Prime Minister Soon To resign

Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 15 December 2004

Not long now our Jack, though God only knows where you can sail the ship when
you do finally take the helm, your options really do seem somewhat limited now
don't they ? Gordon will swiftly be off to his PFI boulstered buddies in the
private sector in the first available lifeboat, Cherie will have saved enough
dosh from her 'Work' to get her backpack sorted and out of the public gaze, and
give our Tony time to write his memoirs with Lord Richard of British Virgin
Island fame. Yes Jack ! you will certainly need a team and a half to get her off
of the rocks this time around Sir, and I'm sure you can do it too, because
let's face it, there simply is no other alternative, innit.

Fritz Von Pullingthelongeststraw Big Grin

N.B. Forget Elections & Chicken George helping out, it just will not happen, speed is of the essence, and it will be fast, Watch This Space !!!
Posted on: 26 February 2005 by Lomo
Thats a shame Fritz, I hope he still has his seven toes.
Posted on: 01 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Obviouisly future Home Secretary'*s won't have the same insticts and nouse that Charlie Boy Clarke has, and if Judges really will decide upon this dumping of 800 years of historic rights, then there's no problem is there ?


Fritz Von It's just that nodody whatso'ever believes a word of it Frown
Posted on: 01 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Are the Ides of March upon them yet ? soon t'be if they let them, innit. Hopefully !!!



Fritz Von Shakespeare's my favourite actor ! Big Grin

N.B. He had a son called Hamlit, did you know that ? Bet yer's didnee !!! Razz
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
After last night's thrilling FA Cup battle between Blackburn (Lancashire) & Burnley, only one team eventually could win naturally. When Burnley equalised with an absolutely brilliant goal from Hyde, I couldn't but help think of their most in/famous fan, namely Alisdaire Campbell, self styled, unelected close ear & (Mouth) to Tony Blair, and subsequently very influential. His joy at this moment must have been great, as in contrast to his dissapointment when they lost in the last phase of the game, and I trust he for a milli-second reflected on how many people across Britain have suffered because of his own little temper tantrums ? & that have resulted in the 'Unfair & Undemocratic' downfall of far far better men and women than he in my view ?

Fritz Von What goes around comes around, ALWAYS Winker
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by 7V
Leaving aside the politics (for a change), the general feeling amongst Burnley fans today is great pride that their team gave their all and played so well against Blackburn, the price of any of whose players would buy the entire Burnley team twice.

Can't blame the whole town because you don't like Ali C.

Regards
Steve M
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
7Up, me old mucker, I don't think I did blame them did I ? Hyde's goal was brilliant. I don't personally blame AC either, I blame the mechanism that allowed(s) him to so much State Power, and just this minute watching Mzzz Jowell in the Commons straight after Tone's shouting match with the Count, having the ternacity to accuse the BBC of going for ratings for ratings sake, I really wonder what planet New Labour is really on ?


Cheers, & Well Done Burnley Lancashire too, better than the Hammers, and good luck Arry Redknapp and his lads³ Big Grin
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by 7V
Sadly I missed the Parliamentary goings-on.

I like Harry - good, straight talking, honest sort of chap, but keep the club cheque book out of sight. The Hammers shouldn't have sacked him. At least they still play in the best colours.

Out of interest, how did you see Hyde's goal out there?

Regards
Steve M
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
The German Channel DSF have been showing many FA Cup games live, as well as reruns and highlights, though I saw Hyde's goal this moaning amongst the others on Sky TV (unforzunately of late advertised in Private Eye Magazine) a double Whammy or what ? in that they gewt nicely paid by the 'Digger' , and can seriouisly Dig the 'Digger' as well, the 'Digger'being Ozzy Rupe naturally, an old mate of Campbell's too I believe ?



Fritz Von Turn it in John Smile Camp Bell End Big Grin
Posted on: 03 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
The battle begineth as of toady.


Fritz Von I trust our Mat and his 'Journo' wallers have got their expense accounts sorted out big style with their editors, cos freebie bullshit time is here, and it's not even Easter yet ! Big Grin


NoB: Mat, you've been wery quite of late, have you been paid off again, or wot ? Eek
Posted on: 08 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
I do think it's impotent that this thread stays at the top of the agenda (don't we Alisdaire ?)
before somebody bins & padlocks it that is ?



Fritz Von They shoot horses don't they ? Eek

In EU Greece etc, old donkeys are kindly pushed off of cliffs to save bullets and work for those loving farmers, maybe they could do the same in Dover with TV licence dodgers ? Big Grin
Posted on: 10 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Remember when Maggie was so absolutely dumfounded by the (her words) treachery of her peers, and only John got a look in ? I feel this scenario is soon to be repeated, Clarke smells power, Jack is playing cool (as well he should) and Gordon, well he's hardly best chums with our Tone now is he ?
I'm no New Labourite, but will never trust the Tory's again. irrespective of what a good show Howard is putting up, now the swords are starting to be drawn. The McCarthy sisters and dead bother are/were all IRA people, and please don't forget it, letting guys out of Bellmarsh/etc today for a term of imprisonment served while never being charged under an existing Law, though soon to be changed to another Unconstitutional Law is utter MADNESS, and everybody bloody knows it. Fighting 'Terror' is everybodys job, and jhow it is portrayed is most vital, as expressed vy senior/Chief Military and Police Commanders who are brave enough not to be intimidated by pathetic so-called political National Security issues. Erection time always brings contentious issues to the fore, and in an ever non politically minded Britain (ie, Ignorant ot their environment) it's hardly supring the thought police are winning the game, innit.


Fritz Von Where's Cromwell he was at least Honourable ? Smile
Posted on: 10 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
As much 'Good Will Hunting' as he attempts will not now help him, Condi, sorry Dubya will be soooo pleased with a Tory / Republican Atlantic Alliance, and the Sunset 'Allinace !" sorry "Claws" will deeply entrench themselves for Decades to come into stopping €urope from growing naturally.

Fritz Von Let's see an official 'IRA PRESS'(have you seen one ? I sure haven't ) statement then, or as per usual is it pure hearsay, speculation, & subsequently TRUTH ??? that wins the Pubic over once again: innit.

Hang em all & High Cool
Posted on: 11 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Not too long now then, innit !


Fritz Von I'm in Charge Big Grin Cool Cool Cos although I've never worn uniform, I'm a bigger Patriot than you, Oh Yes, much bigger.
Posted on: 11 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
I think it's impotent for you to know that I am not playing politics over the country's security especially with today's anniversary in Madrid an'all.


Fritz Von Tell it straight like it is, Oh Yes Cool
Posted on: 12 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
When the Blair's move into their multi million pound town house (Financed mainly by Cherie's Matrix dealins, i.e. Public money via so-called legal advice) I wonder what kind of coffee beans they'll grind with so much spare time on their hands ?

Fritz Von I'll larf myself daft if you guys let the tories back in, Oh Yes Winker
Posted on: 14 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Of course if Gordon announces some reinvestment and paying off of national debt (interest) for the third term people in the know might listen ?

Fritz Von Taxin stuff innit Cool
Posted on: 17 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Our Tony's just been pubically accused of lying by a tory MP, can this really be the end, to be stuck inside a mobile with the erection blues again ?



Fritz Von Huggin my pillow , my sweet Cherie she waits for me (Wot?)innit Big Grin
Posted on: 20 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
When the forthcoming general erection date is finally officially announced (very soon I suspect)the various partys have to pay for their 'Air Time' so to speak and it has to be balanced, so I suppose starting an Irish scare campagne catalyst rolling now is as good as any subject to distract the voters, innit?

Fritz Von Don't forget the cows with TB Big Grin
Posted on: 23 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
A most entertaining half an hour of PMQ as the Deputy PM John 2 Jags Prescott took the stage as out Tone's in €urope talking nonsense with a vigour not unlike most of his promises, innit.

Fritz Von Slipping the tongue Big Grin
Posted on: 24 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
As they daren't touch Iran, one wonders if our Tone will go along with Condi (Sorry Dubya) and Rummy in finding a 'good' reason to surgically strike the World's oldest Capital City, namely Damascus, in the not too distant future ?

Fritz Von They can hit a sixpennny piece these days Roll Eyes

P.S. Erection Date this Weekend, Wanna Bet `?
Posted on: 28 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Not long now Alisdaire !


Fritz Von Coffee time methinks with freshly ground milk Big Grin
Posted on: 29 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
What with Howard screwing himself right up at present over the Flight episode, I personally watching thier so-called loyalty to one another find it just as treacherous as that by our Tone and his chums.


Fritz Von My neighbours cat is fine now by the way Big Grin
Posted on: 30 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Well our Tone summed up Health, Crime, and Terrorism all in one today, and just think it was all free, in contrast to when pennies have to flow from all Political sides when the Erection Campaigne becomes Offiscal, innit.


Fritz Von Sky News Says, so it must be TRUE Big Grin
Posted on: 31 March 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Robert Mugabe has spent most of his erection speech time slagging off Tony Blair and his pals, and as I suspect most folk in Zimbabwe haven't got a Scoobie Doo who the hell Our Tone is anyway, maybe he should come over to UK after his resounding & impending amazing political Victory and give the Count some help, innit ? Big Grin


Fritz Von Howard's Way is becoming more muddled thanks to Alisdaire's messin, the behind the scenes men are always there innit, and they'll get Great pensions Cool
Posted on: 31 March 2005 by 7V
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
What with Howard screwing himself right up at present over the Flight episode...

Flight was having a private chat with his Tory chums. Who leaked it and why?

Regards
7^