Best Jokes (continues)
Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007
Posted on: 08 October 2015 by Tony Lockhart
Posted on: 08 October 2015 by Richard S
My new boss told me he expects me to be on call 24/7 but I don't really mind as July 24th is ages away.
Posted on: 11 October 2015 by Paper Plane
One for Tony:
Posted on: 11 October 2015 by Tony Lockhart
I showed my wife, she's worried
Posted on: 12 October 2015 by John Willmott
Marriage is like a warm toilet seat .. it's wonderful when you first get on but after a bit you wonder who's been there before you ..
Posted on: 12 October 2015 by joerand
Trojan has released a new line of technologically-advanced, super-sensitive condoms. They stay after the man has pulled out and talk to the woman.
Posted on: 13 October 2015 by Tony Lockhart
The next station is Kew, where this train will germinate.
Posted on: 13 October 2015 by Tony Lockhart
At long last they're going to be able to explain what happened just before the Big Bang.
And not before time.
Posted on: 13 October 2015 by Stevee_S
Originally Posted by Tony Lockhart:
The next station is Kew, where this train will germinate.
Posted on: 13 October 2015 by GraemeH
Posted on: 13 October 2015 by JSH
That is really, really unfunny. Did someone actually waste some of their life writing it?
Originally Posted by GraemeH:
http://scarfolk.blogspot.co.uk/
Brilliantly funny/sinister spoof 1970's Council Information. The 'Audio Library' titles are too close for comfort...
G
Posted on: 13 October 2015 by GraemeH
Originally Posted by JSH:
That is really, really unfunny. Did someone actually waste some of their life writing it?
Originally Posted by GraemeH:
http://scarfolk.blogspot.co.uk/
Brilliantly funny/sinister spoof 1970's Council Information. The 'Audio Library' titles are too close for comfort...
G
Seriously? You don't get it?
G
Posted on: 13 October 2015 by dayjay
Originally Posted by GraemeH:
Originally Posted by JSH:
That is really, really unfunny. Did someone actually waste some of their life writing it?
Originally Posted by GraemeH:
http://scarfolk.blogspot.co.uk/
Brilliantly funny/sinister spoof 1970's Council Information. The 'Audio Library' titles are too close for comfort...
G
Seriously? You don't get it?
G
I thought it was quite amusing, especially liked the imigrant poster which rings true in some quarters even in these times
Posted on: 13 October 2015 by Ebor
Posted on: 13 October 2015 by Paper Plane
Originally Posted by GraemeH:
http://scarfolk.blogspot.co.uk/
Brilliantly funny/sinister spoof 1970's Council Information. The 'Audio Library' titles are too close for comfort...
G
Made me laugh.
Actually very cleverly constructed/written too.
steve
Posted on: 13 October 2015 by tonym
Yes, very good!
Mr JSH, not sure why you feel compelled to comment on things you personally don't find amusing. Humour's very much a matter of individual taste and there's really no point in giving your opinion.
Posted on: 13 October 2015 by JSH
That's your opinion, which under your own "logic" has no point.
Originally Posted by tonym:
Yes, very good!
Mr JSH, not sure why you feel compelled to comment on things you personally don't find amusing. Humour's very much a matter of individual taste and there's really no point in giving your opinion.
Posted on: 13 October 2015 by JSH
I get it, OK. It just isn't very good; lacks elegance or subtlety and is clunky and heavy handed in my opinion.
Originally Posted by GraemeH:
Originally Posted by JSH:
That is really, really unfunny. Did someone actually waste some of their life writing it?
Originally Posted by GraemeH:
http://scarfolk.blogspot.co.uk/
Brilliantly funny/sinister spoof 1970's Council Information. The 'Audio Library' titles are too close for comfort...
G
Seriously? You don't get it?
G
Posted on: 13 October 2015 by Derek Wright
A forecast of Life under Corbyn perhaps
Posted on: 13 October 2015 by hafler3o
Originally Posted by Paper Plane:
Originally Posted by GraemeH:
http://scarfolk.blogspot.co.uk/
Brilliantly funny/sinister spoof 1970's Council Information. The 'Audio Library' titles are too close for comfort...
G
Made me laugh.
Actually very cleverly constructed/written too.
steve
Superb, very 'black'. It reminded me of a place similar to Royston Vasey. Wonderfully crafted books, posters etc.
Posted on: 14 October 2015 by Tony Lockhart
In a restaurant somewhere, sometime.
Waiter "Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials tonight"
Customer " yes please"
Waiter " This town, aaaaaah aaah, is coming like a ghost town"
Posted on: 14 October 2015 by u77033103172058601
Originally Posted by Derek Wright:
A forecast of Life under Corbyn perhaps
No, just what is happening under Cameroon and Gideon.
Posted on: 14 October 2015 by Tony Lockhart
I lost my watch at a party last night. Later I saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked over to this guy, and punched him straight on the jaw.
No one does that to a girl...
Not on my watch.
Posted on: 14 October 2015 by Kevin-W
Originally Posted by GraemeH:
http://scarfolk.blogspot.co.uk/
The 'Audio Library' titles are too close for comfort...
G
I'm sure I have most of them somewhere... 
Posted on: 14 October 2015 by GraemeH
Originally Posted by Kevin-W:
Originally Posted by GraemeH:
http://scarfolk.blogspot.co.uk/
The 'Audio Library' titles are too close for comfort...
G
I'm sure I have most of them somewhere...
...in your head?
Some of the books and posters are so well done that you question their fakery. The Pelican 'The Poor & Other Invertebrates' ....A dark mind at work.
G
