Best Jokes (continues)
Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007
Wasn't that joke on here two years ago?
Yes - although it was more of a hatred back then
An Englishman walks into a bar.
There's usually a Scotsman, Welshman and Irishman too; but they're all still at the Rugby World Cup...
An Englishman, Welshman, and Irishman walk into a bar...
…… and Paddy says "I've just heard from Jock and he'll be here in an hour or so"
and Paddy says 'I just heard from Craig Joubert. Jock will be here in an hour.'
Patient: Doctor, I've come out in spots like cherries on a cake.
Doctor: Ah, you must have analogy
Very clever, I like that and much better than digital!
Two cats swimming the channel: an English cat called One Two Three and a French cat called Un Deux Trois.
Which cat got there first?
The English cat, because Un Deux Trois cat sank.......
Two cats sliding down the roof.
Which cat slid down fastest?
The one with the lowest mew.
I got an odd job man in last week. I gave him eight jobs to do, but when I got home I found that he'd only done one, three, five and seven.
You should be ashamed of yourself Nigel! 
Unsubtle but this is hilarious. What would Mourinho have said had it been his player?
A penguin walks into the bar....
Penguin: I'm looking for my dad
Barperson: what's he look like?
A skeleton walks into the bar, and asks for a pint of beer and a mop.
Unsubtle but this is hilarious. What would Mourinho have said had it been his player?
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
"Halloumi"
G
That's my kind of joke!
That's my kind of joke!
being Swiss WTF?
British Humor sometimes does not come across to continentals
In case it does its the best on earth
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
"Halloumi"
G
That's my kind of joke!
Posted just for the halibut!
Boom tshh!
G
That's my kind of joke!
being Swiss WTF?
British Humor sometimes does not come across to continentals
In case it does its the best on earth
Swiss?...and you don't get a cheese joke?
G
That's my kind of joke!
being Swiss WTF?
British Humor sometimes does not come across to continentals
In case it does its the best on earth
Swiss?...and you don't get a cheese joke?
G
its not the cheese, its "Halloumi" which is having the challenge with my English
Halloumi. Hello me.
Well I did not get the Hello me thing!
But then I must be a bit thick!
ATB from George
Don't worry, it's getting late!
Indeed. Time for 'book at bedtime'.
G
Halloumi. Hello me.
sorry still do not get the joke.
A cheese in the mirror says hello?
Lol, the responses from our continental friends is almost as funny as the joke. Funny how humour can be so regional
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
"Halloumi"
G
OK - 'Hallo me' is wordplay with Halloumi, which is a cheese. When the cheese sees its reflection it says 'Halloumi".
G