Prime Minister Soon To resign
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 15 December 2004
Not long now our Jack, though God only knows where you can sail the ship when
you do finally take the helm, your options really do seem somewhat limited now
don't they ? Gordon will swiftly be off to his PFI boulstered buddies in the
private sector in the first available lifeboat, Cherie will have saved enough
dosh from her 'Work' to get her backpack sorted and out of the public gaze, and
give our Tony time to write his memoirs with Lord Richard of British Virgin
Island fame. Yes Jack ! you will certainly need a team and a half to get her off
of the rocks this time around Sir, and I'm sure you can do it too, because
let's face it, there simply is no other alternative, innit.
Fritz Von Pullingthelongeststraw
N.B. Forget Elections & Chicken George helping out, it just will not happen, speed is of the essence, and it will be fast, Watch This Space !!!
you do finally take the helm, your options really do seem somewhat limited now
don't they ? Gordon will swiftly be off to his PFI boulstered buddies in the
private sector in the first available lifeboat, Cherie will have saved enough
dosh from her 'Work' to get her backpack sorted and out of the public gaze, and
give our Tony time to write his memoirs with Lord Richard of British Virgin
Island fame. Yes Jack ! you will certainly need a team and a half to get her off
of the rocks this time around Sir, and I'm sure you can do it too, because
let's face it, there simply is no other alternative, innit.
Fritz Von Pullingthelongeststraw
N.B. Forget Elections & Chicken George helping out, it just will not happen, speed is of the essence, and it will be fast, Watch This Space !!!
Great to see the Law Lords upholding 300 years + of Justice & Democracy today in the House, Our Tone must be most peeved, chárging people before locking them up for years, how uncool, maybe he should re-sit his own Law exams ?????
Fritz Von WelldoneMelordsinnit
Fritz Von WelldoneMelordsinnit
I suppose he could take his case to an industrial tribunal when it arises, and if there are any left to look at his of course ?
Fritz Von Wotacharadeindeedindeed²
Fritz Von Wotacharadeindeedindeed²
Yes ! The return of Campbell the Gob will finish off the job nicely thank you.
Fritz Von Jackstayonthesidelinessir
Fritz Von Jackstayonthesidelinessir
What's the odds the PM loses his cool at todays Press Meeting later on, and his health will suddenly be of National impotence in the next few days to come ?
Fritz Von Any takers `?
Fritz Von Any takers `?
I told you all he'd lose his cool didn't I ! it's just that the man's soooo
bloody good at talking that nobody actually spotted it, inside he was burning
with more anger and passion than even his own beloved Cherie could ever
in her wildest dreams have envisaged.
Fritz Von Well done Prime Minister (Gordon and His Marshall plan was funny too)
N.B. I wonder what the leader of the hopeless-mission will make of that one ?
I did lose my deposit though !!!
bloody good at talking that nobody actually spotted it, inside he was burning
with more anger and passion than even his own beloved Cherie could ever
in her wildest dreams have envisaged.
Fritz Von Well done Prime Minister (Gordon and His Marshall plan was funny too)
N.B. I wonder what the leader of the hopeless-mission will make of that one ?
I did lose my deposit though !!!
This just came in, the postmark looks like the foreign & commonweaöth office ?
http://www.visafasttrack.info/
Fritz Von Informing you because you're worth it
http://www.visafasttrack.info/
Fritz Von Informing you because you're worth it
These thoughts just came to mind so I thought I'd share them with you all before
the Honourable member for Swindon & Co lock me up their camp and throw away
the key for daring to challenge their safe little neat worlds. As I recall John
Major was the first ever ex-Chancellor to be promoted to the dizzy heights of
Prime-Minsierial fun in British political history (Asquith ?) so I feel the
chances of our Gordon following suit to be pretty slim actaully ! and Alisdaire
no doubt agrees ! I've noticed the subtle changes in press releases and
commentary of late, and they smack of the Campbell spin genius coming back to
the fore. Strategic brilliance to deny the 'Count' Howard any opportunism cum
slanderous weaponry close before an election (due possibly in May ?) and
publically air any rows or splits within the party well in advance of the
starting line, or so it seems to me ?
I remember as a small boy being present in
London at the funeral of Sir Winston Churchill, as well as later visiting his
birthplace the beautifuil Blenheim Palace, a good British name if ever there was
one ? my point being (and It's not new as you are no doubt aware ?) that this
Greatest of British Commander's who saved the nation from the Nazis, and I use
the word Commander rather than leader in the Political sense, was definately the
only and right man for the job at the time (no question on that one), but as
soon as the war was over he was booted out sharpish. Having changed his parties
to survive politically at some stage of his career the British public still had
had enough of it all, and he gracefully retired into painting and writing etc,
winning the Nobel prize for Literature later too, plus a few bob for champüagne
and cigars into the bargain(and why the fuck not I ask myself?).
The brilliant
Tony Blair & his close yes men cum brown nosers are I feel going the same way
with their arrogance soon being their downfall once again. Ignoring the silent
majority and rolling on and on with the same old spin in different packaging can
only be injurious to the nation as a whole (who would have thought our Maggie
would have been so treacherously stabbed in the back ?) other's including myself
likened it more to "The night of the General's"! plotting to get rid of Adolf,
but that, like all of this is not informed fact, it's just my silly opinion,
innit and what the fuck do we know, eh ?
Fritz Von I think it's important Voting for Democracy, so long as you vote New
Wave Labour, innit.
the Honourable member for Swindon & Co lock me up their camp and throw away
the key for daring to challenge their safe little neat worlds. As I recall John
Major was the first ever ex-Chancellor to be promoted to the dizzy heights of
Prime-Minsierial fun in British political history (Asquith ?) so I feel the
chances of our Gordon following suit to be pretty slim actaully ! and Alisdaire
no doubt agrees ! I've noticed the subtle changes in press releases and
commentary of late, and they smack of the Campbell spin genius coming back to
the fore. Strategic brilliance to deny the 'Count' Howard any opportunism cum
slanderous weaponry close before an election (due possibly in May ?) and
publically air any rows or splits within the party well in advance of the
starting line, or so it seems to me ?
I remember as a small boy being present in
London at the funeral of Sir Winston Churchill, as well as later visiting his
birthplace the beautifuil Blenheim Palace, a good British name if ever there was
one ? my point being (and It's not new as you are no doubt aware ?) that this
Greatest of British Commander's who saved the nation from the Nazis, and I use
the word Commander rather than leader in the Political sense, was definately the
only and right man for the job at the time (no question on that one), but as
soon as the war was over he was booted out sharpish. Having changed his parties
to survive politically at some stage of his career the British public still had
had enough of it all, and he gracefully retired into painting and writing etc,
winning the Nobel prize for Literature later too, plus a few bob for champüagne
and cigars into the bargain(and why the fuck not I ask myself?).
The brilliant
Tony Blair & his close yes men cum brown nosers are I feel going the same way
with their arrogance soon being their downfall once again. Ignoring the silent
majority and rolling on and on with the same old spin in different packaging can
only be injurious to the nation as a whole (who would have thought our Maggie
would have been so treacherously stabbed in the back ?) other's including myself
likened it more to "The night of the General's"! plotting to get rid of Adolf,
but that, like all of this is not informed fact, it's just my silly opinion,
innit and what the fuck do we know, eh ?
Fritz Von I think it's important Voting for Democracy, so long as you vote New
Wave Labour, innit.
I doubt very much if the British police specialists who'll de-brief the
Guantanamo second batch release party soon ? will have the slightest snippet of
power over them 'interrogation-wise' , as they'll already be burnt out and
wrecked by Yankee amateurs (making a name for themselves) and will 'hopefully'
only be able to convey sympathy whils't maintaining their own professional
stance (if you get my drift ?), if you don't ! which certain parties will be
definately blind to, God Help your kids, that's all I can say, as well as thank
you to the Political powers that be for their unsuprising timing, innit.
Fritz Von Now comes the usual self igdignant barrage of outrage-shock or silence
Lomo old son, I'm afraid you'll have to wait for our Mat to come in on the lyric front cos he knows everything, and I dinnie !
Guantanamo second batch release party soon ? will have the slightest snippet of
power over them 'interrogation-wise' , as they'll already be burnt out and
wrecked by Yankee amateurs (making a name for themselves) and will 'hopefully'
only be able to convey sympathy whils't maintaining their own professional
stance (if you get my drift ?), if you don't ! which certain parties will be
definately blind to, God Help your kids, that's all I can say, as well as thank
you to the Political powers that be for their unsuprising timing, innit.
Fritz Von Now comes the usual self igdignant barrage of outrage-shock or silence
Lomo old son, I'm afraid you'll have to wait for our Mat to come in on the lyric front cos he knows everything, and I dinnie !
Remebering a mate of mine years back when we were teenagers going to a fancy
dress party at our local Pub (St Georges Tavern to-boot)dressed in a full SS
officers uniform, sawstika and all, and winning the competition of what was a
brilliant allround evening (The pubs manager being a great old chap and ex RAF
Battle Of Britain Spitfire pilot) and MC'd the proceedings with great style and
panach as he always did, me coming in fifty fifth or so such something donned as
Fidel Castro. When going over to my mates place to pick him up earlier, he
briefly spoke to his (enstranged) father who lived nearby with the active
intention of also shocking him somewhat, as being a Free-Pole, had been himself
incarcerated many years before under the Nazi regime in Europe. This rather
cruel bit of 'tasteless fun ?' backfired on my friend and his patchy father-son
relationship, as the old boy who'd had a vodka or ten at the time burst into
tears at the door upon seeing his son so dressesd. My mate couldn't hold his own
emotions either and they embraced, the father afterwards commenting that it was
the smartest that he'd ever seen his son, and if only he'd get a haircut too.
The swastika symbol was then, as is still now, not illegal to be shown
publically in the UK, in fact certain 'extreme' legal political organisations in
UK still use it for their own sad little ends. Trying to provoke Jewish
resident's by marching (legally) through East London was an old trick which was
always totally ignored by the locals, and if it hadn't been for the just so
daftly extreme anti-Nazi mobs, they wouldn't have had any notice taken of them
whatso'ever, but such is the price of free speech and also mega amounts of
coppers overtime paid by the taxpayer naturally (Football clubs pay for their
own policing for instance). P:C. gone mad, Nanny State, what prioties I ask
myself ? The swastika or (Hakenkreuz - Hooked -Cross) as it's known here in
Germany is not suprisingly totally forbidden, as no doubt it is in Israel etc,
though not in the States or UK seemingly ? I'm sure Tony's new 'Freedom of
Information Act' will help weed out a lot of the wheat from the chaf in such
cases of free-association in the future, but then of course pigs also fly don't
they ?
Fritz Von Ban the Bomb )(assuming that you can find it, innit ?)
dress party at our local Pub (St Georges Tavern to-boot)dressed in a full SS
officers uniform, sawstika and all, and winning the competition of what was a
brilliant allround evening (The pubs manager being a great old chap and ex RAF
Battle Of Britain Spitfire pilot) and MC'd the proceedings with great style and
panach as he always did, me coming in fifty fifth or so such something donned as
Fidel Castro. When going over to my mates place to pick him up earlier, he
briefly spoke to his (enstranged) father who lived nearby with the active
intention of also shocking him somewhat, as being a Free-Pole, had been himself
incarcerated many years before under the Nazi regime in Europe. This rather
cruel bit of 'tasteless fun ?' backfired on my friend and his patchy father-son
relationship, as the old boy who'd had a vodka or ten at the time burst into
tears at the door upon seeing his son so dressesd. My mate couldn't hold his own
emotions either and they embraced, the father afterwards commenting that it was
the smartest that he'd ever seen his son, and if only he'd get a haircut too.
The swastika symbol was then, as is still now, not illegal to be shown
publically in the UK, in fact certain 'extreme' legal political organisations in
UK still use it for their own sad little ends. Trying to provoke Jewish
resident's by marching (legally) through East London was an old trick which was
always totally ignored by the locals, and if it hadn't been for the just so
daftly extreme anti-Nazi mobs, they wouldn't have had any notice taken of them
whatso'ever, but such is the price of free speech and also mega amounts of
coppers overtime paid by the taxpayer naturally (Football clubs pay for their
own policing for instance). P:C. gone mad, Nanny State, what prioties I ask
myself ? The swastika or (Hakenkreuz - Hooked -Cross) as it's known here in
Germany is not suprisingly totally forbidden, as no doubt it is in Israel etc,
though not in the States or UK seemingly ? I'm sure Tony's new 'Freedom of
Information Act' will help weed out a lot of the wheat from the chaf in such
cases of free-association in the future, but then of course pigs also fly don't
they ?
Fritz Von Ban the Bomb )(assuming that you can find it, innit ?)
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I doubt very much if the British police specialists who'll de-brief the
Guantanamo second batch release party soon ? will have the slightest snippet of
power over them 'interrogation-wise' , as they'll already be burnt out and
wrecked by Yankee amateurs (making a name for themselves) and will 'hopefully'
They'll be released tommorow, and like the first batch will never be tried in UK as they
have not been charged with anything EVER
Fritz Von I'mallrightjack
only be able to convey sympathy whils't maintaining their own professional
stance (if you get my drift ?), if you don't ! which certain parties will be
definately blind to, God Help your kids, that's all I can say, as well as thank
you to the Political powers that be for their unsuprising timing, innit.
Fritz Von Now comes the usual self igdignant barrage of outrage-shock or silence
Lomo old son, I'm afraid you'll have to wait for our Mat to come in on the lyric front cos he knows everything, and I dinnie !
Although the leader of the supposition is making a complete arse of himself with their latest vote winning attempts, our Tone must shorly soon be on the rails over WMD (that never affected Bushy's cred) will the silent majority just stay at home, as they'll do in Iraq, though through fear, rather than laziness.
Fritz Von Blogdanovichisreal
Fritz Von Blogdanovichisreal
Mr Outraged from Swindon Toon just rang in demanding that the four "Terrorists" soon to be landing at London's RAF Northolt (Quality is our business) should be made to pay for their flights including the coffee (instant) & peanuts that the British Taxpayer kindly served them. I'm not interested in the slightest that they are British Citizen's sprouted the Wiltshire Campaigner for a fairer more Democratically Just Britain (well England at least ?), they are Terrorists and should be treated with the utter contempt that they deserve, innit. An army of laywers (Government, ie, Taxpayer financed) will pounce upon the top security police station P,C. at Paddington Brown to grill the freshly arrested inmates, and plead with them to accept (British Taxpayers money once again) as little compensation as they can possibly get away with (fees not included (un)naturally) and an invitation to tea with our Tone, and an apology as we're really all one bog happy family really aren't we ? and those nasty couisins wouldn't aplogise even if my Premiership was on the line because of it ! Apparently after all these things had happenned and the 4 prisoners recieved mega amounts of compenstation, htey all to a man turned around and said you know what yer can do with that lot John ? (ie. give it to charity). Most kind said ouir Gordon in the wings, that's a few bob off of next years aid budget, plus a few bob for camelot too, innit.
Fritz Von Cynicclinic³
This is not a Blog Song
Fritz Von Cynicclinic³
This is not a Blog Song
I fear that taking into account the Prime Minister's recent delayed timing regarding commenting upon affairs 'serious,' and that Alisdaire is back 'in charge', the press and Tory gunners will call this latest appearance 'commenting on RAF plane crash in Iraq" as simply political opportunism at its worst, I nearly cried at Tony's sincerity, regardless of the matter in hand.
Fritz Von Get a grip
Fritz Von Get a grip
Wether I do or don't, & this being maybe the fifth or sixth election au Democratic that we've inspired in Iraq since we allowed it to exist in the first place, and given that Al Jazeera etc, see things differently to our media, I certainly wonder ? The serious real question is now "How long will it take the US and UK to get their dosh back ?"
Fritz Von The 1 million Iraqis worldwide can now return safely then eh ?
Fritz Von The 1 million Iraqis worldwide can now return safely then eh ?
I've just watched (first time) the uninterupted version of the world economic forum from davos on luxemburg TV, with President Mbeki, President thingy of Nigeria (sorry Sir), Bono, Tony Blair (before he fucked off to the british Hollocaust thingy, Bill gates, and President Clinton, and I was impressed, I hope they gave their fees to the cause ?
Fritz Von First time I'd really heard Bono, the guy's good, very good, innit
Nice one Bono, and Trafalgar Square is Crap, so Sir Bob tells me ?
Fritz Von First time I'd really heard Bono, the guy's good, very good, innit
Nice one Bono, and Trafalgar Square is Crap, so Sir Bob tells me ?I'm amazed that there are so many apparent Tories on this forum !
Fritz Von a Great economy with high employment and National Bankruptcy are very seperate issues, innit
Fritz Von a Great economy with high employment and National Bankruptcy are very seperate issues, innit
Tony Must Go, but the Conservatives Must not get into power again. This leaves but one option in the real world, New Labour, becoming even Newer, New leadership (and sharpish) namely our Jack, and some serious policy changes asap, innit.
http://www.labour.org.uk/splash291104.htm
Fritz Von Irish Coppers don't nick banknotes ? 
http://www.labour.org.uk/splash291104.htm
Fritz Von Irish Coppers don't nick banknotes ?