Best Jokes (continues)

Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007

http://forums.naim-audio.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/58019385/m/4391984906
Posted on: 17 February 2015 by Tony Lockhart
Originally Posted by tonym:

       
Originally Posted by dave4jazz:
Originally Posted by Bunbury:

It's disgraceful and sick! I've reported it.

Well done. I've had him blocked for some time.

 

tonym doesn't cover himself in glory this evening either.

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I'm lost on that one too, Tony.
Posted on: 17 February 2015 by MDS
Originally Posted by Tony Lockhart:
Originally Posted by tonym:

       
Originally Posted by dave4jazz:
Originally Posted by Bunbury:

It's disgraceful and sick! I've reported it.

Well done. I've had him blocked for some time.

 

tonym doesn't cover himself in glory this evening either.

????


       


I'm lost on that one too, Tony.

I thought the Sean Connery one was funny and not remotely offensive but then maybe I'm missing something.

 

Anyway, well done for the apology, Tony.  

Posted on: 17 February 2015 by Bunbury

I'm all for having a joke and a good laugh, but please, not at the expense of the death of children, in any circumstances.

 

Of course Tony has the right to post it.

 

 

 

 

Posted on: 17 February 2015 by Christopher_M
Originally Posted by dave4jazz:
Originally Posted by Christopher_M:

I don't find Tony's joke funny. But he has the freedom to offend with his joke.

 

Chris

Naim may not want to associate themselves with some of this crude, insensitive, humour?

Alternatively, they might be liberals.

 

Tony's apologised......  

 

C.

Posted on: 17 February 2015 by tonym
Originally Posted by dave4jazz:
Originally Posted by Tony Lockhart:
Originally Posted by tonym:      
Originally Posted by dave4jazz:
Originally Posted by Bunbury:

It's disgraceful and sick! I've reported it.

Well done. I've had him blocked for some time.

 

tonym doesn't cover himself in glory this evening either.

????

I'm lost on that one too, Tony.

That I can understand.

 

The tonym post was 2 days ago. Just bad taste in my book.

It really is best if you don't read anything on here if you're so easily offended. Most jokes have the potential to offend someone, that is the nature of humour. Or do we need to run our jokes past you before we post them?

Posted on: 17 February 2015 by Tony Lockhart
Originally Posted by dave4jazz:

       
Originally Posted by Bunbury:

I'm all for having a joke and a good laugh, but please, not at the expense of the death of children, in any circumstances.

 

Tony has the right to post it and to those who find it amusing, well it takes all sorts I suppose.

Ah freedom of speech, now that's a good topic for discussion. Paris, Copenhagen, ................


       


When were you appointed the forum police?

Anyway, over the years I've had my chats with the forum mods, and almost always abide by what they've asked.

Funnily enough, mods views 'may' align with my own, but outside forces over-rule.
Posted on: 17 February 2015 by BigH47

How is it pancake day already? That creped up on me!

 

 

I've really been put off pancakes since Jif lemon changed their recipe. And their name to Cif .

Posted on: 17 February 2015 by Big Bill
Originally Posted by Kevin-W:
Originally Posted by Big Bill:
Originally Posted by tonym:

BP tried to buy some gas rich land off Sean Connery.

But he told them it wasn't for shale.

Fracking good joke Tony.

+1. As Frank Carson would say: "It's a fracker!"

"It's the way I Shell them"

 

Perhaps that is one too far - sorry guys.

Posted on: 17 February 2015 by dayjay
Originally Posted by Big Bill:
Originally Posted by Kevin-W:
Originally Posted by Big Bill:
Originally Posted by tonym:

BP tried to buy some gas rich land off Sean Connery.

But he told them it wasn't for shale.

Fracking good joke Tony.

+1. As Frank Carson would say: "It's a fracker!"

"It's the way I Shell them"

 

Perhaps that is one too far - sorry guys.

Now that was truly offensive 

Posted on: 17 February 2015 by Tony Lockhart
My mate suffered from a condition where he was sexually aroused by public transport. He couldn't get over it and he couldn't get treatment.

Anyway, today he tossed himself under a bus.
Posted on: 17 February 2015 by Bananahead
Originally Posted by Tony Lockhart:
Ok, I'll break with convention and apologise.

I can't see how you can be offended by it, maybe upset or angered, but not offended.

And if you were offended, so what? You'll get over it.

But to those I upset or angered, sorry. A bad decision to post it.

Please don't ever do this again.

 

Apologise that is.

Posted on: 17 February 2015 by joerand
Originally Posted by Tony Lockhart:
My mate suffered from a condition where he was sexually aroused by public transport. He couldn't get over it and he couldn't get treatment.

Anyway, today he tossed himself under a bus.

Sorry to hear he chose the bus. Had he opted to entertain a ferry he might still be here.

Posted on: 18 February 2015 by Derek Wright

Please give date and time of the so called offensive joke so that I can understand what outrages the sensitive flowers of the 21st century.

Posted on: 18 February 2015 by jjbomber
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. 
He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. 

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world;
it's called Turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy
Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy
baby.'
 
The little boy replied, 'I rubbed turpentine on our cat's arse, he
passed a Harley Davidson !'
Posted on: 18 February 2015 by JamieWednesday

http://www.amazon.com/gp/produ...2&tag=geek03b-20

 

 

Posted on: 18 February 2015 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Originally Posted by Derek Wright:

Please give date and time of the so called offensive joke so that I can understand what outrages the sensitive flowers of the 21st century.

 

Post deleted. Personally i do not care if strong, robust, evoluted men decide to spend time kicking eachother in the nutts as result of a life time masculine training. But weakest ( a child in this case) MUST be left alone.

Posted on: 18 February 2015 by Adam Meredith
Originally Posted by Derek Wright:

Please give date and time of the so called offensive joke so that I can understand what outrages the sensitive flowers of the 21st century.

It was, you will not be surprised to learn, one from Tony Lockhart.

 

You can, should you be so inclined, read it and most of what Lockhart channels to this thread on sickipedia - it comes up in Google just after 'The Declaration of Human Rights' 'Voltaire's Writings' . and 'Scatology for Children'.

 

Free Speech is a grand thing and a hifi forum the natural arena in which to make a principled stand.

 

I didn't think enough people take themselves ridiculously seriously - but I do see signs of light.

 

 

Petunia

Posted on: 18 February 2015 by Bananahead
Originally Posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
Originally Posted by Derek Wright:

Please give date and time of the so called offensive joke so that I can understand what outrages the sensitive flowers of the 21st century.

 

Post deleted. Personally i do not care if strong, robust, evoluted men decide to spend time kicking eachother in the nutts as result of a life time masculine training. But weakest ( a child in this case) MUST be left alone.


Oh good grief. It might have been in poor taste and you may have chosen to be offended but it wasn't harming any children.

Posted on: 18 February 2015 by dayjay

If we accept that people have the right to post whatever jokes they like, in the spirit of free speech, then you also have to accept that others have the same right to express how offensive they may find those jokes, that's also free speech. At the very least it keeps things lively

Posted on: 18 February 2015 by tonym

Humour's a funny old thing...

 

These "Mr Indignant" posts crop up regularly on this thread; yes, discuss what you find funny or not, offensive or unacceptable, but why not start another topic? It does get a bit tedious & clogs up the thread.

Posted on: 18 February 2015 by Tony2011

Posted on: 18 February 2015 by dayjay

Generally I'd agree Tony but there are times when a response is required.  Last year there was a 'joke' about Hillsborough.  I have good friends who lost family there and you can be damned sure I wanted express my views to  the posts author, I didn't especially care if the thread was clogged up as a result. With freedom comes responsibility, post what you like but be prepared to accept the inevitable responses if your humour hurts others

Posted on: 18 February 2015 by tonym

If a joke really offends you, report it to the moderator, It's his call.

Posted on: 18 February 2015 by George J

I knew something had been going on here.

 

I only ever go onto this thread if I have invented or heard a joke that is completely harmless!

 

But I think it is fair enough that if a joke is in bad taste for certain readers, in the spirit of free-speech, it remains their prerogative to say so. Fair to post and fair to reply, and to be honest this thread is the closest the gutter that is allowed here. Blocking a sewage filled gutter seems inevitable from time to time to me.

 

ATB from George

Posted on: 18 February 2015 by Tony Lockhart
A young lad is sitting in the park, eating chocolate bar after chocolate bar. An elderly man approaches him.

"My word sonny" says the old man "If you continue to eat like that, you wont live for very long."

"My granddad lived to be one hundred and three years old." exclaimed the boy.

"Did he eat lots of chocolate too?" asked the old fella.

"No. He minded his own bloody business."