Best Jokes (continues)
Posted by: Adam Meredith on 28 April 2007
Tony as usual you're about as funny as a dose of cancer.
FYI, per head of population Scottish football is one of the best supported in Europe, in third place last time I checked. This is far higher than England manages. English Premiership attendances are less than four times Scotland's Premier League, with more than ten times the population.
This is a thread for people with a sense of humour - ? you're in the wrong place....
Keep them coming Tony.
PS. Just been on the news that Gaddafi has slipped into Jordan.
That woman has no shame ....
What a wanker.
The papers are going to have so much fun with this tomorrow.and Sunday.
Did the news of the world hack into the reffs radio mic or whistle?
Stu
I'll bog off when you post something funny.
An armed robber walks into a bank, approaches a cashier, and demands that she gives him all the money in her till. She does so.
As he turns to leave the robber asks the man next in the queue: "did you see me rob this bank?" The man replies that he did and the robber shoots him dead.
The robber then turns to a couple behind and asks the man: "did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replies: "no, but I think my wife did."
Breaking News - Steve Jobs is not dead! Apparently the nurses were holding him the wrong way.
Had a fart in a lift,It was wrong on somany levels.
I'll bog off when you post something funny.
Unfortunately, there hasn't been anything funny in this thread for a loooong time ...
Regards,
Michel
So, Michel, any contributions?
Tony
Please keep posting Mr Lockhart. Apart from the occasional entry in "The Music Room", this section is the only reason I log in to this site each morning.
Ron
Unfortunately, there hasn't been anything funny in this thread for a loooong time ...
Regards,
Michel
So, do share funny joke with us! No? Oh well...
On with the jokes Mr Lockhart!
Greggs the Baker, in partnership with Iceland, are set to introduce frozen Sausage Rolls - presumably aimed at the modern mum.
....Perfect for teething.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married; they fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia : the LAN down under.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen one shopping centre you've seen a mall.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.