Prime Minister Soon To resign

Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 15 December 2004

Not long now our Jack, though God only knows where you can sail the ship when
you do finally take the helm, your options really do seem somewhat limited now
don't they ? Gordon will swiftly be off to his PFI boulstered buddies in the
private sector in the first available lifeboat, Cherie will have saved enough
dosh from her 'Work' to get her backpack sorted and out of the public gaze, and
give our Tony time to write his memoirs with Lord Richard of British Virgin
Island fame. Yes Jack ! you will certainly need a team and a half to get her off
of the rocks this time around Sir, and I'm sure you can do it too, because
let's face it, there simply is no other alternative, innit.

Fritz Von Pullingthelongeststraw

N.B. Forget Elections & Chicken George helping out, it just will not happen, speed is of the essence, and it will be fast, Watch This Space !!!

Posted on: 30 April 2005 by Berlin Fritz

Little arrows innit http://www.private-eye.co.uk/covers/1131/1131pe.jpg

Fritz Von Our Mat's gonna save a fortune at Upton Park

Posted on: 30 April 2005 by Berlin Fritz

I think a certain suprise will be let out of the bag very soon, innit.

Fritz Von I cannie say too much at this stage

Posted on: 02 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz

Well we all know how Democratic internet fori & Newspapers are don't we ? So why doesn't everybody stay at home on Ascension Day and let the BBC run number 10, innit ?

Fritz Von Tony's bored anyway

Posted on: 02 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz

I know four days is a long time in politics, but having just seen Blair harping on about the Tories playing dirty and trying to get into Downing Straße by the back door, just what is he on, and what does he really take people for ?
If the Tories win, they get in. it's as simple as that, he's implying that he doesn't trust the British Democratic system somehow, even though they're only 2,5 runners, God only knows what will eventually happen when one opposition party promising PR gets in and actually impliments it ? What a prize perr-lonker really.

Fritz Von Howard is at least PM material, unlike Brown & Kennedy, though our Jack will clinch it soon as you all know, innit

Posted on: 03 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz

Anybody who saw yesterday's little walkabout with our Tone & Gordy on tv, might just have heard (as I did) Blair saying to Brown after being given two ice creams with flakes in them to slurp in front of the kids "Something for free", no wonder his missus has such a reputation for being a greedy sod, innit.

Fritz Von Free ices for Pensioners in summer

Posted on: 04 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz

Some Quarters have reliably informed me that he may well not have to resign afterall !

Fritz Von Was Vienna really an Austrian cat ?

N.B. Of Course Alisdaire in his drunken desperation could at a last moment order a full scale British Terrorist Threat Alert to swing minds & hearts rather than win them, innit ?

We'll See

Posted on: 04 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz

Only on reliably sourced information you understand, like always !

Posted on: 05 May 2005 by Not For Me

Another 5 year term for out Tone!

DS

Posted on: 05 May 2005 by JonR

quote:
Originally posted by David Slater:
Another 5 year term for out Tone!

DS

Why? Is he going to prison?

Posted on: 05 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz

I think that it's jolly important to understand that Milburn was never my friend, and I just let him use me and my position as a trusty see how far he'll take it kinda thingy, cos I'm like that really, just one big old softy, innit.

Fritz Von Soon be time to go in tears, just like all the rest of them

N.B. The knives will be seriously out now methinks, Alisdaire ?

Posted on: 06 May 2005 by Bruce Woodhouse

Did Milburn lose his seat? That would be the biggest joy of the night for me. Detestable man, 'intransigent, self obssesed and duplicitous' was the verdict of a colleague who had the misfortune of negotiating with his regime in the dept of Health.

Bruce

Posted on: 06 May 2005 by JonR

Sorry to disappoint you Bruce, the wanker got back in, but according to a report I read this morning, he's apparently informed TB he has no wish to continue serving in the cabinet

Posted on: 06 May 2005 by Rasher

quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Of Course Alisdaire in his drunken desperation could at a last moment order a full scale British Terrorist Threat Alert to swing minds & hearts rather than win them, innit ?

You mean like George Bush tried to do in the streets of New York yesterday for our Tone?

Posted on: 08 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz

Yes, I think his natives are beginning to get seriously restless, and his only chum in the whole world (besides Dubya `?) Alsidaire's buggering off for a rugby drinking tour with the Lions, innee.

Fritz Von When a blind man cries

Posted on: 08 May 2005 by Lomo

What would have been the best outcome for the UK?
The rest were hopeless wern't they?
If you disregard Iraq wouldn't he have had a 100 majority?

Posted on: 08 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz

I believe not, the Torys have increased their seats, and they were also for Iraq. Blair is considered a Liar by many, including his own people, his integrity is history, he must be replaced soon by a better man, his time is over.

Fritz Von As a non voter my opinion is worthless anyway, innit

Posted on: 08 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz

Mind you; now that Both Gordon & Tony have future top-up fees to consider, and what with them both being stealth bread-heads in reality, when Our Tone buggers orf (as he soon will do) Our Gordon will sulkily follow I feel, as he will not have much support either (except as Chancellor) from his so-called party chums. Our Jack (as you know) will temporarily take the helm (can hardly have 2 Jags effin an blindin all over the gaff now can we, and Clarke's too young ?) then maybe the second British female Prime Minister may well emerge to everybody's suprise (except me that is), innit.

Fritz Von So Jesus may not be so very dissapointed in the end afterall will he

Posted on: 09 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz

I wonder if they know in reality how many votes were lost or not recorded ?

Fritz Von Democracy my arse

Every Constituancy's website info should add up to a real number ?

Western Isles Scotland 20,000 people = 1 MP
Isle Of Wight 100,000 people = 1 MP

Posted on: 09 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz

I wonder how the Isle of dogs faired ?

Our Mick reckons they're all Barking mad !!! and let's face it, he should jolly well know, innit

Posted on: 10 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz

Big, Big mistake not being in Moscow yesterday

Fritz Von Shabby New Labour tricks will reap heavy consequences, innit

More Pay for MP's

Posted on: 11 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz

Considering that Cherie Baby and her chums recieve £10 Millions a year of Public Legal Aid monies (can be read on Public Register) for their Humanity directed 'Matrix Chambers' on wonders when she's actually there, and what expense claims get put in, to compensate Our Tone's misely wage ?

Fritz Von £80 Quid a hit for ID cards & Cutting back on disability scroungers will produce a fortune, for us to play with soon, innit

Posted on: 20 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz

What happens to little boys that tell lies ?

They get elected Prime Minister 3 times over

Posted on: 20 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz

I doing the same as the PM has been advised to do, and lay off of any vigorous excercise for the next few months or so, innit, Bbbrrrrp

Posted on: 20 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz

I think it's important to understand that one can't blame the yobbo youth culture on the actual election figures never being officially released, this is a democracy afterall. An aid told me that the famed naim padded cell forum had ranted on about the election this and the election that, but still to this day never ascertained how many folk in UK were elligible to vote, and exactly how many voted (by various means).
It's certainly not my job to come out with such figures, that's why we have a brand new Freedom of Information Act, innit. I'm just glad my good friend Mr Murdoch has satisfied the Plebian majority with his fine newspaper reporting and comfortable statistics.

Fritz Von Lucky nobody really wants to know innit

Posted on: 21 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz

George W said "I have never told a lie" innit.

Fritz Von I don't think he said innit though, innit