True truths 2
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 21 November 2004
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Millwall 1 Hammers Lost - Bastards.
Fritz Von Wouldilietoyou ?
Millwall 1 Hammers Lost - Bastards.
Fritz Von Wouldilietoyou ?
It's difficult to know if this is a piss take or serious, and I know some of you have already read it, but I'll do the honours anyway, as Our Arye doesn't see fit to speak here anymore ? I refwer to why ? he put this story up, not the story itself !
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Location: Haifa, Israel
Posts: 109
A different point of view about the Israelis and the Palestinians relations
Few days ago, on my way to work, I heard in a popular morning news program on our official radio “Reshet Beit” an interview with the mayor of the biggest Muslim city in Israel - Um El Pachm. This city lies very near to the “green” line (the border between Israel and Jordan before the 6th of June 1967). The reason for the interview was a suggestion of Lieberman, a member of the Knesset who represents the Israeli right wing, to move the “green” line in such a way that Um El Pachm will belong to the Palestinian state in the West Bank.
This suggestion seems to be logical, as the Arabs in Israel define themselves as Palestinians. Many people around the world describe how brutal the Israeli government is towards the Palestinians, so why shouldn’t the Israeli Arabs belong to the good and enlightened future Palestinian state?
So I was taken by surprise to hear that this mayor is against this idea. He wants Um El Pachm to stay in Israel under Sharon government. He thinks that the people in Um El Pachm want to interact with Israelis, and no, thank you very much, I want to stay in Israel. The interviewer wanted to be clear about this: “This in not a transfer,” he said, “you will stay at your homes, only the border will move west.” But the mayor was determent: “No, thank you! We are a part of Israel, we want to stay under the Israeli government, full stop!”.
I’m sure that the BBC will not bring you an interview like this, showing that the the Israeli Arabs actually prefer the Israeli state to any Palestinian state in the West Bank!!! So as I consider myself as a good person (Mike Lancy thinks so…) I’m bringing you this information.
Arye
Fritz Von The Pink Salmon Show is really hitting the ratings now innit. Larry König / Sorry King.
Ps: Here's Brand new idea, Let all Israelis with Non Jewish status, leave Israel for good (We'll pay them $20,000 a piece ) and they can be happy somwhere else, then we'll only be able to blame ourselves if no more violence from over the fence ensues, perfick, innit !!!
It's them bloody Protestants that get my goat though, messin about in Aden and stuff 
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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Haifa, Israel
Posts: 109
A different point of view about the Israelis and the Palestinians relations
Few days ago, on my way to work, I heard in a popular morning news program on our official radio “Reshet Beit” an interview with the mayor of the biggest Muslim city in Israel - Um El Pachm. This city lies very near to the “green” line (the border between Israel and Jordan before the 6th of June 1967). The reason for the interview was a suggestion of Lieberman, a member of the Knesset who represents the Israeli right wing, to move the “green” line in such a way that Um El Pachm will belong to the Palestinian state in the West Bank.
This suggestion seems to be logical, as the Arabs in Israel define themselves as Palestinians. Many people around the world describe how brutal the Israeli government is towards the Palestinians, so why shouldn’t the Israeli Arabs belong to the good and enlightened future Palestinian state?
So I was taken by surprise to hear that this mayor is against this idea. He wants Um El Pachm to stay in Israel under Sharon government. He thinks that the people in Um El Pachm want to interact with Israelis, and no, thank you very much, I want to stay in Israel. The interviewer wanted to be clear about this: “This in not a transfer,” he said, “you will stay at your homes, only the border will move west.” But the mayor was determent: “No, thank you! We are a part of Israel, we want to stay under the Israeli government, full stop!”.
I’m sure that the BBC will not bring you an interview like this, showing that the the Israeli Arabs actually prefer the Israeli state to any Palestinian state in the West Bank!!! So as I consider myself as a good person (Mike Lancy thinks so…) I’m bringing you this information.
Arye
Fritz Von The Pink Salmon Show is really hitting the ratings now innit. Larry König / Sorry King.
Ps: Here's Brand new idea, Let all Israelis with Non Jewish status, leave Israel for good (We'll pay them $20,000 a piece ) and they can be happy somwhere else, then we'll only be able to blame ourselves if no more violence from over the fence ensues, perfick, innit !!!
It's them bloody Protestants that get my goat though, messin about in Aden and stuff The 17th of June is a very important historical day for West Berlin by the bye, innit
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
It's difficult to know if this is a piss take or serious, and I know some of you have already read it, but I'll do the honours anyway, as Our Arye doesn't see fit to speak here anymore ? I refer to why ? he put this story up, not the story itself !
Senior Member
Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Haifa, Israel
Posts: 109
A different point of view about the Israelis and the Palestinians relations
Few days ago, on my way to work, I heard in a popular morning news program on our official radio “Reshet Beit” an interview with the mayor of the biggest Muslim city in Israel - Um El Pachm. This city lies very near to the “green” line (the border between Israel and Jordan before the 6th of June 1967). The reason for the interview was a suggestion of Lieberman, a member of the Knesset who represents the Israeli right wing, to move the “green” line in such a way that Um El Pachm will belong to the Palestinian state in the West Bank.
This suggestion seems to be logical, as the Arabs in Israel define themselves as Palestinians. Many people around the world describe how brutal the Israeli government is towards the Palestinians, so why shouldn’t the Israeli Arabs belong to the good and enlightened future Palestinian state?
So I was taken by surprise to hear that this mayor is against this idea. He wants Um El Pachm to stay in Israel under Sharon government. He thinks that the people in Um El Pachm want to interact with Israelis, and no, thank you very much, I want to stay in Israel. The interviewer wanted to be clear about this: “This in not a transfer,” he said, “you will stay at your homes, only the border will move west.” But the mayor was determent: “No, thank you! We are a part of Israel, we want to stay under the Israeli government, full stop!”.
I’m sure that the BBC will not bring you an interview like this, showing that the the Israeli Arabs actually prefer the Israeli state to any Palestinian state in the West Bank!!! So as I consider myself as a good person (Mike Lancy thinks so…) I’m bringing you this information.
Arye
Fritz Von The Pink Salmon Show is really hitting the ratings now innit. Larry König / Sorry King.
Ps: Here's Brand new idea, Let all Israelis with Non Jewish status, leave Israel for good (We'll pay them $20,000 a piece ) and they can be happy somwhere else, then we'll only be able to blame ourselves if no more violence from over the fence ensues, perfick, innit !!!
Oh I get it ! Arye thinks we wouldn't believe such a Jackanory tale, and the BBC's far too government censored (Hewitt P ?)
innit !I personally have always had an affinity & affection for sincere 'REAL' people like Shirley Mac for instance, innit: 
I was having a few swift halves last with a Scouse chap I know, and he was giving me the rundown of his recent visit back to the Pool. I was pretty suprised by the way the Nanny State controls them on a saturday night at chucking out time, as well as the ridiculous prices (London is dearer & I think Brighton dearer than that even ?). The rules regarding drinking, and this and that, obviously to curb hooligan behaviour of the Parry kind, disguised as tired & emotional, yes like me he thought coming to live here many moons afore was the right choice, especially now we're in Europe, innit.
Fritz Von Is the new Batman a Jerk ?
Fritz Von Is the new Batman a Jerk ?
Of course if Tom Cruise happened to be female, and lived in Pakistan (and parts of India, etc) there would have been a 100% chance that the liquid squirted directly & deliberately into his face by a 'brave male' member/thrice removed of her family for 'Reasons of Honour ?' as is regularly the case, would not have been water, but [B]ACID TO SCAR & BLIND HER FOR HER SINS.[/B]
Fritz Von Family Ties Eh !!!
Fritz Von Family Ties Eh !!!
Thank you to Administration for not kippin on the job !
Cosmic Gall
Neutrinos, they are very small.
They have no charge and have no mass
And do not interact at all.
The earth is just a silly ball
To them, through which they simply pass,
Like dustmaids down a drafty hall
Or photons through a sheet of glass.
They snub the most exquisite gas,
Ignore the most substantial wall.
Cold-shoulder steel and sounding brass,
Insult the stallion in his stall,
And scorning barriers of class,
Infiltrate you and me! Like tall
And painless quillotines, they fall
Down through our heads into the grass.
At night, they enter at Nepal
And pierce the lover and his lass
From underneath the bed - you call
It wonderful; I call it crass.*
John Updike
Fritz Von I just read this last night and thought I'd share it with all you Stonehenge-Druid Hippies out there Man:
P.S. Was that Mr Parry's chum in Parliament today Gloryfing the Royal Mail loss making machine with Our Tony ?
Neutrinos, they are very small.
They have no charge and have no mass
And do not interact at all.
The earth is just a silly ball
To them, through which they simply pass,
Like dustmaids down a drafty hall
Or photons through a sheet of glass.
They snub the most exquisite gas,
Ignore the most substantial wall.
Cold-shoulder steel and sounding brass,
Insult the stallion in his stall,
And scorning barriers of class,
Infiltrate you and me! Like tall
And painless quillotines, they fall
Down through our heads into the grass.
At night, they enter at Nepal
And pierce the lover and his lass
From underneath the bed - you call
It wonderful; I call it crass.*
John Updike
Fritz Von I just read this last night and thought I'd share it with all you Stonehenge-Druid Hippies out there Man:
P.S. Was that Mr Parry's chum in Parliament today Gloryfing the Royal Mail loss making machine with Our Tony ?
Here's a seriously brilliant possibility for South Africa's future, innit Keepin it Real²
An American U2 Spyplane has just reportedly crashed somewhere in the world, so as nobody saw it take off (cos it didn't exist) it'll be quite hard to find it, innit.
Fritz Von Sorry for the pilot who's presumed lost
Fritz Von Sorry for the pilot who's presumed lost
Milk coffee time, innit
Fritz Von It's just been reported that messers Parry & Meredith have been seen staggering towards Glastonbury, after a slow cider sodden march from stonehenge the other day, innit.
Fritz Von It's just been reported that messers Parry & Meredith have been seen staggering towards Glastonbury, after a slow cider sodden march from stonehenge the other day, innit.
Subject: Australian Tourism Board
The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour:
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (Italy)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad
tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does
not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in
Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (UK)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here
and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which
is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday
night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year
round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk
is illegal.
Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can
you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population
is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I
dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (UK)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (Ireland)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first
Innit:
The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour:
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (Italy)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad
tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does
not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in
Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (UK)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here
and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which
is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday
night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year
round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk
is illegal.
Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can
you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population
is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I
dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (UK)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (Ireland)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first
Innit:
Annoying advert phone terror even when yer ex-directory !!
Fritz Von Speak to my A-Machine Dear.
Appently some Yankee firms are so geared to talk to an A-machine, proffessing dissapointment that you're not at home etc, just leave yer bank details for the next call centre please, innit
Fritz Von Speak to my A-Machine Dear.
Appently some Yankee firms are so geared to talk to an A-machine, proffessing dissapointment that you're not at home etc, just leave yer bank details for the next call centre please, innit
I just naughtily hiked this from that other place; namely, The Pink Salmon Show" You've goota larf really, what a load of old bollocks, I'm well glad I don't post on there, innit
At least Our Adam berates us with stlyle
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None of us could give a damn about your knowledge or lack of it, or what equipment you use. Actually, if people thought you knew what you were talking about, you'd have far fewer problems and I would have fewer complaints about you from PFM members (and these are not the famous Pink Fish Six you go on about).
We have no intention of asking large numbers of PFM regulars to blank off large sections of the forum in order to accomodate you. Either you accomodate the forum or you go.
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Fritz Von Wotta Load ov old Drama Queens Really I didn't know NAIM KIT owners were snobs !!! 
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BBV,
You have a big mouth, too much time on your hands and a persecution complex. In addition, you have not even bothered to figure out who the people and personalities on here are and how they relate to each other and to the forum.
None of us could give a damn about your knowledge or lack of it, or what equipment you use. Actually, if people thought you knew what you were talking about, you'd have far fewer problems and I would have fewer complaints about you from PFM members (and these are not the famous Pink Fish Six you go on about).
We have no intention of asking large numbers of PFM regulars to blank off large sections of the forum in order to accomodate you. Either you accomodate the forum or you go.
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Fritz Von Wotta Load ov old Drama Queens Really
I didn't know NAIM KIT owners were snobs !!! As an afterthought a lot of them really do seem to be a right old bunch of rabble, innit !
Fritz Von I bet even Ary's getting pissed off with that kind of rhetoric ? He should rewtuirn here where we treat him fairly, but hard, innit
Fritz Von I bet even Ary's getting pissed off with that kind of rhetoric ? He should rewtuirn here where we treat him fairly, but hard, innit
Next tuesday marks the 200th Anniversary of the British Victory at Trafalgar, and I was kinda wonderin if the following info will be widely (if at all ?) mentioned in dispatches as it were ? As I mentioned on here a few months ago Britain's most famous ship HMS Victory was almost a rotten broken wreck in Portsmouth some 100 years ago, and was only brought back to its present day glory (Not by the Admiralty) (Not by
the British government of the time) but by a generous wealthy and patriotic Scotsman. As a lad I was lucky enough to visit Victory on many an occassion, and such thoughts would never have entered my head, and if I had indeed made such comments or anything like them I would have no doubt got a clip around the ear sharpish.
Whern seeing the beautiful Clipper Cutty Sark at Greenwich, also as a kid, as well as a few others, I can only summise now, that their brilliant long-term upkeep was due to the fact that they were symbols of wealth and capitalism at its best, innit ?
Fritz Von Yours Aye, lest yer ferget like, as well as the old Empire being rather well orf at the time too ?
the British government of the time) but by a generous wealthy and patriotic Scotsman. As a lad I was lucky enough to visit Victory on many an occassion, and such thoughts would never have entered my head, and if I had indeed made such comments or anything like them I would have no doubt got a clip around the ear sharpish.
Whern seeing the beautiful Clipper Cutty Sark at Greenwich, also as a kid, as well as a few others, I can only summise now, that their brilliant long-term upkeep was due to the fact that they were symbols of wealth and capitalism at its best, innit ?
Fritz Von Yours Aye, lest yer ferget like, as well as the old Empire being rather well orf at the time too ?
I didn't know that there are Jewish monuments/shrines still in Iraq as well as some folk too, who were even there under Saddam's kindly supervision, the fings yew lern eh ?
Fritz Von Seth One-tooth asked Why our Pinko hating master Mick is constantly posting on that very forum ?
Fritz Von Seth One-tooth asked Why our Pinko hating master Mick is constantly posting on that very forum ?
Yeah there is a small Jewish community in Iraq, 'oo wunce swore loyalty to the tyrant in return for the latter turnin' a blind eye, so to speak.
Cheers,
Jon
Cheers,
Jon
Sounds like certain government ministers not so far from here, innit !!!
Sounds like the Jewish community in apartheid-ruled Sith Ifrica an'all
And Asian etc (they had the vote don't forget)
Fritz Von Milk Coffee time methinks
Fritz Von Milk Coffee time methinks
I just saw Our Ringo being interviewed on the Daily Show, the lad's looking & sounding 'well Fit' I must say.
Fritz Von The Lennon accent is still there big style, Macka's lost his I reckon, innit
P.S. I wonder what percentage of the long day Our Mick tells us he sits in carriages commuting from here there and everywhere actually involves movement of the train ?
Fritz Von The Lennon accent is still there big style, Macka's lost his I reckon, innit
P.S. I wonder what percentage of the long day Our Mick tells us he sits in carriages commuting from here there and everywhere actually involves movement of the train ?
It's a disgrace how that poor Israeli soldier has been made a scapegoat and dragged through the courts after doing his duty and shooting that nasty English Terrorist
It's strange how the two countries with the highest standards of living in the world are both still so keenly & inhumanely slaughtering thousands of wales each year in the name of science and far outwaying catches for any conventional traditional justification, innit.
Fritz Von Never mind thousands of dolphins are still being drowned in French nets of off the British coast innit, I expect Mick will sort it when they're all extinct ?
Fritz Von Never mind thousands of dolphins are still being drowned in French nets of off the British coast innit, I expect Mick will sort it when they're all extinct ?