Best Jokes (continues)
Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007
A friend of mine, who runs a hair salon in Liverpool, was very excited yesterday as she - a girl from the Red side of the city - got to cut the manager's hair. I suppose as a Liverpool fan, she was honoured to clip Klopp.
I'll get me coat.
For Kevin-W
I got the idea from seeing a T shirt with the phrase partially obscured...
Following a sexist joke I made the other day, the Feminist Society now has my address.
Fortunately, none of them can read a map.
Tony Lockhart posted:Following a sexist joke I made the other day, the Feminist Society now has my address.
Fortunately, none of them can read a map.
I shouldn’t but... ROFL!
Great to see Mary on keyboard and Joseph on vocals, on this years Christmas stamp.
What is a mouse's favourite food at Christmas?
Baby cheeses.
TOBYJUG posted:Great to see Mary on keyboard and Joseph on vocals, on this years Christmas stamp.
Brilliant!
Made I larf 
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Jonn posted:What is a mouse's favourite food at Christmas?
Baby cheeses.
A cracker! (I presume).
G
Jokes about sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar
Demerara.
The grand-kids are round for Christmas. They keep laughing at my Altziemers. They won't be laughing on Christmas Day when I don't leave any chocolate eggs under the bonfire.
Top website this Christmas:
ComeBurnTheMeerkat.com
My wife was given a vibrator for Christmas. She started waving it about screaming "I don't need you now!"
Guess who had to put the batteries in.
Police raided Kermit's lily pad earlier today and found hundreds of nude pictures of Miss Piggy.
The officer in charge of the investigation said it was the worst case of frog's porn he'd ever seen.
I suppose the reason Eskimos have so many words for snow is that otherwise, “I Spy” would be sh*t.
WHAT do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?
A chicken.
It started out as Swine Flu, but I think I may have been cured.
I just rang Alcohol Concern to tell them I was running drastically short of beer in my fridge.
They're quite rude, aren't they?
Dad - “GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!”
Son (storming off) - “ANYWAY, JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!”
Dad - “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS?!”
Which side of a cat has the most fur?
the outside
I've been playing Cowboys and Indians with my neighbour.
I botched up building his extension, while he's arguing over the price.
WHAT did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?
Oh-lay!
My doctor asked if I’d had this problem before?
Yes, I replied.
Well you’ve got it again, he said.