Best Jokes (continues)

Now this is not a joke but it tickled me.  I was browsing around the internet radio stations the other night (as you do) and came across one in the classical sectio.  It is a Baroque station that broadcasts 24hr/day and is called 'Baroque around the clock'!

My Uncle in Ipswich would be very upset if she were to see this.  He says it's one of the best photos of him  he's had taken

 

 

TOBYJUG posted:

In the 1950s and 60s there was a gangster who used to terrorise the people of East London by pulling up the back of their pants.
He was known as Wedgie Kray.

I went for a job interview yesterday, for the position of Assistant Shepherd. The interviewer (the shepherd himself) said: "I have 58 sheep, can you round them up for me please?"

Don't talk to me about bad metaphors, I've got them coming out of my arms.

Apparently Adele just shed a quick five pounds. No lipo or fancy celebrity diets for her as she's a true down to earth gal. A simple bottle of make-up remover and box of cotton did the trick.

One doing the rounds that I thought might appeal to Mr Dolan:

Why are we bombing ISIS?

If we want to stop them attacking we should just put Van Gaal in charge of them.

Big Bill posted:

Now this is not a joke but it tickled me.  I was browsing around the internet radio stations the other night (as you do) and came across one in the classical sectio.  It is a Baroque station that broadcasts 24hr/day and is called 'Baroque around the clock'!

Strangely, it's a really good station. 

A skeleton walks into the bar, and asks for a pint of beer and a mop. 

Hungryhalibut posted:

Big Bill posted:

Now this is not a joke but it tickled me.  I was browsing around the internet radio stations the other night (as you do) and came across one in the classical sectio.  It is a Baroque station that broadcasts 24hr/day and is called 'Baroque around the clock'!

Strangely, it's a really good station. 

A skeleton walks into the bar, and asks for a pint of beer and a mop. 

Yup it is a very good radio station, as long as you are a fan of Baroque (which I am).

There's a Bill Haley joke there somewhere but it isn't coming yet.

I used to enjoy pork scratchings until my mate showed me the fungal nail infection he has on his feet. 

Donald Trump has pulled out of his planned golf course development in Scotland.  He's worried about the Mullah Kintyre.

TOBYJUG posted:

Ya have to say that that is absolutely brilliant.

MDS posted:

One doing the rounds that I thought might appeal to Mr Dolan:

Used it - thank you 

TOBYJUG posted:

Genius Mr Jug.......sheer genius!

So glad to see the Tobyjug avatar back but I know not all agree.