Best Jokes (continues)

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they
don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. 

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!" "But I always buy it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist. "Yes", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." 

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist
who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." 

Annoyed,the blonde snatches the container back and reads out aloud from the container

"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

Aerosol? (some cod Scandavian accent required)

As I recall it was Mel Smith and Rowan Atkinson, with cringe-worthy Scandinavean accents.

Mel as man, "Good morning, I would like to buy some deoderant"

Rowan as chemist, "Ball or aerosol?"

Mel, "Neither, I want it for my armpits."

Unusual indelicacy from Apple on their 'iOS 9 iPad Tips' page.

The lady looks perfectly charming to me.

John.

In my experience, "scrubber" (like "slapper") is a peculiarly British term. I doubt the majority of consumers outside of the UK would see a problem. Just like 'strayans think it is hilarious that 'murkans "root" for their favourite team.

Have passed this by for the last couple of days not having a clue to what it meant. That was before I read the explanatory article in this morning's New York Times. Now, all I can say is " may there always be an England". You just can't make this stuff up!