Hunting Hound Sausages !

Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 18 February 2005

As hunting became illegal in UK as of yesterday a new glut of finest dogmeat is to flood the markets. EU regulators have allowed the move to be swiftly passed as the meat is healthy, BSE free, and very yummy indeed. A spokesperson for ex hunters Arro & Gants said, as much as we loved the dogs, they cannot now pay for their keep, so it's the knackers yard for them, we must remain realistic, and Persha my wife really does need a new set of winter tyres for the range rover, those Sainsbury's car parks are terrible these days, not to mention new purdhies for next season, and a ! well; the list is just endless, and the kids and au pair were scared to death of the dogs anyway.


Fritz Von Hot Cats & Mustard Big Grin
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by Barnie
Hotdogsforhungryhunters,innit
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by Basil
Typical of the low life that enjoys hunting to resort to the lowest form of emotional blackmail to try and prevent the banning of their despicable pursuits.
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by graham55
Can't quite imagine myself tucking into beagle with sage sausages.

G
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by seagull
Carnivores taste nasty, what about the horsemeat though?
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by NaimDropper
Then there'd be new fashion statements to be made a la Cruella DeVille...
David
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
They taste great, especially stewed in marrowbone jelly, knocks the spots off of dalmations so it does.

Fritz Von ***** the poocher Winker
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by graham55:
Can't quite imagine myself tucking into beagle with sage sausages.

G


Wasn't Dill the Dog ? Big Grin

Fritz Von Not envying those friday luchtime office pissheads who'll be busting to go, all the way home on the bullet train later Big Grin
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by 7V
quote:
Originally posted by graham55:
Can't quite imagine myself tucking into beagle with sage sausages.

Beagles are not and have never been used for fox hunting. They couldn't keep up with horses as they are too small. Fox hounds are the dogs used for fox hunting. Entirely different.

Beagles have been used for rabbit and hare (?) hunting by foot and as pets, although they're not ideal because they tend to be escape artists. Beagles can also be trained to chain smoke cigarettes for needless research purposes (which is far less cruel than fox hunting, of course).

Thought you should know before you start eating the wrong hounds.
Steve M

PS: Lyndon Johnson was (rightly) slated for picking up his pet beagle by its ears.
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by Basil
quote:
Wasn't Dill the Dog ?



I thought it was Parsley?
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by seagull
Basil, you of all people should know this...
the herbs
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by Basil
Of course, Parsley was the Lion. Silly me!



Sir Basil
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by Barnie
Sausage dogs are best spit roasted after being hounded to death by Englishmen with double barrelled naims, on a horse with no naim, across flat earth owned by Dark Lords, but policed by Welsh rabbits, wearing cheesy Burberry jackets, and MPs who eat German sausage made in Swindon, but hated by pigs, who prefer Fox tail soup made by Christians and served on a table made in Anglesey, but set up by Satan in a Scottish slum owned by a doctor who prefers liver, and eaten with a wooden spoon made from dogwood…
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Yés, Beagle's unfortunately smoke too much so are therefore far too unfit for such jolly japes, but do on occassion like to eat snoopy themselves, covered with a fine Wourcester Sauce (L & P naturally), and washed down wish a touch of home made pooch !


Fritz Von Gone Fishin Big Grin
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Barnie:
Sausage dogs are best spit roasted after being hounded to death by Englishmen with double barrelled naims, on a horse with no naim, across flat earth owned by Dark Lords, but policed by Welsh rabbits, wearing cheesy Burberry jackets, and MPs who eat German sausage made in Swindon, but hated by pigs, who prefer Fox tail soup made by Christians and served on a table made in Anglesey, but set up by Satan in a Scottish slum owned by a doctor who prefers liver, and eaten with a wooden spoon made from dogwood…


Dog-gone-it, Well said Sir, Shoshage dogs are Dax's are they not `? Dax 'Auf Deutsch' = Badger, now dare's a Big Grin ting !
Posted on: 19 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
I expect many British members will be out on the hunt today, but upon their return they could muster up a luvvly jubbly Fred Basset Ruby, innit.


Fritz Von Wotta Curry on Big Grin