Best Jokes (continues)
Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by BigH47
I bet someone will go off at a tangent on this thread.
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by Steve O
You just need to approach it from the right angle.
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by Tony Lockhart
Shall Old Harry......
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by BigH47
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Posted on: 27 October 2010 by JamieWednesday
Devilish
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by Tony Lockhart
Catch A Herring.
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by Tony Lockhart
Trawling Off America.
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by DenisA
The Old Adage...
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by DenisA
Some Orphans Have...
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by DenisA
Curly Auburn Hair...
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by BigH47
OK so you have all lost your minds I understand.
Posted on: 28 October 2010 by Tony Lockhart
I like sexy physics jokes. They give me a hadron.
Posted on: 29 October 2010 by Tony Lockhart
Go to Google Maps, and type in Japan to China. Step 43 of the journey wasn't expected!
Tony
Tony
Posted on: 29 October 2010 by Mike-B
...... for 782km 
Posted on: 29 October 2010 by BigH47
That would make the legs, and probably every thing else ache.
Posted on: 29 October 2010 by mongo
quote:Originally posted by Tony Lockhart:
I like sexy physics jokes. They give me a hadron.
Read this an hour ago.
My sides still ache
Posted on: 30 October 2010 by Tony Lockhart
Has anyone tried that new aftershave made in tribute to the Hindenburg disaster? Eau De Humanity.
Tony
Tony
Posted on: 31 October 2010 by tonym
I’m sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations.
Just had one from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful.
Just had one from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful.
Posted on: 31 October 2010 by Tony Lockhart
Train spotters are so sad standing there all day looking at trains. I mean get a life.I counted 13 of them today.
Tony
Tony
Posted on: 01 November 2010 by Reginald Halliday
Two nuns are being raped by two guys down an alley.
The first nun says "Forgive him Father because he knows not what he does"
The second nun screams out "WOOHOO!!!!! this one does!!"
The first nun says "Forgive him Father because he knows not what he does"
The second nun screams out "WOOHOO!!!!! this one does!!"
Posted on: 04 November 2010 by roger poll
I took the wife out for tea and biscuits the other day. I think she enjoyed it, although it was the first time she had given blood.
Posted on: 05 November 2010 by Tony Lockhart
Ok, not a joke, but funny anyway. Moral: be patient.
http://m.funnyordie.com/videos...cooter-elevator-fail
Tony
http://m.funnyordie.com/videos...cooter-elevator-fail
Tony
Posted on: 05 November 2010 by roger poll
Husband rushes into his house shouting "Mary, Mary, I've won the lottery, pack your bags". Fantastic, she says, "Shall I pack for hot or cold weather. Husband.....I don't realy care as long as you are out by noon.
Posted on: 08 November 2010 by George Fredrik
A farmer upgraded his milking machine with a fully automatic new version.
He decided to try it out ... well no cow was involved at least. After a while the pleasure turned to a certain consternation as the farmer had no idea how to turn the machine off, so he rang the emergency help line from his mobile.
A cheery voice assured him not to worry as the machine would automatically stop sucking after two litres had been extracted ...
ATB from George
He decided to try it out ... well no cow was involved at least. After a while the pleasure turned to a certain consternation as the farmer had no idea how to turn the machine off, so he rang the emergency help line from his mobile.
A cheery voice assured him not to worry as the machine would automatically stop sucking after two litres had been extracted ...
ATB from George
Posted on: 08 November 2010 by Tony Lockhart
I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have Alzheimers. Bummer. But hey ho, at least I don't have Alzheimers!
Tony
Tony