Best Jokes (continues)
Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007
Tony,
It's difficult to fire a dead man...
steve
It's easy. Try a crematorium.
Which cheered me right up.
If you look under the word "flabby".
Took a bit of a punt yesterday but got my fingers burned. Last time I'm buying a toaster off eBay.
I LOOKED at the eclipse through a colander.
Now I think I've strained my eyes.
What do you call a small itch?
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"A titch!"
ATB from George
What do you call a small itch?
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ATB from George
Hello there! How are things George?
Dear Gianluigi,
A good many small itches! Only kidding!!
Going to Norway later this year once again. Work is frantic as expected before Easter. The Carlton bike is almost on the top line so I am going to get a new chain and freewheel set for the back to really get her going nicely again. I now have a nice [equally old] Raleigh cycle to make an all weather bike to give the Carlton a rest from commuting every day. Very pleased with this little cycle. Nice classically simple machine that rides almost as well as the Carlton, though it is slower for several reasons. I am riding the British Heart Foundation "sportive" Norwich Fifty [miles] in a while with a friend. Certainly on the Carlton.
The replay is exactly the same as ever, because it pleases me.
So I am busy and having fun as well!
I hope life is fine with you also.
Best wishes from George
I LOOKED at the eclipse through a colander.
Now I think I've strained my eyes.
That is soooo funny. Keep up the good work
What do you call a small itch?
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ATB from George
Hello there! How are things George?
It's only a t'itch up t'north!
If you buy the wool, she'll make you one too.
Dear Gianluigi,
A good many small itches! Only kidding!!
Going to Norway later this year once again. Work is frantic as expected before Easter. The Carlton bike is almost on the top line so I am going to get a new chain and freewheel set for the back to really get her going nicely again. I now have a nice [equally old] Raleigh cycle to make an all weather bike to give the Carlton a rest from commuting every day. Very pleased with this little cycle. Nice classically simple machine that rides almost as well as the Carlton, though it is slower for several reasons. I am riding the British Heart Foundation "sportive" Norwich Fifty [miles] in a while with a friend. Certainly on the Carlton.
The replay is exactly the same as ever, because it pleases me.
So I am busy and having fun as well!
I hope life is fine with you also.
Best wishes from George
Hello George, welcome back. Maurizio
We, for example, have 60 million people with access to world-class healthcare.
And so do they.
If you buy the wool, she'll make you one too.
We, for example, have 60 million people with access to world-class healthcare.
And so do they.
And we have 300 million people with access to world class dentistry and so do........
.................oh maybe not a good example.
That obviously touched a nerve
We, for example, have 60 million people with access to world-class healthcare.
And so do they.
And we have 300 million people with access to world class dentistry and so do........
.................oh maybe not a good example.
And clearly an excessive number of teeth
We, for example, have 60 million people with access to world-class healthcare.
And so do they.
And we have 300 million people with access to world class dentistry and so do........
.................oh maybe not a good example.
That obviously touched a nerve
Didn't it just. Americans are very sensitive that the so-called greatest place on Earth (their words not mine) can only provide health care (dentistry included) no better than most 3rd World countries for the bulk of their population.
Me: "Beef stew"
Computer: "Sorry, not stroganoff"
Why am I seeing new jokes in my email but nothing new appears here?
"I'll try." He said,
"I Believe in miracles, where you from, you sexy thing?"
Why am I seeing new jokes in my email but nothing new appears here?
The forum is called Best Jokes, not new jokes.
As it's Easter....... What do you get if you tip boiling water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny.
As it's Easter....... What do you get if you tip boiling water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny.
Think that's one's safe enough and funny enough to share with my grand-daughter.
Why am I seeing new jokes in my email but nothing new appears here?
If you beleive they are new then why don't you post them yourself