hated expressions

Posted by: Dan M on 09 April 2004

The expression that is currently driving me crazy whenever I hear it is:
"Are you still working on that?"
Uttered by nearly all restaurant waitstaff when you pause to talk during your meal. A thinly vailed attempt to move you out so the next punter can be fed. And since when is having a meal out supposed to be work? Argghhh.

THis is closely followed by any Pentagon expression for the latest Iraqi operation - "operation (insert self-righteous B.S.)"

Anyone else care to rant on phrases that automatically induce a locked jaw?

Dan

[This message was edited by Dan M on Fri 09 April 2004 at 15:47.]
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by matthewr
"equally, I reserve the right to point out pedantic remarks, especially when I feel they're a prelude to an argument"

Ross was not being pedantic but was pointing out basic errors. Grammatic pedantry requires the respondent to make more subtle and precise corrections to meanings and usages.

Matthew
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by Trevor Newall
matthew.
like I said before, this is an internet forum - not an english exam.
if it was, I'd be pointing out that you should have written "grammatical pedantry".

TN
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by Trevor Newall
<big yawn>
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by matthewr
Trevor,

The point of studying English and taking exams is so that when you communicate with other people you know how to do so clearly and accurately. You are then meant to use these skills when communicating with people: not cast them aside.

Anyway if you are not going to use correct English when criticising other people's English when are you going to use it?

Matthew

PS Devon is far too civilised and educated for people in the habit of using poor English. I'm surprised you are not asked politely by the local council to move to somewhere more uncouth like parts of North Wales?
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by Trevor Newall
thanks for the lecture, matthew.
I'll give what you said the consideration it deserves.

TN
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by Trevor Newall
ross.
you're not paying attention.
I always put I in capitals.
just because I like to.
if you can't keep up, best give up.

TN
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by matthewr
Actually Trevor's last post was written in an obscure experimental form of free verse and the capitalised I, full stops and commas were all typos.

Matthew
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by Trevor Newall
drat, matthew's got it sussed.
you're right - as always.

TN
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by Joe Petrik
Trevor,

quote:
besides, you guys from over the pond are renowned for your phonetic use of english.


You mean Canadians? On the whole, no. We have adopted some American spelling conventions, but Canadians spell mostly the same way the British do. My Canadian Oxford English Dictionary is filled with all sorts of non-phonetic spelling, or, in other words, British English -- words like theatre, centre and litre. But we have adopted American spelling for distinctly quaint British English, words like tyre, kerb and gaol.


quote:
I guess that's why you don't have a problem with text lingo!

I do have a problem with text lingo. That's the point of my post.

quote:
with respect, I think you're being pernickety for the sake of an argument.

I'm not looking for an argument. It really doesn't matter to me how you spell or punctuate, or whether you like your infinitives together or split seven ways to Sunday. It's just a tad disingenuous to use bad English to complain about, umm, bad English. (It reminds me a bit of a former professor of mine, the quintessentially British Dr. Locke, who spent an hour berating students for their lack of brevity in essays.)

Joe
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by nodrog
Is this silly spat still going on?
Really, Trevor, I think if you can't see the idiocy of complaining about standards of English, whilst at the same time not maintaining your own (for reasons of "brevity" or otherwise) you are a fool.
Ross, I wouldn't bother, if I were you. He's too easy a target to hit, smack in the bullseye, every time.
Peter
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by Dan M
quote:
Originally posted by Joe Petrik:
... It reminds me a bit of a former professor of mine, the quintessentially British Dr. Locke, who spent an hour berating students for their lack of brevity in essays.


Joe,

Just how old are you?

Dan
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by Joe Petrik
Dan,

quote:
Just how old are you?


Probably not the Dr. Locke you were thinking of. This is the guy I referred to.

Joe

P.S. 39
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by Rasher
I fail to see why Trevor can't voice an opinion on grammer whilst still maintaining his own chosen shorthand. What is the problem? I know it smacks of being slightly hypocritical, but hey, who isn't sometimes!
Posted on: 17 April 2004 by JeremyD
quote:
Originally posted by Nigel Cavendish:
...Also nouns used as verbs:This from a UK commentator on the Masters "he carded 72"; from an athletics event " she podiumed in her last event"
I'm afraid I find verbing has a certain forbidden appeal, although I'm not a frequent verber.

---

"Like I said" - so many people say it, nowadays, that I have almost learnt not to wince when I hear it. Like I said, almost... Oops.
Posted on: 17 April 2004 by Trevor Newall
quote:
Originally posted by Rasher:
I fail to see why Trevor can't voice an opinion on grammar whilst still maintaining his own chosen shorthand.



rasher, some people just like arguing for the sake of it.

TN
Posted on: 17 April 2004 by John Channing
Peter Kay in Live from the Bolton Albert Halls pokes fun at a lot of ridiculous saying. Definitely worth a watch, it's hilarious.
John
Posted on: 17 April 2004 by TomK
quote:
Originally posted by Trevor Newall:

rasher, some people just like arguing for the sake of it.

TN


No they don't.

Smile
Posted on: 18 April 2004 by BigH47
One just come up in the "Math Problem" thread:-
"its a well known fact that...." its not of course,just away of saying I knew you did'nt. Matched by the "the programme everyone is watching" the record " everyone is buying" and "everyone will be reading about who Becks is shagging in tommorows......."

Howard Big Grin
Posted on: 19 April 2004 by Brian OReilly
We had to add the olive oil to the Carpaccio ourselves last night and this triggered a migraine thinking about people who "drizzle" olive oil onto their food....

We just poured a small amount....

Brian OReilly
Posted on: 27 April 2004 by Fisbey
I know this might upset some, but when people comment about a meal they've just had and then say 'washed down with'....

Mad
Posted on: 27 April 2004 by JonR
On the subject of mobile phones, and at the risk of being slightly off-topic, something else that regularly inspires nausea is the expeience of someone TALKING VERY VERY VERY LOUDLY INTO THEIR MOBILE PHONES on pubic transport, obviously to let the rest of us pleb commuters know that there is someone else in his/her life that likes him/her enough to phone them on their sodding mobile...aaaarrrggghh!!!!
Posted on: 27 April 2004 by Brian OReilly
quote:
Originally posted by JonR:
On the subject of mobile phones,


And what about The Walk ? You know, The Walk. When the user stands up and walks toward the area with the biggest audience (captive, naturally).

And letting the damm thing ring with one of those effing annoying tones until everyone within a one mile radius has registered that the twunt is receiving a call.

Bastards

Brian OReilly
Posted on: 28 April 2004 by Nigel Cavendish
Listening to the commentary on the London Marathon, it is clear that athletes do not drink anymore they "take water on board".

cheers

Nigel

Posted on: 28 April 2004 by BigH47
Loud talking in resturants/cafes so the whole place has to hear their usually innane conversation.
"twunt" what a great word, should get through most nanny programmes.

Howard Big Grin
Posted on: 29 April 2004 by BigH47
Keith
Don't go there, you won't get anywhere with logic. Bad is good, cool is hot, cold, good, great etc. I now just nod and say whatever or great it seems to suffice as conversation. I stiil get "why did'nt you remember xyz, I told you about it" I just say "in english next time" cue harrumphs etc. Big Grin

Howard