Poor Alex G

Posted by: Mekon on 13 July 2004



Oh dear, poor Alex.
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by Rasher
Huh?
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by Mekon
Met up with Alex G today, with the aim of of showing him a few of the local trails. Before we set out, we had a scary listen to the Nait1 versus the 72/hicap/180, which was a bit of an eye opener. Anyway, we then got the bikes out. We started off with the trail up from Coldean to Stamner Park, where we sessioned a few of the trails, both of us doing a couple of classic 'bollock to stem' stalls whilst riding off a tree stump, and Alex throwing himself over the bars a couple of times. We then did the run up from the uni sports centre to the SDW, over Blackcap, and on to the chalk pits.

For someone who’s new to riding tougher stuff, Alex had his brave trousers on. He rode the steep chute into the pit, and got some decent air off the jump on the left hand side. Unfortunately, following a fair old size leap, he stacked it. He landed, and the front end just went, and he went with it. He appeared to have snapped a middle finger on his right hand, just beneath the knuckle. It looked gruesome, and we had to call an ambulance. He headed off to the Sussex County Hospital, and I managed to talk a mate into driving me and the bikes back on his birthday.

Turns out, he is dead lucky, as it was 'just' dislocated. However, he's covered in cuts and bruises, his helmet is cracked, and his shin lost a fight with his DXs. He said he'll post when he gets home.

There was something wrong about the way the bike was landing from the start. When I was jumping, it seemed like the tire was flat, tho' when pressed, it felt at least 40psi. I guess the tire was just rolling on the rim, or something, but it was a mess in hard landings. Other than that tho', his Cove is stunning, with everything tight. Makes mine seem like a soggy mess in comparison.

Anyway, other than the accident, great fun. We've already talked about organising another ride, and hopefully dragging a few more people out next time.
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by matthewr
He had his "You'll be bunnyhopping into vert drop-ins lesson" then did he?

Matthew
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by BigH47
Any chance of an explanation?
Please ignore bad timing
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by Mekon
Yeah Matthew, I do feel kinda guilty, as it goes.

The picture is a snap of Alex's x-ray. Notice his unconventional gang sign.
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by matthewr
It was quite warm and sunny during my lunch break and I was getting severe bike withdrawal symptoms. Talk of death defying leaps of death has quite put me off...

Matthew

PS Have ordered the Huffy. I will be making a fool of myself in Fisnbury Park within a couple of days.

On Edit: "I do feel kinda guilty" -- Sorry I didn't mean to sound flippant, i posted my quip in response to your cryptic message not the longer explanation.

[This message was edited by Matthew Robinson on Tue 13 July 2004 at 17:49.]
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by Simon Perry
Ouch! Get well soon Alex. Will this injury prevent the accurate counting of beans I wonder?
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by Dan M
ag,

Ouch! If the accounting/stunt-riding don't work out, I'd look in to child-catching. I hope you heal quickly.

It started out so innocently too: "You can try out the two new trails I've built"

Will Matthew be Mekon's next victim?

cheers,

Dan
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by Dan M
Mekon,

So how are the Doctor's at Sussex County? Should we be worried that the x-ray appears to be backwards?

Dan
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by Mekon
Dan - Erm, are they? Well, if they are, it's the drugs Alex was pumped full of that are to blame, as he told me to put it that way around when I balanced the x-ray on the window sill.
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by Simon Perry
I think the X-rays are the right way round myself. It looks really painful.
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by Rasher
And you wanted me to come along!! Eek
I would be mincemeat in less than 10 mins with you lot.
Hope you feel less sore very soon Alex.
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by Dan M
Duh, I get it -- just saw a pair of hands and assumed it was left and right, with the bent one on the left.
Didn't even see the bend in the right one. Nevermind.

Dan (glad he didn't go to med school)
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by Simon Perry
"and take loads of painkillers"

Not all bad news then.
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by JonR
It's interesting that the only picture I now have of you is the X-ray of your poorly hands!

Get well soon - I shall expect you back to full health as the Forum's favourite tipster!

Yours in expectation of a full recovery in time for the forthcoming Test series against the West Indies,

JonR (your faithful apprentice Big Grin )
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by sideshowbob
Looks nasty. Hope you managed to get a few shots of morphine in hospital, almost makes damaging yourself worthwhile.

I suggest you take the recuperation time as an opportunity to listen to the Beatles back catalogue. Wink

-- Ian
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by Steve B
I think I'll stick to cycling Mick Parry style.

Hope you're soon better Alex.

Steve B
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by Chris Brandon
OUCH !

You certainly have my sympathy !

The pain does eventually subside....honest ! ( ....proberbly doesn't feel like it at the mo. ) Just keep up with the anti-inflammatories,they seemed to work better than just paracetamol

....says Chris,who is recovering from a couple of cracked ribs,a small hole in my leg where you could actually see the bone and various other bruises & cuts after attempting something rather similar a couple of weeks ago !

Get well soon !

Chris
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by matthewr
Get well soon Alex.

<Attempts to High Five Alex, then looks embarassed and High Four point fives instead>
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by long-time-dead
Suffering Award 2004

This must go to Alex. Having seen the X-Ray pictures of both hands, Alex persists in succumbing to his addiction to the naim Forum by replying to this post in a remarkable spirit. Must have hurt like hell !

I salute you !
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by Mekon
Matthew, can we expect the 'Crankwobbler II - 20 inches of air' DVD anytime soon?

When your Cove and Alex's finger are both fixed, we' should sort out a ride. Maybe an Alex vs Matthew 'Cove King of Dirt' competition? Alex has to get back on the horse, after all.
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by Kevin-W
Glad to hear you're OK, Alex, but can I ask a slightly off-topic question?

What is it about this forum and bikes? Everyone bangs on about bloody bicycles all the time. I can't think of anything more boring than riding bikes (especially in quarries and heavily-rutted woodland), other than talking about them. Confused

Oh, and talking about hi-fi.

Kevin (Cabaret Voltaire: Cut The Damn Camera)
Posted on: 13 July 2004 by ErikL
Algerbomber,

This is what happens when nerdy numbers people try to prop up their "street cred". Wink

Take it easy and get well soon, buddy.

Ludwig
Posted on: 14 July 2004 by Steve G
We need to get a Naim forum Glentress and Innerlethal ride sorted out so I can bring the helmetcam and catch some of this action on film.
Posted on: 14 July 2004 by Rockingdoc
Ow ow ow ow ow ow !

Did they pull it straight without an anaesthetic?