Best Jokes (continues)
Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007
The 500s seem to be drawing a tadge more current recently.
Oh dear, where did you got that picture from??
tonym posted:The 500s seem to be drawing a tadge more current recently.
Impressive! 
Phil
tonym posted:The 500s seem to be drawing a tadge more current recently.
Star earthing has its downsides.
G
Review I've just seen on Amazon website:
Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires and oil companies.
tonym posted:Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires and oil companies.
Would be funny if this really were a joke, but it isn't is it?
Nick from Suffolk posted:tonym posted:Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires and oil companies.
Would be funny if this really were a joke, but it isn't is it?
Of course it is, Nick.
It's only 96% of the world's scientists......................
tonym posted:Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires and oil companies.
In the sequel, 41,000 scientists deny an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of tax raising politicians.
A very sad day today. After seven years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant mortician.
He must be mortified
I nearly died laughing reading that...
Every Christmas I'd come running downstairs to the big pile of presents and start unwrapping them as fast as I could. Sometimes there would be fights over who had the best toys but we would all make up later and sit down to have a three hour lunch before watching TV for the rest of the day.
I really miss working at the Royal Mail sorting office.
tonym posted:Devastated.
A very sad day today. After seven years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant mortician.
Sounds a stiff sentence
Richard S posted:Every Christmas I'd come running downstairs to the big pile of presents and start unwrapping them as fast as I could. Sometimes there would be fights over who had the best toys but we would all make up later and sit down to have a three hour lunch before watching TV for the rest of the day.
I really miss working at the Royal Mail sorting office.
Just sent this on to a mate who works at Royal Mail. Hope it arrives before Christmas
Before any Christmas party, learn the difference between mistle and camel.
Tony Lockhart posted:Before any Christmas party, learn the difference between mistle and camel.
Toe, Ho, Ho.
A nervous, dyslexic, first-time robber runs into a bank waving a pistol and reading from a note yells:
"Air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up!"
steve
I've fallen in love with my clumsy cleaner.
she swept me off my feet.
Paper Plane posted:
A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN
OK, except for #12.
thanks,
america
Last week I went to a comedy and philosophy convention.
I laughed more than I thought.