Best Jokes (continues)
Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007
Mathematician John Nash and wife killed in taxi crash.
Sums it up nicely. Nothing to add.
Took me a while to work that one out. Easy as 1-2-3, really. 
This news report subtracts from the moral equation, and that will divide opinion.
It should have been Times square, going for a take-away.
Oh dear. I've just discovered that the vent is real and not a joke. Sorry I joined in now. Bad taste.
The Irish gay marriage vote has met with mass celebrations by the lesbian community. They were up all night, enjoying the craic.
They arrived. Safe and sound.
You have to feel for Sepp Blatter.
Mounting pressure to resign, plus having a name that sounds like something antibiotics would clear up.
You have to feel for Sepp Blatter.
Mounting pressure to resign, plus having a name that sounds like something antibiotics would clear up.
Good one. Yes, the future seems less than certain for Mr. Blatter.
Don't bank on it. He's as slippery as an eel.
After 40 years and billions of dollars trying to get America interested in soccer, it seems all it really needed was to give one World Cup to Putin and another to the Arabs.
Don't bank on it. He's as slippery as an eel.
Apparently Platini asked him (Blatter) to resign he said "It was too late" ?????????
Apparently Platini asked him (Blatter) to resign he said "It was too late" ?????????
Yes I read that too, amazing! Even Maradona finds the guy distasteful and sleazy...
Don't bank on it. He's as slippery as an eel.
Steve
Right you are! Reuters is reporting that Vladimir Putin has come out in support of Blatter and is accusing the U.S of meddling. No surprises there. The world is fun to watch sometimes.
Vladimir Putin has come out in support of Blatter and is accusing the U.S of meddling. No surprises there.
Putin telling the truth. Huge surprise.
It's knot rocket seance.
It's knot rocket seance.
That reminds me of a friend of mine, he is an intelligent gardener - he has lettuce after his name. Boom Boom
...But I wasn't sure if it was the thyme or the plaice.
You should have consulted a sage.
Stuff that!
Vladimir Putin has come out in support of Blatter and is accusing the U.S of meddling. No surprises there.
Putin telling the truth. Huge surprise.
jj
How's Putin looking to you today?
Vladimir Putin has come out in support of Blatter and is accusing the U.S of meddling. No surprises there.
Putin telling the truth. Huge surprise.
jj
How's Putin looking to you today?
The postman brought me my new FIFA 16 game today. Talk about realistic, it arrived in a plain brown envelope.
Putin has a rating of 85% support in Russia as he stands up for the country. Cameron has support of 34%. Germany have backed Russia for 2018. Cameron has to do as he's told.
Vladimir Putin has come out in support of Blatter and is accusing the U.S of meddling. No surprises there.
Putin telling the truth. Huge surprise.
jj
How's Putin looking to you today?
The postman brought me my new FIFA 16 game today. Talk about realistic, it arrived in a plain brown envelope.
Putin has a rating of 85% support in Russia as he stands up for the country. Cameron has support of 34%. Germany have backed Russia for 2018. Cameron has to do as he's told.
jj
Last post on this subject: promise. Have you not heard about Blatter? Anyway jj, as I recall Stalin had pretty good numbers as have others of that ilk. I'll take Cameron if you want to send him our way.
Cheers!
I think I need to get a flatter dog.
Every time I venture into the Padded Cell and see that the last joke was from Tony Lockhart my spirits rise.
Keep 'em coming, I love them!
All the best
Richard
"Soviet?"
"No, there's 2 hours left."
"Soviet?"
"No, there's 2 hours left."
My wife was mugged at Hampton Court the other day.
Tudor?
No, he just took her handbag.
Three ducks walk into a bar.
'What's your name?' says the barman to the first one.
'Huey' replies the first duck.
'And how has your day been today?'
'Excellent', says Huey, 'I've been in and out of puddles all day. What more could any duck want!'
The barman turns to the second duck.
'What's your name?' says the barman.
'Dewey' replies the second duck.
'And how has your day been today?'
'Excellent', says Dewey, 'I've been in and out of puddles all day. What more could any duck want!'
The barman turns to the third duck.
'Let me guess. You must be Louie?'
'No', she says blushing, 'my name is Puddles'
My wife was mugged at Hampton Court the other day.
Tudor?
No, he just took her handbag.
Hampton Court?
No its just these tight new jeans!