Best Jokes (continues)
Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007
Posted on: 03 October 2017 by Christopher_M
Posted on: 03 October 2017 by nigelb
Daveas posted:
Has she gone away with Al Dente?
No, I think it was Al's mate Mac Aroni. I also heard a rumour that she went off with two brothers - Rick an Toni.
Posted on: 03 October 2017 by DBS-Al
Someone told me it was that lass Annia she went off with.
Posted on: 03 October 2017 by nigelb
I too heard she started to fancy women and took a liking to that Lyn Guine.
This is fun!
Posted on: 03 October 2017 by nigelb
Christopher_M posted:
Damn, you beat me to it Chris.
Posted on: 03 October 2017 by Phil Harris
nigelb posted:
Christopher_M posted:
Damn, you beat me to it Chris.
For the love of God please no more....!!!! 
Phil
Posted on: 03 October 2017 by nigelb
Phil Harris posted:
nigelb posted:
Christopher_M posted:
Damn, you beat me to it Chris.
For the love of God please no more....!!!!
Phil
Spoil sport.
Posted on: 03 October 2017 by Timmo1341
Phil Harris posted:
nigelb posted:
Christopher_M posted:
Damn, you beat me to it Chris.
For the love of God please no more....!!!!
Phil
At last, I now understand the purpose of the exploding sausage!
Posted on: 03 October 2017 by Phil Harris
nigelb posted:
Phil Harris posted:
nigelb posted:
Christopher_M posted:
Damn, you beat me to it Chris.
For the love of God please no more....!!!!
Phil
Spoil sport.
Like anyone actually takes any notice of me!!! 
Phil
Posted on: 03 October 2017 by Timmo1341
Of course she could have gone with either Big Olly or Tuff Olly.
Posted on: 03 October 2017 by nigelb
Just found out the truth. She's gone off with her new Indian fancy man, Ravi Oli.
I'll get me coat.
Posted on: 03 October 2017 by Christopher_M
If she ever comes back she's in for a rocchetti.
Posted on: 03 October 2017 by nigelb
Saw her in the street the other day, she looked so rough I didn't recognise her. In fact I walked straight pasta.
I am a big fan of Tommy Cooper which might explain my taste in what I loosely describe as humour.
Posted on: 03 October 2017 by JamieWednesday
One of my all time favourite shorts:
Posted on: 03 October 2017 by nigelb
Phil Harris posted:
nigelb posted:
Christopher_M posted:
Damn, you beat me to it Chris.
For the love of God please no more....!!!!
Phil
Come on Phil a few silly (geddit?) jokes can't do any harm.
I warn you, I've got more!
Posted on: 03 October 2017 by nigelb
JamieWednesday posted:
One of my all time favourite shorts:
The man was a genius. Of course he had no idea of this.
Posted on: 06 October 2017 by Diver41
Australia announced today it is building A Space Station to launch its own Satellites into space using Fuel derived from its vast coal resources
Posted on: 07 October 2017 by TOBYJUG
Posted on: 08 October 2017 by Paper Plane
steve
Posted on: 12 October 2017 by TOBYJUG
I went to a Royal National Lifeboat Institution dinner and dance charity event last night. They definitely knew how to push the boat out.
Posted on: 14 October 2017 by Stephen Tate
MY FRIEND was recently crushed by a pile of books. He's only got his shelf to blame.
Posted on: 14 October 2017 by DBS-Al
One of my friends was once hit by a steam train, apparently he was chuffed to bits.
A lad in my class at school was run over by a steam roller one afternoon. When I asked the nurse at the hospital which ward he was in she replied " Wards 5, 6 and 7 "
Posted on: 14 October 2017 by MDS
DBS-Al posted:
One of my friends was once hit by a steam train, apparently he was chuffed to bits.
Now that's good. 
Posted on: 15 October 2017 by tonym
A dung beetle walks into a bar...
"Excuse me, is this stool taken?"
Posted on: 15 October 2017 by GraemeH
MDS posted:
DBS-Al posted:
One of my friends was once hit by a steam train, apparently he was chuffed to bits.
Now that's good.
Still chuckling on recall of this one!
G
