Best Jokes (continues)

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.

''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?''

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?''

''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.''

The families of three British teenage girls thought to have run away to Syria have come together and pleaded with their daughters to come home.

"We are losing child tax credits and family allowance," claimed the girls' fathers.

This year's Brits will always be remembered for its fabulous tribute to 'Allo 'Allo!, featuring the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies.



Yes, I took that joke from sickipedia. Just to show Meredith they're not all sick. 

Not sure Madge would agree.

What joke?

Was it too easy to understand then?

To me, that's a cheap and nasty comment and borderline racist with it.

steve

Thank God Gary Glitter's sentence is 16 years, any less and he might have tried to have sex with it.

What do you get if you cross a cat with  a horse?

A Hat, of corse.

I think George would be proud of that one.

This is a jokes forum Lionel.  Why don't you post one?

Nope, don't get that one.

Seems like he posted 7 instead. 

Nope.  He didn't post any; none were funny

Well, why don't you post a joke that you find funny?

In your opinion...

It really is best not to comment on what you personally find unfunny on this thread.

Why not?

Efforts about a princess's death, a racist child (sren't they just cute?) a city being bombed to oblivion lack any wit, and as for the "why don;t you post one then" argument (not from you, Tony)  it is so puerile as to be embarrassing.

But Lionel's efforts seem to have been removed so I rest my case

You left out reference to the one about Merkel, JSH. Does that imply you enjoyed it, as I did? 

WHERE HAVE MY JOKES GONE?

No; it (and variants of it) are older than me; so not worth commenting on

Because if we all posted our opinions on what we personally found unfunny this thread would be a very tedious place indeed. 

Perhaps 7 jokes at once was overkill. So I shall try one at a time, lest forum members break too many ribs;

Wife says to husband "You only ever want sex when You're drunk"
Husband says "that's not true....... sometimes I want a kebab"

p.s. I suspect someone with even less humour than JSH complained to the Mods...who could that be?