True truths 2

I've just finished watching the BBC's "Space Oddysey, Pegasus planet mission Docu for the first time, what brilliance, really: I could see the Beauty, innit.

Fritz Von Outofthisworld

No doubt many of you have seen it years ago ?

Irrespective of the ins and outs & the whys & wherefores of the tragic Bloody
Sunday incident in Northern Ireland in the 70's, I find recent estimates of the
inquiries cost as mind boggling, if not short of a total piss take by lawyers
miss-using Public money (What's new Cheri baby ?). I cannot believe even Maggie
would have sanctioned such costs if she'd known, let alone, Callaghan, Heath,
Major, & Blair (though maybe Blair ?).It has been well reported over the years
(mainly ignored)and covered up with the usual legal jargon pretence of "it's far
too complicated for the man in the street to understand, as well as the security
issue at bay" that barristers, lawyers have deliberately prolonged the
proceedings for various silly reasons, or through the death of one of them,
his/her successor starts again in their own style from square one. The final
phase of this 'investigation ?' will soon come to an end, being I believe the
most expensive, though not nessessarily the most extensive in British 'legal'
history; Yes ladies and gentlemen a princely 150 million squid of taxpayers dosh
has been spent to date, & if you find my attitude cynical well you can as
you're payin for the privelege out of yopur pockets, I call it criminal, as well
as a bloody piss take on a Grand scale, innit.


Fritz Von Iwonderhowmuchtheinquiryintitheinquirywillcostyouall ?


MATRIX CHAMBERS ARE WORKING YOU !

Too true.

Mike

Queens Speech, Santa at Buck House chained to the columns, and will our Ozzy have a number one hit at Christmas by co-incidence to pay for his lost and uninsured gems and bits ?


Fritz Von Tonyblairwasbrilliantinthehousetoday


Which is nicer ANCHOR OR KERRYGOLD ?

One would imagine that if one of Donald Trumps Casino nickel counters made a
mistake, depending on the amount, may get a second chance, or just get booted,
cos people just don't make mistakes counting "their own" dosh, do they ? On this
premise wouldn't it be sensible for Mr Trump or similar to be in charge of
America's next vote counting excercise, because lets face it $10,000 of buck's
going astray just wouldn't happen, innit.


Nobody can outlast insurgents in their own Country !

Check this out: http://www.homestarrunner.com/


Fritz Von Johni'monlydancin

Anybody's who's anybody or anybody who wants to be anybody as from approximately two years ago constantly like to slip the word "Caviat" into any given sentence irrespective of its subject matter. Yes wether you be Politician, Journalist, or even mates with our Matt that Oh so fashionably new-stylish -hip word appears from seemingly nowhere. Now I've only just learnt how to spell it, let alone understand what it means in the real world, so please somebody explain it to me, and tell me it's alöways been there and that folk are not just posing big-style, I mean does our Tony need drugs to feel great ? No of course not, beacause he is great, innit.


Fritz Von Brown-Straw Kaviat Klub

Yes but the caviat is he sometimes looks like he's on drugs.....

You can't say things like that John, besides it's a secret innit.


Fritz Von Blueskiesoverhte wh----

Second to Clever Trevor only one certain gentleman could truly transform the Hammer's future as he's loved there nearly as much, namely Pompey's ex Guvnor !

Fritz Von Watchthisspace

This is rather well made innit: http://polymorphic-music.co.uk/

On would suppose that fox huntin in Zimbabwe's totally out of the question, innit ?


Fritz Von Howzatt !!!

Mercury & Cyanide don't have half lives !

Just returned home from c3elebrating my friensds PHD from the FU in Chinaese Studies, we'Ä5rte petty drunk , but I' m so mproud of fer you can't believe

I ordered a hot glass of wine the other evening (as you do) and decided to put a small spoonfull of brown sugar in it innit, it suddely exploded all over the place (don't try thois at home children) quite a shock I can tell you, bloody waste too, 75% was lost.

Fritz Von Winingasalways

Well the Colonel's certainly set the cat amongst the pidgeons with his newly found International respectability by
upsettinmg the German Government big style, and as his Oil & custom is rather badly needed by Germany amognst others,
he can to a certain extent call the shots one feels ! The WWII Battle of El-Allemaigne, required both the British and
German Armies to lay some 17 million + landmines, most of which are naturally still there causing regular death and
maiming within the local communities. This piece of valuable though presently unusable real-estate between Lybia
and Egypt, would not only when cleaned up solve Egypts chaotic housing situation, but would also open up this bit of
coastal beauty to all of the other niceties of modern tourism, etc, etc, bring badly needed jobs and cash with it
into the bargain. The Egyptian Government are not signatories of the landmine banning treaty so therefore don't
qualify for €uropean aid to help the clean up, though like Israel they do get (same amount I think ?) mega dosh from
the U.S. annually under previous long term agreements.I belive the estimated cost of the clean up is currently set a some
$2,5 million, but would naturally rise significantly when monies get sanctioned and lots of hitherto invisible quiet
folk suddenly get interested (humanitarian grounds of course). I think I'll finish this post now, as it's seemingly
going nowhere fast, like the fool on the hill, innit(My version of BBC WS report from yesterday).Did Gordon Broon ever star in
Thunderbirds

If I hear another journalist use the word "zeitgeist" again i'm going to vomit.

Stuart.

Isn't that something to do with the name Battenburg Stuart ?


Cheers, Fritz Von Battymountains

If the Chief hasn't been playing with my website counter again, I've had quite a few Dolphins a'visitin lately, innit !

Fritz Von It'safantasy

I watched an excellent French Filum last neet (auf Deutsche) very similar to the Irish "The Van" trilogy, though this Parisien lady made it into a mobile hairdressers and visited local gipseys, etc, etc, a very social, movin lickle müwie it was too, innit.

Fritz Von Who'sbarrynorman "Le Wan" ?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I watched an excellent French Filum last neet (auf Deutsche) very similar to the Irish "The Van" trilogy, though this Parisien lady made it into a mobile hairdressers and visited local gipseys, etc, etc, a very social, movin lickle müwie it was too, innit.

Fritz Von Who'sbarrynorman "Le Wan" ?

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NOB: The original Irish "The Van" was called "Fish & Chips" in German strangely enough, maybe the French had it as "Feeesh et Frites"

Tom Brooks Von Poissen

One has an impressive choice of mineral waters to be ordered at table in Berlin's newest Carlton-Ritz Hotel, in fact some 46 in all, the top piss coming from Japan at a cool €65 a 0.7 liter bottle (plastic).

Fritz Von Peckhamspaformejohn

Having just finished watching the press conference between Britain & Ireland's prime minister's I was impressed how photographic Belfast looks this evening, innit.

Slainte, Fritz Von Drivecarefullynow

Arry Redknapp wot a star²

"PHEW !! WOT A SCORCHER MR GERRARD "

Fritz Von Scousersarebrill²

Just to share this with you folks as I know you're all interested !!!

I got this about an hour ago as an private e-mail:

Re: Fascism gone crazy post: Naim Padded Cell.
Fritz Ricketts: Are you taking the piss or are you just plain bloody stupid ?


Anon.

I did try to reply to this, but the senders address just dissapeared when I did
so, it was yahoo something or other wirth a number ? I'll just say that I relate
us all to the optical illusion experienced on a train, when we think we're
mioving fast but in fact are stationary, as the opposite choo choo pulls aaat,
innit !

Fritz Von Yesofcourseiwroteitmyselfwhointheirrightmindswouldsendsuchathing ?


P:s. I didn't know that all Swiss people with military training must keep a weapon and ammo at home by Law !!! Did You ?

What with oxymoronic sentences abound, let alone double meaning one's; referring
to me perasonally one can at times be rather disconcerted to put it mildly on
this forum, innit! Talking of concert's, having decided not to go and see the
wonderful Sterio MC's live tonight, and watch a brand new 2004 British
biography of Steven Hawking on the gogglebox instead, a rather strange
co-incidence occurred to me (as they do)? Those old enough out there to be
'Rawlinson End' Fans (and I know there are at least half a dozen to be sure of,
evenh our Mat possibly the Cell's very own Jeremy CXlarkson cum David Coleman
though without the slips of the tongue naturally ! )and if not shame on you.
Well this morning whils't reading my local version of 'Time Out', enjoying a
well earned constitutional, and simultaneously watching SKY News (where else ?)
I heard an interview with a certain Dr Guy Cumberbatch talking about the pros
and cons of kids playing video games (he being a repairer of bikes Ha ha
Psychologist, sorry our Mattt I nicked one of yorn there Son). Lo and behold,
luckily for you people I'll be watching afore-mentioned Hawking prog werx soon
starring a certain Mr Benedict Cumberbatch as the young genius (how strange I
thought). Now I know it's axctually Cumberpatch in the original set, but it's
bloody close now don't yers reckon, so I'll laeave it there and only hope some
of this piffle was understandablke to 1% of its readers, then that'll be
allright then, innit.

Yours Truly, Fritz Von Plentyofcalciuminthebuggers
P.S. Naim gear doesn't like bathroom steam innit !!!