Best Jokes (continues)
Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007
Posted on: 18 October 2010 by TomK
quote:
Originally posted by Tony Lockhart:
Just had my water bill, £175. Bloody Oxfam can supply a whole village for just £2 month, time to change supplier i think!!
Now and again you hit the spot.
Posted on: 19 October 2010 by Major-Tom
Archeologists in Ireland have discovered a snowmans graveyard....
Further investigation proved it to be a carrot field !!
Posted on: 19 October 2010 by akseland
This really fat chick walks into a pub.
A man sitting along the bar says " I'll give ya one sweetheart."
She says, " I would never have sex with you... ! "
He says, " No... I was just giving you a score out of ten. "
Posted on: 21 October 2010 by Tony Lockhart
For a cheap laugh this very minute, google "Kai Rooney".
Tony
Posted on: 21 October 2010 by BigH47
Posted on: 23 October 2010 by Steve O
If you are familiar with Liverpool airport you will have seen the statue of John Lennon pointing upwards with the quotation "Above us only sky".
Below this has been written "Below us only West Ham".
Regards,
Steve.
Posted on: 23 October 2010 by dn1
quote:
If you are familiar with Liverpool airport you will have seen the statue of John Lennon pointing upwards with the quotation "Above us only sky".
And the baggage handling system encourages us to "imagine no possessions".......
Posted on: 26 October 2010 by JamieWednesday
Posted on: 26 October 2010 by Tony Lockhart
Maths puns are the first sine of madness.
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by BigH47
cos most people don't know any different.
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by BigH47
I bet someone will go off at a tangent on this thread.
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by Steve O
You just need to approach it from the right angle.
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by Tony Lockhart
Shall Old Harry......
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by BigH47
?
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by JamieWednesday
Devilish
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by Tony Lockhart
Catch A Herring.
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by Tony Lockhart
Trawling Off America.
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by DenisA
The Old Adage...
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by DenisA
Some Orphans Have...
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by DenisA
Curly Auburn Hair...
Posted on: 27 October 2010 by BigH47
OK so you have all lost your minds I understand.
Posted on: 28 October 2010 by Tony Lockhart
I like sexy physics jokes. They give me a hadron.
Posted on: 29 October 2010 by Tony Lockhart
Go to Google Maps, and type in Japan to China. Step 43 of the journey wasn't expected!
Tony
Posted on: 29 October 2010 by Mike-B
Posted on: 29 October 2010 by BigH47
That would make the legs, and probably every thing else ache.
