THE NAIM CABINET

Posted by: Brian OReilly on 11 October 2004

„Well, how about: "In general, I would prefer to be governed by 'not absolutely the worse but certainly even the bottom few' of our elected politicians than by the 'great majority' of the forum members"?

Steve Margolis

THE NAIM CABINET

Primeminister-----------Robinson
Party Chairman----------Parry
Queen-------------------Throb
Chief Whip--------------Meredith
Chancellor--------------AlexG
Speaker-----------------Margolis
Foreign Sec-------------Big Mick
Utopia Sec--------------Alves
Trade and Industry------Oldie
Health------------------Woodhouse
Science-----------------Mekon
Ministry of Transport---BOR
Ministry Ag,------------Garyi
Food,_Fisheries, Apples
Ministry of Sound-------Dev
Home Offices------------Rasher
(also extensions,loft conversions, conservatories)
Our-Man-In-Berlin-------Fritz
Record Mountain---------Slater
Whine Lake--------------Lacey
Press Office------------Kevin W
Jocko Office------------Steve G

The people have spoken.

Brian OReilly

Tax Fraud---------------------------------NB
Ministry of Impossible Dreams-------------Dempster
Minister of Correctness,Political---------Toy
(it's all gorn mad!)
President of the United Hanging Chad------Bhoyo

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Posted on: 11 October 2004 by NB

No room for me?

Regards

NB

Posted on: 11 October 2004 by 7V

quote:
Originally posted by Brian OReilly:
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Speaker-----------------Margolis

I'm flattered, Brian.

PS: Can our cabinet be egg-shaped?

Steve Margolis
defy convention - make music

Posted on: 11 October 2004 by Steve G

At last Mick "bomb the bastards" Parry isn't the defence minister!

Posted on: 11 October 2004 by Hammerhead

Can I be 'Minister of slapping a decent M unit into the Mini amidships a'la Clio V6 seeing as BOR won't'?

You know it makes sense.

Steve

Posted on: 11 October 2004 by Berlin Fritz

quote:
Originally posted by Steve G:
At last Mick "bomb the bastards" Parry isn't the defence minister!

They have named a protein after him though, I'm well jealous !

G.G.von Obscurity³

Posted on: 11 October 2004 by BigH47

What's this the Utopian Knightmare come true. I wouldn't vote for any of them.

Hopward

Posted on: 11 October 2004 by Steve Toy

Can I be Minister for the Environment?

Or Education?

Regards,

Steve.

Posted on: 11 October 2004 by Bhoyo

Sorry chaps, but as the 51st State, your system of government is exactly what we tell you it is.

Regards,
Davie

Posted on: 11 October 2004 by Steve Toy

True.

But only because we are silly enough to let you.

When America sneezes...

Regards,

Steve.

Posted on: 11 October 2004 by matthewr

Dear Citizens,

As your PM I have to announce that I today reluctantly accepted the resignation of Steven Toy following his regrettable outburst of anti-Americanism.

Matthew

PS Toy, you're fired

Posted on: 11 October 2004 by Roy T

as reported by our jobby correspondent

quote:
PS Toy, you're fired

PPS But we have a job for you in Europe. . . . . . .

Posted on: 11 October 2004 by Steve Toy

Accepted

Regards,

Steve.

Posted on: 11 October 2004 by Geoff P

Ah but it's being a translator for Berlin Fritz, responsible for ensuring proper public understanding

The boring old fart

Posted on: 11 October 2004 by long-time-dead

"Taxi for Toy".......

and off he duly departed to the pot of gold that is the European Parliament and returned with his "office system" at Christmas.

CDS3/552/500x3 etc etc etc etc

The Diplomatic Bag took six men to lift onto the van and a spokesperson for Mr. Toy said :

"You can't expect a high profile politician to listen to any old rubbish - he has to do that every working day."

Posted on: 11 October 2004 by Steve Toy

Toy has decided to keep his "Naim office system" in his Bussels office.

Some plank will walk in and I'll stick Erasure track 4 in the CDS3 to let the music do my work:

"How can I explain...

When there are two words I can choose (it actually goes "true" not "two" but as I'm not Blair I'm not going to misuse the notion of truth to my advantage as my career isn't about lying to buy more time in office...)

We can talk about the weather...

And break those chains...."

Job done. Off to a meeting where I can claim lotsa taxpayers-money in expenses.

Regards,

Steve.

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Posted on: 13 October 2004 by Tarquin Maynard - Portly

Minister for Dull Coffee:

Bore
Illy

Regards

Mike

Spending money I don't have on things I don't need.

Posted on: 13 October 2004 by Martin D

"you are free to do as we tell you"
Bill Hicks

Posted on: 13 October 2004 by Berlin Fritz

Like buggery will I aplogise I've done absolutely everybody, I mean absolutely nuffink wrong; Have we Chaps ?

Graham George Von Groupresponsibilityalwayswasverygerman

Posted on: 13 October 2004 by Kevin-W

Press officer eh?

Does this mean I can swagger about, bullying everyone into submission while affecting an air of blunt northerness?

More importantly, will I be able to extert a sinister, Svengali-like influence over Matthew Robinson?

Kevin