Best Jokes (continues)
Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007
Posted on: 27 February 2017 by TOBYJUG
What does Morrissey like on his toast ?
I don't know, but Johnny Marr might.
Posted on: 27 February 2017 by hungryhalibut
A Smiths joke. Marvellous!!
Posted on: 27 February 2017 by Christopher_M
Posted on: 27 February 2017 by TOBYJUG
Posted on: 27 February 2017 by Christopher_M
Unleavened makes me miserable now
Posted on: 27 February 2017 by TOBYJUG
There is a Vegemite that never goes out !
Posted on: 27 February 2017 by Noogle
Posted on: 27 February 2017 by DBS-Al
That joke isn't funny anymore...no it is really !
Posted on: 27 February 2017 by Christopher_M
Posted on: 27 February 2017 by Daveas
Posted on: 27 February 2017 by TOBYJUG
GET A ROOM !!
Posted on: 27 February 2017 by DBS-Al
The above picture reminds me of something that happened to me some years ago.
While walking down a road near to where I live, a man approached me and asked me if I would like a sofa for free.
I said I was sorry but no as my parents always told me not to accept suites from strangers.
Posted on: 01 March 2017 by Stevee_S
Unfortunately I missed the news at the time that seven wheelchair athletes were banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
Posted on: 02 March 2017 by TOBYJUG
Good tip for the Cheltenham festival races is - EMESIS.
And that's straight from the horses mouth.
Posted on: 02 March 2017 by Mike-B
............ & taking of the Cheltenham Festival, the fastest way to make a small fortune at Cheltenham is to start with a large fortune.
Posted on: 02 March 2017 by tonym
I have CDO...
It's like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order....... as they should be!
Posted on: 02 March 2017 by Stevee_S
tonym posted:
I have CDO...
It's like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order....... as they should be!
Perhaps you should see a DOC Tony.
Posted on: 03 March 2017 by Big Bill
Mike-B posted:
............ & taking of the Cheltenham Festival, the fastest way to make a small fortune at Cheltenham is to start with a large fortune.
It's true ya can't eat the old 'uns!
Posted on: 04 March 2017 by SNAIC in the Grass
Posted on: 05 March 2017 by TOBYJUG
PUBLIC RELATIONS is an anagram of " CRAP BUILT ON LIES."
Posted on: 06 March 2017 by Cloth Ears
SALMONELLA in an anagram of ON ALL MEALS.
Posted on: 08 March 2017 by JSH
Q: What's the main difference between Trump and Hitler
A: Hitler got elected without Russian help
Posted on: 08 March 2017 by rodwsmith
Kim Jong Nam's son is called Kim Hans Sol.
No wonder Lil' Kim Ronely had him bumped off.
Once Kim Luke Skywalke comes on the scene, the evil empire is doomed.
In the video, Kim Han-sol confirms his father's death and says: 'We hope this gets better soon'
Posted on: 08 March 2017 by tonym
International Women's Day was meant to be yesterday, but it took them longer than expected to get ready.
Posted on: 08 March 2017 by ameden
tonym posted:
International Women's Day was meant to be yesterday, but it took them longer than expected to get ready.
Love this.....my better half has a propensity to always being late....the earlier she starts, the later she is...so it seems...I'm sure no one else has this issue....
