Miserable sod, recommendation:-

DON'T READ THIS THREAD THEN.

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by Kevin-W

Originally Posted by BigH47:

Miserable sod, recommendation:-

DON'T READ THIS THREAD THEN.

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by Steve J

Anyone here from Norwich?

High Six!

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by Tony Lockhart

What's the difference between Suffolk and Norfolk?

Two feet.

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by Steve J

You sussed it Tony.

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by Tony Lockhart

I'm always charging my iPhone,

ever since I got this great bullfighting app.

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by Cbr600

"funny" thing about humour, it is diverse and has many differing appeals to a wide audience.

Have to say i enjoy ALL the posts on this thread. Keep up the good work - all contributors

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by count.d

Originally Posted by Cbr600:

"funny" thing about humour, it is diverse and has many differing appeals to a wide audience.

Have to say i enjoy ALL the posts on this thread. Keep up the good work - all contributors

Totally agree, but everything in moderation though and maybe a little consideration to the request by Richard to lean on the side of written jokes rather than cut 'n paste.

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by Tony Lockhart

Oscarpistosis.

The fear of going to the toilet.

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by MDS

Originally Posted by Tony Lockhart:

Oscarpistosis.

The fear of going to the toilet.

Like that one, Tony

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by Tony Lockhart

I refuse to talk to someone with fewer than 10 toes.

I'm lactose intolerant.

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by George J

Originally Posted by MDS:

Originally Posted by Tony Lockhart:

Oscarpistosis.

The fear of going to the toilet.

Like that one, Tony

Could be fear of the prosthetics getting osteoporisis!

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by ewemon

Originally Posted by Tony Lockhart:

Oscarpistosis.

The fear of going to the toilet.

Nah that's shit scared.

Posted on: 28 March 2014 by Clay Bingham

Originally Posted by Tony Lockhart:

I refuse to talk to someone with fewer than 10 toes.

I'm lactose intolerant.

Two really good ones in a row. Best I keep reading.