True truths 2
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 21 November 2004
I am unable to post to True Truths 1.
Millwall 1 Hammers Lost - Bastards.
Fritz Von Wouldilietoyou ?
Millwall 1 Hammers Lost - Bastards.
Fritz Von Wouldilietoyou ?
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Thank you most kindly young Sir for implying that I do actually even have the capacity to think on occassion, such compliments come my way very seldomely these days, due mainly to my trackin I feel? so your wit hit the spot wonderfully with your obvious overseas Nationalistic bullshit; present in so many of your blind ilk around the world unfortunately ? Many of you are simply 'beyond contact', but I also fortunately have had the great pleasure & privelage of knowing and being friends with many a Jock and Paddy living both at home and overseas (as well as growing up with them in East London) who far far outway your kind, and laugh at the likes of you and your primitive Chavesque verbal, so keep up the good work, and may your God go with you & your profits, innit.
Fritz Von I'm looking for a good abortion clinic in Bayern, maybe you can reccommend one me old hypocryte, it's not for me you understand, it's for me mate Dave's bird, she's insured too³
P.S. No sarcasm in my above scribe is indeed intended, and if you any so find then ignore it, as it's pure opinion and thought on my part, and I seriously wonder why you have the incline to waste so much of my and other people's precious time, I trust/hope you are a Non Voter for the EU-Topian Constitution in general as an overseas 'money earner' because serious integrated European's (not England) can very well do without the likes of folk with your mentality and arrogance John.
Hammers back where they belong, so that's allright then, and why don't you spell f*ck correctly. or is it taboo in your little blinkered world, innit ?
Pish: If you simply ignore my posts like the 99% good on yers, if yer choose to Gobshite, expect a reply (If & when I so desire and see fit, innit) it's as simple as you, I mean that:
Oooooooh FRITZ !
I don’t know the address of any clinics in Munich, so why don’t you just sit Dave’s bird down and talk to her and her unborn child ? Tell her how you were voted €uropean Ex-Pat of the decade. Believe me, after half an hour listening to you, they’ll both have given up the will to live.
BTW, accusing Irish people of being terrorists without having any evidence isn’t really fashionable anymore, in fact you do seem to have become rather Totalitarian of late, Fritz. Trying to crush views that you don’t agree with, deciding what questions may or may not be asked and by whom, even dictating how swear words are spelt (oh the irony). Are you trying to re-live your days as a DDR border guard ? Apples & Pears/Hampton Wick/Frog & Toad/Innit.
No comments on my part about terrorism, just blatant stupidity²
Best fan mail I've had for ages, Who reads them for you ? No, I haven't drunk from a can for some three years now, or do you refer to the bitterness of the Cud Bryn, that I fear you yourself only know so well, innit.
Fritz Von Breakfast in Berlin
Fritz Von Breakfast in Berlin
Maybe you should start a "Has Fritz Got Tourettes syndrome" thread ? Now that would be original. nes par ?
YAWN³
Fot the record (again): I personally have no feelings either way to anybody whatso'ver on this forum, as I don't actually know any of them/you, barring one. I'm sure Our Mat and his Swindon pal are lovely chaps, as are most others here t'be sure, one can only speculate reading between the lines of their posts so to speak.
As is well known (virtually of course) I post on here quite regularly, and see daily (or otherwise) writing in English, rubbish or sub-rubbish as enjoyable, enlightening (on occassion) and positive, rather than negative, and is really of no interest I'm sure to anybody else but myself. My Touretts comment was (as you may not know ?) self-banter, as such a thread based on Fritz already did indeed occur, as have quite a few other such Psychological related illnessness/conditions implying the level of my sanity or so some-such ? I can only say,as I am neutral and impervious generally to unwarranted critque as I've often stated (red rtag) it puts me in a position of easy target, and brings out the real you so to speak, I can only wonder when, if such 'Sincere' joking aside, comments were directed at certain other folk in this place all hell would break lose, and Our Adam (quite rightly ) would bare arms immediately, innit.
Wotta Larf eh ? True Colours are always blinding, well nearly always taking a look at ones-self:
Fot the record (again): I personally have no feelings either way to anybody whatso'ver on this forum, as I don't actually know any of them/you, barring one. I'm sure Our Mat and his Swindon pal are lovely chaps, as are most others here t'be sure, one can only speculate reading between the lines of their posts so to speak.
As is well known (virtually of course) I post on here quite regularly, and see daily (or otherwise) writing in English, rubbish or sub-rubbish as enjoyable, enlightening (on occassion) and positive, rather than negative, and is really of no interest I'm sure to anybody else but myself. My Touretts comment was (as you may not know ?) self-banter, as such a thread based on Fritz already did indeed occur, as have quite a few other such Psychological related illnessness/conditions implying the level of my sanity or so some-such ? I can only say,as I am neutral and impervious generally to unwarranted critque as I've often stated (red rtag) it puts me in a position of easy target, and brings out the real you so to speak, I can only wonder when, if such 'Sincere' joking aside, comments were directed at certain other folk in this place all hell would break lose, and Our Adam (quite rightly ) would bare arms immediately, innit.
Wotta Larf eh ?
True Colours are always blinding, well nearly always taking a look at ones-self:quote:Originally posted by Brian OReilly:
Fair enough. I thought you were tipping me the wink that you actually are a mental.
Have you considered taking a break from forum life to re-charge your batteries ? Maybe a 6-12 month sabatical ? Maybe longer ?
Firstly I'd have to ask Mr P's permission, secondly you're welcome to take my place as court jester, you're hilarious, and thirdly I can't see why you're so worried about me staying, concern perhaps ?
Fritz Von I'm off to my only local now, which unfortunately for you is occassionally visited by a similarly named Irish person for some unknown reason (who I dont know or care to know at all at all for that matter either. He proffesses every time to really being a nice person, get's wrecked, threatens people (who if retaliate will end up in serious trouble with the polkice), then calmly roills in rthe next time (4 times a year on average, chucks in an insincere apology ( sound familiar ?) and starts all over again, now that's what I call ' a mental' as you so succinctly put it, as well as being downright anti-social, co-incidence off course, but annying all the same.
Fritz Von May peace be with you my Son, I'm off for a pint to re-charge my batteries, innit
Great News, I'm going later instead, as I've just returned from shopping, popped into the auld boozer, and didn't like the aroma (barperson, she only rips me off the once). I'm totally amazed at the way you bandy words like schizophrenia about as if they were nothing, and as if you actually know what they mean ? (which you obviously don't). I'll only say this once so read it very carefully, I personally have had a lot of experience with folk near & Dear to me (a few now deceased very young) who suffered illness that were not odf their own maqking, ie, drug, booze, etc, etc abuse, or depression for that matter, which is another game altogether. Like folk who can discuss highly pwersonal matters on air as it were, or private e-mail (which most normal people do I imagine, or talk with their friends. I'll give you a tip for the top John when you play court jester, cut out the cheap sarcasm (you find any< intential stuff in any of my posts) I gave it up for lent years afore, because as well as being exceptionally good at it, I realised I was taking the piss out of myself, without realising it, unless of course it was positive humouress pseudo intelligent baqnter from others that I could fly back on safe in the knowledge that I couldn't get near them intellectually.
Fritz Von Ego trips still dinnee pay the rent, innit. thank you for your comments etc, that's it from me, you bore me intensely with your unoriginal parrot fashion rhetorical squarking
Pish: The afore-mentoioned socialite lives near you too, so he's not a Berliner, long way to go to wind some one up, and have a pint , innit ?
Fritz Von Ego trips still dinnee pay the rent, innit. thank you for your comments etc, that's it from me, you bore me intensely with your unoriginal parrot fashion rhetorical squarking
Pish: The afore-mentoioned socialite lives near you too, so he's not a Berliner, long way to go to wind some one up, and have a pint , innit ?
I've been informed by the lodge that when Our Mick recently attended an old school 30 years after reunion, people were simply shocked, stunned & amazed.
One old girl asked him how he still looked exactly the same youthful cheeky fit chappy as he'd dome 30 yonks back ? You see while you chaps have all been gracefully ageing down here, I've been on the planet Post Office/Royal Mail, and in fact have only been away for 6 months as time slows down there.
Fritz Von 17 months till privatization though
innit
One old girl asked him how he still looked exactly the same youthful cheeky fit chappy as he'd dome 30 yonks back ? You see while you chaps have all been gracefully ageing down here, I've been on the planet Post Office/Royal Mail, and in fact have only been away for 6 months as time slows down there.
Fritz Von 17 months till privatization though
innit
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I've been informed by the lodge that when Our Mick recently attended an old school 30 years after reunion, people were simply shocked, stunned & amazed.
One old girl asked him how he still looked exactly the same youthful cheeky fit chappy as he'd dome 30 yonks back ? You see while you chaps have all been gracefully ageing down here, I've been on the planet Post Office/Royal Mail, and in fact have only been away for 6 months as time slows down there.
Fritz Von 17 months till privatization though
innit
Would you not describe this post as sarcasm, Fritz ? Were you being sarcastic when you said you weren't sarcastic ? Or am I being sarcastic ?
quote:Originally posted by Brian OReilly:
Now you know what it's like for the rest of us.
Well, better speak for yourself. The secret Fritz fanclub is big and growing...
Thank you Bjorne most kind, maybe it's jealousy what do you reckon ?
Fritz Von I was thinking about my above post regarding Mr Parry, and I don't consider it sarcastic at all at all do you ? Somebody e-mailed me last night to say they thougjht it was a rather weal attempt at humour, I personally don't even think Mr Parry himself would find it sarcastic in the least, in fact he's posted far more tetchy stuff, and sometimes I've even larfed too, it's enough to make one paranoid sometimes isn't it
Fritz Von I was thinking about my above post regarding Mr Parry, and I don't consider it sarcastic at all at all do you ? Somebody e-mailed me last night to say they thougjht it was a rather weal attempt at humour, I personally don't even think Mr Parry himself would find it sarcastic in the least, in fact he's posted far more tetchy stuff, and sometimes I've even larfed too, it's enough to make one paranoid sometimes isn't it
Playing tonight at Berlin's KingKongKlub at 21:00hrs are :-
"Kareneval der Vagina" - Noisy Pink Vagina,
The Screaming Vagina Gospel Choir, Vagina Jones,
Coost Lardy Cake - mit DJ Beine (means leg)
Sounds like an interesting little line up dunnit!
though I doubt if I'd get in even if I wanted to
as my best frock's still at the cleaners.
The brilliant London Lad 'Seal' played here last
night maybe this is a balancing out act by the
ladies ?
I wonder if (unlike men) women say "No Prick was there "
Fritz Von Tis a long way to Tipperaray, innit, some people just don't know they're born
"Kareneval der Vagina" - Noisy Pink Vagina,
The Screaming Vagina Gospel Choir, Vagina Jones,
Coost Lardy Cake - mit DJ Beine (means leg)
Sounds like an interesting little line up dunnit!
though I doubt if I'd get in even if I wanted to
as my best frock's still at the cleaners.
The brilliant London Lad 'Seal' played here last
night maybe this is a balancing out act by the
ladies ?
I wonder if (unlike men) women say "No Prick was there "
Fritz Von Tis a long way to Tipperaray, innit, some people just don't know they're born
Many a Berliner says 'Ney' for 'Nein' strangely enough ?
Fritz Von My mate Daves bird reckons the Dutch are really Germans with Humour !!!
Fritz Von My mate Daves bird reckons the Dutch are really Germans with Humour !!!