Best Jokes (continues)
Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007
Big Bill posted:TOBYJUG posted:The duck billed platypus is the only creature that lays eggs and produce milk.
Also the only creature that can make its own custard.
Actually Tobyjug the 'Duck-Billed platypus' is not the only surviving egg-laying mammal. Check out the Echidna group - which has 4 surviving members!
Yes. and some types of spiders produce milk. Although I'm not sure the world is ready for spider custard !
TOBYJUG posted:Big Bill posted:TOBYJUG posted:The duck billed platypus is the only creature that lays eggs and produce milk.
Also the only creature that can make its own custard.
Actually Tobyjug the 'Duck-Billed platypus' is not the only surviving egg-laying mammal. Check out the Echidna group - which has 4 surviving members!
Yes. and some types of spiders produce milk. Although I'm not sure the world is ready for spider custard !
I will look it up on the web. Boom! Boom!
TOBYJUG posted:Big Bill posted:TOBYJUG posted:The duck billed platypus is the only creature that lays eggs and produce milk.
Also the only creature that can make its own custard.
Actually Tobyjug the 'Duck-Billed platypus' is not the only surviving egg-laying mammal. Check out the Echidna group - which has 4 surviving members!
Yes. and some types of spiders produce milk. Although I'm not sure the world is ready for spider custard !
That answers Eddie Izzard's question "Bees make honey, which is weird because do earwigs make chutney? Do spiders make gravy?" No, they make custard. But what about earwigs???????
It also answers the question "What has eight legs and hides in custard?" more credibly.
Golf ball-sized hailstones wouldn't be as destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller.
This may not be in the right place but I saw a glass recycling van today with the company name “Jar Jar Clinks” on the side. Funny if you're any kind of Star Wars fan!
Well it made me smile. Happy Friday ????
What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynaecologist.
One looks up the family tree
The other looks up the family bush