True truths 2
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 21 November 2004
I am unable to post to True Truths 1.
Millwall 1 Hammers Lost - Bastards.
Fritz Von Wouldilietoyou ?
Millwall 1 Hammers Lost - Bastards.
Fritz Von Wouldilietoyou ?
Arye,
You have just achieved the remarkable feat of making Berlin Fritz more intelligible than you.
Well done.
JR
You have just achieved the remarkable feat of making Berlin Fritz more intelligible than you.
Well done.
JR
It's gonna be some boxing bout tonight, and that's a fact, may the best man win, I respect them both very much, innit.
Fritz Von HelloaryeI'mgladyou'restillunderstandingmeunlikeourmatty
Fritz Von HelloaryeI'mgladyou'restillunderstandingmeunlikeourmatty
A big congrats once again to Haifa Uni and the Nobel geezers, luvvly jubbby, good English Dept too I hear ?
Fritz Von Protein degredation is cool for cancer reesearch innit³+³
Fritz Von Protein degredation is cool for cancer reesearch innit³+³
In 1965 a certain young toerag of the time did three months inside for robbing the old lady next door, and as much as I love him today, and believe in what goes around come's around, Fuck him at the time. the sod´, Namely Ozzy Osbourne, in case yer didnee noo, innit.
Fritz Von Paranoid
Fritz Von Paranoid
I've just purchased my winning numbers for tommorows largest jackpot in german lottery history (a cool €25 Million) I trust the Chief has remembered to put on a couple of bob too, innit.
Fritz Von alway's a "What rhymes with hoppedtamist ?"
Fritz Von alway's a "What rhymes with hoppedtamist ?"
I'm going to be a likely lad this eve.
Fritz Von Thelmaygetagripman
ps Marmite arrived last week with the case of Glen Thingy !!! got t'keep the troops happy, innit. luvvly Jubbly� XXXX
Fritz Von Thelmaygetagripman
ps Marmite arrived last week with the case of Glen Thingy !!! got t'keep the troops happy, innit. luvvly Jubbly� XXXX
2 Jags shopuld remain as DPM under Jack, you know it makes sense !
It's great to see that Scotland's culinary world hasnee changed too much over
the years (What with fresh fruit still being officially recognised as poison)and
kids lunches being inspireing to say the least. The revered 'SKY NEWS' today
reported directly from an Edinburgh fish & chip shop to research this trait more
deeply. Yes, the good old favourite "Deep fried battered Hosewife-sorry I mean't
mars bar' is still up there in the ratings along with 'Deep fried battered cream
eggs, bounty bars, maltesers (a new fave) and toffee crisps to name but a few.
Adults also expressed a liking for the sweety thingys, (not t'be confused with
nippy sweeties), and many kids enjoyed a wee bit of salt and sauce thrown over
their favourite choice too for good measure. Fortunately most of Britain will be
enjoying an Indian/Asian food variation for their Christmas meals, so at least
some healthiness will be steamin on many a great family table, innit.
Fritz Von Holyroodhoosechippynowserving
Modern Nursery Rhymes
What are little girls made of ?
Cuppa-soups and hula-hoops,
That's what little girls are made of.
What are little boys made of ?
Oven chips and chicken dips,
That's what little boys are made of.
*********************************
Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a pub
Can't have a fag if
It also serves grub
P.Eye issue 1121
the years (What with fresh fruit still being officially recognised as poison)and
kids lunches being inspireing to say the least. The revered 'SKY NEWS' today
reported directly from an Edinburgh fish & chip shop to research this trait more
deeply. Yes, the good old favourite "Deep fried battered Hosewife-sorry I mean't
mars bar' is still up there in the ratings along with 'Deep fried battered cream
eggs, bounty bars, maltesers (a new fave) and toffee crisps to name but a few.
Adults also expressed a liking for the sweety thingys, (not t'be confused with
nippy sweeties), and many kids enjoyed a wee bit of salt and sauce thrown over
their favourite choice too for good measure. Fortunately most of Britain will be
enjoying an Indian/Asian food variation for their Christmas meals, so at least
some healthiness will be steamin on many a great family table, innit.
Fritz Von Holyroodhoosechippynowserving
Modern Nursery Rhymes
What are little girls made of ?
Cuppa-soups and hula-hoops,
That's what little girls are made of.
What are little boys made of ?
Oven chips and chicken dips,
That's what little boys are made of.
*********************************
Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a pub
Can't have a fag if
It also serves grub
P.Eye issue 1121
I got rather pissed off with a 'gentleman' I've known for some years last night
who insisted on talking rubbish/politics at the bar. He's never denied being
paid on occassion by a certain Israeli security organistaion and in my opinion
really went over the mark with his diatribe over the yanks being to blame etc,
etc, and their first use of 'napalm ?' during the Korean War ! 1948 also being
the Berlin Air Lift period, as well as my own Grandfather having drunk his way
brilliantly; and valiantly I might add through it R.N. Medical Man (God rest his
soul) along with Michael Caine & many British and non Yanky conscripts to-boot,
I lost my normal composuer and took the man to task (verbally of course, and
with caution, as he's far cleverer and better educated than I (who isn't ?)),
much to my suprise he lost his own tack and piled into me with insults: eg,
(that I was a CIA lover etc) and a Yanky lacky like my Prime minister, to which
I retaliated with (standard boring fritz) that I'm still very hoppy indeed to be
a €uropean (London born) cum Berliner, and had absolutely no qualm's about it,
though I was still sad to learn that until the afore-mentioned year it was still
not allowed for a Jew to be a Britisjh Prime Minsinister, and Mr B: Disraeli
legally denounced his faith (as with his family) to take the office. (Ayre ! I
bet yer never knew that one matey, neither did I to be honest, interesting
though eh ?).So where is fritz going with all this old tosh (as per uasual) we
ask ourselves (if still reading natuirally) and I say, I don'Ät really know
myself, except that it was the first U.N. sanctioned War and still remains a
dillem (38th Parallel and all that ) though the South kicked Germany's arses
nicely the other day, innit Klinsey's boat was a picture wasn't it ?
Well off to the telly again now I reckon with a bottle of SE Ozzy plonk, having
just re-enjoyed the classic (corney but good) Little Lord Thjingamybob with Alec
and the Major from 'Flowerey Twats ) to name but a few, two even " Stop fritz,
that's enough, otherwise you'll get yourself a naim if you're not careeful,
innit.
Fritz Von
Wentspeakerandamplifiershoppingyesterdayformycomputersetupandidon'tthinkyouorthe
chiefwouldbeveryamusedatmypurchases, innit
who insisted on talking rubbish/politics at the bar. He's never denied being
paid on occassion by a certain Israeli security organistaion and in my opinion
really went over the mark with his diatribe over the yanks being to blame etc,
etc, and their first use of 'napalm ?' during the Korean War ! 1948 also being
the Berlin Air Lift period, as well as my own Grandfather having drunk his way
brilliantly; and valiantly I might add through it R.N. Medical Man (God rest his
soul) along with Michael Caine & many British and non Yanky conscripts to-boot,
I lost my normal composuer and took the man to task (verbally of course, and
with caution, as he's far cleverer and better educated than I (who isn't ?)),
much to my suprise he lost his own tack and piled into me with insults: eg,
(that I was a CIA lover etc) and a Yanky lacky like my Prime minister, to which
I retaliated with (standard boring fritz) that I'm still very hoppy indeed to be
a €uropean (London born) cum Berliner, and had absolutely no qualm's about it,
though I was still sad to learn that until the afore-mentioned year it was still
not allowed for a Jew to be a Britisjh Prime Minsinister, and Mr B: Disraeli
legally denounced his faith (as with his family) to take the office. (Ayre ! I
bet yer never knew that one matey, neither did I to be honest, interesting
though eh ?).So where is fritz going with all this old tosh (as per uasual) we
ask ourselves (if still reading natuirally) and I say, I don'Ät really know
myself, except that it was the first U.N. sanctioned War and still remains a
dillem (38th Parallel and all that ) though the South kicked Germany's arses
nicely the other day, innit Klinsey's boat was a picture wasn't it ?
Well off to the telly again now I reckon with a bottle of SE Ozzy plonk, having
just re-enjoyed the classic (corney but good) Little Lord Thjingamybob with Alec
and the Major from 'Flowerey Twats ) to name but a few, two even " Stop fritz,
that's enough, otherwise you'll get yourself a naim if you're not careeful,
innit.
Fritz Von
Wentspeakerandamplifiershoppingyesterdayformycomputersetupandidon'tthinkyouorthe
chiefwouldbeveryamusedatmypurchases, innit
So wodga get then?
JonR von ipromisetolarf
JonR von ipromisetolarf
.......... obviously not laid
quote:
Originally posted by J. A. Toon:
Fritz, can I just ask what you do for a living?
I get the feeling it must either be really good or really awful, to enable you to come up with such a torrent of bizarrely lucid utterly original but completely peculiar posts.
I'm almost envious, because your world seems rather more interesting than mine...
John.
I'm in my Gap Quarter Century at present John, and jolly tough it is too.
Cheers, Fritz >Von Virginrockets !
P.S. Never be envious or jealous of anybody if you can help it, "It's soooooo Negative" as Our Deanne likes (not to hear, innit)
Sounds like a Yankee Football field position dunnit ? 
As a race the U.N. is just about all we've got in common with each other, barring greed and selfishness of course, innit.
Fritz Von Gonefishin
Fritz Von Gonefishin
The Earl of Branston, first man to be dragged across Conniston water by a
weather balloon without losíng his temper was recently quoted as saying, "I
think it's rather unfair to even try to compare them with our situation here in
the U.K. particularly the on the weather aspect, Britain is known asbolutely
everywhere for having such a stinky umbrellary climate, and the leaves, well
that's another story entirely, innit ! " Sir Beardy Pickle was referring to the
famous Japanese Bullet train that's just celebrated it's 40 year anniversary
without one miss-hap, the average train being no more than 6 seconds late,
typhoons and all, and it's cheapness, efficiency, cool looks and general high
regard from the Japanese Public, and foreign Tourist's alike, he followed up
with "Obviously ! As well as having the right kind of snow and leaves in Japan
they really are just showing off !"
Fritz Von Virgin on the ridiculous. (again) "Hippy New Year Y'awl" innit:
N.B. Berlin's Younsters are already throwing fireworks all over the place, I
expect their parents will blame someone when they get hurt (clipped round the
ear by me possibly) or worse, actually arrested even; God Forbid, intelligence
lacking big style really, give em a gun, then someone can shoot back, What Fun
eh ?
weather balloon without losíng his temper was recently quoted as saying, "I
think it's rather unfair to even try to compare them with our situation here in
the U.K. particularly the on the weather aspect, Britain is known asbolutely
everywhere for having such a stinky umbrellary climate, and the leaves, well
that's another story entirely, innit ! " Sir Beardy Pickle was referring to the
famous Japanese Bullet train that's just celebrated it's 40 year anniversary
without one miss-hap, the average train being no more than 6 seconds late,
typhoons and all, and it's cheapness, efficiency, cool looks and general high
regard from the Japanese Public, and foreign Tourist's alike, he followed up
with "Obviously ! As well as having the right kind of snow and leaves in Japan
they really are just showing off !"
Fritz Von Virgin on the ridiculous. (again) "Hippy New Year Y'awl" innit:
N.B. Berlin's Younsters are already throwing fireworks all over the place, I
expect their parents will blame someone when they get hurt (clipped round the
ear by me possibly) or worse, actually arrested even; God Forbid, intelligence
lacking big style really, give em a gun, then someone can shoot back, What Fun
eh ?
Well done the Hammers, that's a bloody good start to my New Year at least anyway.
Fritz Von Bubblesareeverywhere
P.S. Jack Straw will lay low for awhile now, and let nature take its course, innit²
Fritz Von Bubblesareeverywhere
P.S. Jack Straw will lay low for awhile now, and let nature take its course, innit²
After watching the excellent Leon (DC) for about the fifth time last night (Jean Reno), I followed it up with my first viewing of The Truman Show (Jim Carey) and thought to myself how perfect such a world would be, just like the chaps in the Padded Cell, innit ?
Fritz Von Obviousinnittom
Fritz Von Obviousinnittom
Seemingly in the long term USA gives more Private 'UNCONDITIONAL' Aid out Worldwide than any other Country by far, innit.
Fritz Von Well done the Yanks (for once)
Fritz Von Well done the Yanks (for once)
I was amazed at seeing great time & effort being wasted on some poor washed up dolphins (or rather inland) in Thailand ? When one considers the EU fishing policy (Present) and the thousands of dolphins lost annually due to greed, I really wonder, innit.
Fritz Von Not to mention the Kenya'n hippoo's washed miles out to sea ?
Priorities are wonderful when TV camera's are about aren't they.
Source BBC News
N.B. We'll be watching live Asian Animal markets soon (that'll put the cats amognst the Disney chickens, make no mistake, it#S FOOD INNIT:
Fritz Von Not to mention the Kenya'n hippoo's washed miles out to sea ?
Priorities are wonderful when TV camera's are about aren't they.
Source BBC News
N.B. We'll be watching live Asian Animal markets soon (that'll put the cats amognst the Disney chickens, make no mistake, it#S FOOD INNIT:
A so-called driver was fined €195 and given a two month ban here in Berlin
recently for being nabbed by the police doing 90kph + in a 30ph zone, and I
personally find that judgement ludicrous. Last night a guy flashed up by the
police to stop, decided to speed away from them, and subsequently crashed and
killed himself (fortunately nobody else) in his luvvly mecedes car, he was 94
years old, which says to me people really just do not learn, innit.
Fritz Von Swings & Roondaboots
Should children be responsible for their parents ? (Mick)
recently for being nabbed by the police doing 90kph + in a 30ph zone, and I
personally find that judgement ludicrous. Last night a guy flashed up by the
police to stop, decided to speed away from them, and subsequently crashed and
killed himself (fortunately nobody else) in his luvvly mecedes car, he was 94
years old, which says to me people really just do not learn, innit.
Fritz Von Swings & Roondaboots
Should children be responsible for their parents ? (Mick)
If our beloved Scouse DJ had been 10 years younger would he possibly have been called John Purdy ?
Fritz Von It'sagambit
Fritz Von It'sagambit
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
A so-called driver was fined €195 and given a two month ban here in Berlin
recently for being nabbed by the police doing 90kph + in a 30ph zone, and I
personally find that judgement ludicrous. Last night a guy flashed up by the
police to stop, decided to speed away from them, and subsequently crashed and
killed himself (fortunately nobody else) in his luvvly mecedes car, he was 94
years old, which says to me people really just do not learn, innit.
Fritz Von Swings & Roondaboots
Should children be responsible for their parents ? (Mick)
To ammend the above: the old codger was actually 96 years old, and had also been stopped earlier in the evening for this and that (no licence etc), went home, and hit the road again later with a vengeance, Daft old CUNT³.
Fritz Von Nosympathyatallatall
