Shoelaces :

Fritz

Have you ever considered joining a Monastry, you know, one of those stuck out in the middle of no where.

Regards

Mick

What are those bits on the end called

Stuart

What, on the end of a monastry?
Martin

"What are those bits on the end called"

An Aglet

Argh yes that’s the one, my favorite was the cherry flavor.

Stuart

Matthew

Have you ever considered joining a Monastry ?

Regards

Mick

I do believe that Matthew is already a member of the Brotherhood of Google.

The Chief and I have been invited to a Strictly Sandalless party next week, no worries about lose ends, as they'll all be properly tied there are no Monks allowed either, innit !


Graham George Of Where'smemikelacies ?

Shoelaces:

Are they directional?

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Originally posted by MichaelC:
Shoelaces:

Are they directional?

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and should you do the ends up or leave them loose??

Burning them in can be a bit painful.

I want vaguely flecky shoelaces to replace the ones in my blue Caterpillars that have started to disintegrate.

Far too many shoes seem to be sold with fancy shoelaces and no means of replacing same after about six months when they go sproing [coloured bit goes fluffy & central core is embarassingly exposed]. There must be websites & mail order opportunities, surely?

throb

I've heard a rumour, only a rumour mind, "Can't believe everything in the Daily Sport can Yee noo ?" that messers Parry & Robinson have been spotted touting bags of varius coloured pooders ootside the New Wibbly Wobbly Scaddish Parliament building, "they're selling like hot haggis's ,"a delighted ruby faced Robinson was reported to have shooted, "This time next year we could be Mirrionaire's "


Graham George Of Galloway

PisHt: A coupla shoestrings were arrested by the po'leece earlier for being sober and orderly in a Pubic place, innit.

Of course there's the classic "I'm sorry Sarge I forgot", helping many a person in youth/adult cells & institution's mainly run by Private outfits to choose themselves how to tie their shoelaces, innit.

Graham George Ipreferleatheronesmyself

Ultimate Shoestring ?

Scotsman reviewer Kate Copstick was scathing about comedian Jason Wood's show
being glorious at the Edinburgh festival, calling it "a lazy, self-satisfied
display of what can only be described as toxic camp" and awarding it one star
out of a possible five.

Undeterred, Wood's PR company Emma Turner Press and publicity created new
posters complete with the quote[B] " A Star - Kate Copstick, Scotsman".[/B]Private Eye Magazine issue 1114:


Graham George Of Nowthat'swhaticallimprovisingonashoestringbudget

iT'S A BLOODY TIE

I recently bought some super-hip Velcro(tm) shoes that the fat girl said could be worn with a suit as easily as with jeans.

I can climb the walls in these mofos

And Dr David Owen's Nickname used to be ????


Graham George Of Fatladysingin

"Stanstead airport saves Security Alert Plane", Greek born Tracy from Basildon Essex tells the World exclusively on Essex Free Radio "We woz well Scared innit".
In another dewelopement in the middle east, "Saaf Ov Barfelona" sauces report that if yer need someone outside yer Country, Democratically sorted, ie, whitewashed, call der MOSSAD, at der usual number, innit.



Im on der korner wiv der dark bwown owercoat

Gordon Broon is a Scottish Cloon, though our Tony being a Catholic born Jock as well aslo qualifies I reckon ; innit. Wack

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Shoelaces

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An essential topic.

I´m in favor of them. I´ve found lace ups to be much more comfortable than mocs ever since I broke my Achilles tendon last February.

Cheers