Why isn't there an offical BB thread tthis year?

I think you've summed up the mood of the nation in all your points
Regards
Clive

No idea why there's not been more BB talk. I've thought it the best BB ever, with Victor being my favourite. The only spoiler has been the inevitability of a 'chelle/Stu ending. Given Victor has written off his chances, I would love to see Nadia win, but I don't see it happening.

Loving: Dan, Victor (the Gangsta who gets "the sniffles" and lives with his mum)

Neutral: Ahmed, Vainissa, Stewpid

Dislike: PornShell (has cold dead eyes), Gayson (who I would hate except he spoke for the nation when he called Marco a "wee baldy bastard", "the gimp-Gollum" and "fucking sealboy")

Hate: PoshShell (can you say passive-aggressive?), Portugeezer (too shrieky by far)

Can't Imagine A Punishment Too Painful for: Marco

Not decided about BB Sidiki yet except her music is shit so I will probably dislike her. Plus she is involved in some sort of forced eviction next Friday so she is toast anyway.

Matthew

It's the best BB EVAH

<Does Marco seal dance>

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Originally posted by Matthew Robinson:

Can't Imagine A Punishment Too Painful for: Marco

Matthew

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It's the best BB EVAH

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Members of the Forum I think the time has now come to bring both of these quotes togeteher and decide Matthew's punishment. He is now Marco in the virtual world of the Naim Forum by his own admission - do your best to devise the most suitable punishment imaginable.......

Vainissa. VeinyShell was so distraught at the boo-ing she burst into tears and started wittering about how people are so absolutely beastly.

If ever someone wanted taking by the shoulders and shaking violently for an hour it would be that silly mare.

Matthew

"Surely they're not a true representative of Britain as it really is"

Well no. They are a representation of the sort of damaged, fucked up freakazoids that apply to be on Big Brother.

Matthew

Steve, I have a theory that Mr Robinson wishes he'd spent his pocket money on Attitude instead of New Internationalist. Consequently, Matthew's punishment is that he can never be Dan.

Am I the only one who han noticed that Pornchelle has a weird upper jaw thing going on? It looks like it is constructed out of roll cage piping.

I most certainly do not want to be Dan as that would mean I was from Hull. Which would be awful.

I do agree though that most left wing peridocials could do with being a bit more like Attitude or even Heat. Less 10,000 words on modern Socialism in a post-globalisation world and more bitchy columns wondering quite why Nu-Labour apparatchik Derek Draper had a life-sized carboard cutout of Roy Hatterlsy in his room in halls at Manchester University (a true fact btw)

Matthew

Everyone is thinking Gayson and Pricktor but [dermot] I can exclusively reveal [/dermot] that this week's nominations are Marco and Nadia.

If people hadn't been so beastly to me on this thread I might have told you this last night when you could still get 9/1 on both of them. You could then all have had £50 on each of them like me.

Matthew

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week's nominations are Marco and Nadia.

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If this is true then great, and I might watch the odd program again, as these two make the whole thing unwatchable (almost).

I ♣ seals.

Well you can all moan but my dedication will -- fingers crossed -- be rewarded with £350 this Friday.

Matthew

Except that as BB is being "evil" (although I note that itching powder and stinging nettles is more Cub scout pranks than Dante's Inferno) so you cannot discount some kind of switcheroo. For example they might say top 3 or 4 are up and its a double eviction -- which would mean Jason is also up and my bet would be buggered.

As it happens I suspect Nadia will be a strong favourite to go over Marco. This might allow some arbitrage opportunites on betfair.

Matthew

Does anybody know why Marco never wears t-shirts etc. He is hardly Mr Body 2004. He looks even more puny againts Gayson (I like it Matthew)

Steve

Bugger. Marco, Nadia and Michelle.

Matthew

In that order ?

Phnarr, phnarr.....

Don't worry Nick, Jason will get his soon enough. In the meantime we get to (fingers crossed) see the glorious demise of the gimp-gollum. There is no way Jason can win but Marco does (astonisingly) have some support as his demographic (the teeny-TXTers) is the key voting demographic. It's important that he is got rid of early to avoid a PaulClarke situation.

I laid my bet off to cover the PornShell option. Bottom line: Marco on Nadia go I make £325, PornShell goes I win £200. Result.

Matthew

(((((DAN)))))

I dunno what this Jason hating is all about. So, he is a twat, but fair play to him, he's thrown a grump. That seems a sane reaction to being surrounded by that squawking menagery. Dunno why he volunteered tho', given he only seems to be able to extrovert himself for 10 minutes at a time before his ego depletes.

Victor - Let the bad man win.

i've read through this whole thread now, and i haven't a single clue of what its about! whats BB? and whats the football got to do with it ?
am i living in a cave? am i missing out?
lyndon

Hurrah!

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Double hurrah!

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Originally posted by lyndon:
i've read through this whole thread now, and i haven't a single clue of what its about! whats BB? and whats the football got to do with it ?
am i living in a cave? am i missing out?
lyndon

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lyndon please tell me you are joking

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Originally posted by Matthew Robinson:
Hurrah!



Double hurrah!

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You can actually see the word F*****s about to leave her lips!

Steve