Best Jokes (continues)

I agree, I think it is painstakingly well done and very funny in a dark way, and certainly it does not lack subtlety. Thanks for pointing it out Graeme.

"The policeman is alone. Get him!"

...actually made me laugh out loud. 

But I can see why it mightn't be to everyone's taste. Nevertheless perhaps a little, er, rereading is called for JSH...

This is an old one.

Nice one, Tony. That made me laugh.

I was just about to send that on to SWIMBO but thought no... my remaining life is too short already.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

There's usually a Scotsman, Welshman and Irishman too; but they're all still at the Rugby World Cup...

An Englishman, Irishman & a Scotsman walk in to a pub.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke!"

So what's the difference between the English rugby team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer..

True story...

Was on the phone at work with someone from the UK that was in Seattle and someone from the UK actually in the UK on the call.  Somehow we got onto something related to the World Cup which was going on at the time and the two limeys went off talking about soccer (football), but the one in the UK was a rugby player.  I mentioned I preferred rugby and enjoyed photographing it...he said this:

"Rugby is a savage game played by gentlemen.  Football is a gentleman's game played by savages."

Never forgot this and use it anytime someone mentions either sport.

An Englishman and a Welshman walk into a pub ……..

Mack & Millican do nothing for me either JSH (and are mainstream beyond belief) but I am keen for some of your thoughts on how 'Scarfolk' "could have been done so much better". 

G

I was sort of forced to watch a Jim Davidson live DVD recently - I found most of it seriously unfunny and was offended by quite a lot of it. I did however laugh out loud once - but felt dirty.

Sadly most of the pepole around me thought it was hilarious - the fact that I didn't was completely irrelevant.

Please keep to the topic - "best" jokes.

SS and JSH, I've edited and removed some posts here.  I suggest you both bury the hatchet and move one.  No further comment is required.  Thank you.

Really early morning here on the Pacific Coast and I open this thread thinking Richard Dane under Best Jokes is something I want to read. instead...........bummer!

An Englishman, Welshman, and Irishman walk into a bar...

I wonder if they are having bets on all southern hemisphere semi finals ???

…… and Paddy says "I've just heard from Jock and he'll be here in an hour or so"

An Englishman...

Class  !

Wasn't that joke on here two years ago?