Prime Minister Soon To resign
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 15 December 2004
Not long now our Jack, though God only knows where you can sail the ship when
you do finally take the helm, your options really do seem somewhat limited now
don't they ? Gordon will swiftly be off to his PFI boulstered buddies in the
private sector in the first available lifeboat, Cherie will have saved enough
dosh from her 'Work' to get her backpack sorted and out of the public gaze, and
give our Tony time to write his memoirs with Lord Richard of British Virgin
Island fame. Yes Jack ! you will certainly need a team and a half to get her off
of the rocks this time around Sir, and I'm sure you can do it too, because
let's face it, there simply is no other alternative, innit.
Fritz Von Pullingthelongeststraw
N.B. Forget Elections & Chicken George helping out, it just will not happen, speed is of the essence, and it will be fast, Watch This Space !!!
you do finally take the helm, your options really do seem somewhat limited now
don't they ? Gordon will swiftly be off to his PFI boulstered buddies in the
private sector in the first available lifeboat, Cherie will have saved enough
dosh from her 'Work' to get her backpack sorted and out of the public gaze, and
give our Tony time to write his memoirs with Lord Richard of British Virgin
Island fame. Yes Jack ! you will certainly need a team and a half to get her off
of the rocks this time around Sir, and I'm sure you can do it too, because
let's face it, there simply is no other alternative, innit.
Fritz Von Pullingthelongeststraw
N.B. Forget Elections & Chicken George helping out, it just will not happen, speed is of the essence, and it will be fast, Watch This Space !!!
Is this new unnerving Pally Chummy friendship between Robin der Cook & Gordon a shabby Party trick ?
Fritz Von Personally I wouldn't let the Scousers in Istanbul back into the UK
Fritz Von Personally I wouldn't let the Scousers in Istanbul back into the UK
Having just finished watching the first post erection PM question time live from the Hoose, I was enthralled that he was asked something on a matter so dear to this forum's heart of late, namely speeding. The question was, does he think it right that those speeding over the 30MPH limit should now actually incurr lower penalties than afore ? He replied that although the top echelons will now get more points knocked off, or on in Swansea and get bigger fines, the lower stuff is still debtable, or some such thingy.
The new 33 year old opposition Chancellor "Osbourne" is quite a star having a go at Ouir Gordon from the first minute, it'll be interesting what sort of future he has, irrespective of the fact that he's still a through & through Tory, innit ?
Fritz Von Bring on the dancing girls
The new 33 year old opposition Chancellor "Osbourne" is quite a star having a go at Ouir Gordon from the first minute, it'll be interesting what sort of future he has, irrespective of the fact that he's still a through & through Tory, innit ?
Fritz Von Bring on the dancing girls
CHECK THIS OUT YOU READ IT HERE FIRST::ANOTHER FRITISISM²*** GEORGE OSBOURNE's WOICE; IS THAT PEERS FROM THE BRILLIANT NEW STATESMAN SERIES OR WOT ?
Fwitz Von I'm going NOW
Fwitz Von I'm going NOW
When Our Mick voted for the Lib-Dems he never took this into consideration http://www.digicc.com/fido/ 
innit:
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So Fritz me old, old mucker, when is the PM going to resign??
Soon Jon, soon
I wonder if Scouse loving Tony asked Silvio if he watched the game the other night ?
Fritz Von Always hanging around with the rich boys though he always seemed too intelligent to be a graduate to me
Fritz Von Always hanging around with the rich boys though he always seemed too intelligent to be a graduate to me
Those two-faced backstabbers are starting to sharpen their knives, innit
Fritz Von Is Davey Blunkett totally bonkers ?
Fritz Von Is Davey Blunkett totally bonkers ?
As Our Jack will probably announce tommorow a 'shifting' of any future British referendum over Europe, rather than the big boss himself, one really does qwonder how much ducking & diving they really can get away with, innit ?
Fritz Von Never mind you'll be able to read all about it in tuesdays rags
Fritz Von Never mind you'll be able to read all about it in tuesdays rags
Apparently Our Cherie blames the Govt for poor sex ! 
I can spot a corpse when I see one
A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his
> > seat. As he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful
> > woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading
> > straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat
> > right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation,
> > he blurted out, "business trip or vacation?"
> >
> > She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business.
> > I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the
> > United States".
> >
> > He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he
> > had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going
> > to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
> >
> > Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked
> > " What's your business role at this convention?"
> >
> > "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to
> > debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
> >
> > "Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
> >
> > "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
> > African American men are the most well endowed, when
> > in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most
> > likely to possess that trait.
> > Another popular myth is that French menare the best
> > lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent.
> > We have also found that the best potential lovers in
> > all categories are the Irish!"
> >
> > Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed.
> > "I'm sorry," she said,"I really shouldn't be
> > discussing this with you, I don't even know your
> > name."
> >
> > "Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my
> > friends call me Paddy."
Fritz Von I couldn't be bothered finding that other place, Bbbrrrrpp
> > seat. As he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful
> > woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading
> > straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat
> > right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation,
> > he blurted out, "business trip or vacation?"
> >
> > She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business.
> > I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the
> > United States".
> >
> > He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he
> > had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going
> > to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
> >
> > Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked
> > " What's your business role at this convention?"
> >
> > "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to
> > debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
> >
> > "Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
> >
> > "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
> > African American men are the most well endowed, when
> > in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most
> > likely to possess that trait.
> > Another popular myth is that French menare the best
> > lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent.
> > We have also found that the best potential lovers in
> > all categories are the Irish!"
> >
> > Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed.
> > "I'm sorry," she said,"I really shouldn't be
> > discussing this with you, I don't even know your
> > name."
> >
> > "Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my
> > friends call me Paddy."
Fritz Von I couldn't be bothered finding that other place, Bbbrrrrpp
I think it's important to accept that Mr Chirac is just on a wind up mission to cover his own failing tracks with the constitution knock back. Of course we'll consider discussing the fact that we pay 2,5 times more than them, and will consider the rebate, when he consider the CAP (No chance there then ), though I suppose we'd better keep Chancellor Schröder sweet on this one as Germany pays in more than both of us, innit.
Fritz Von Fancy that ! Germany's the biggest exporter of goods in the whole wide world
And I Larfed !
Fritz Von Fancy that ! Germany's the biggest exporter of goods in the whole wide world
And I Larfed !
After my Africa legacy, Gordon & I must really make some serious money at last as we're both real bread heads running in circles and can hardly get by on these measily civil service wages, and let's face the Country owes it to us to leave it in the 'Clag' when the going get's really tough, it's just been a spinning breeze so far, inquiry after laugably Publically financed inquiry, innit.
Good Lord Fritz I mean't t'kill that lot orf as well, until I realised they's got me
Good Lord Fritz I mean't t'kill that lot orf as well, until I realised they's got me
After just having finished my weekly laughing session in the Hoose being quizzed and told jokes by members, I must say it was most enjoyable for once, what with Mr Drunken-Smythe accusing me of taking more positions than the Karma Sutra, to name but a few, I think next week I'll organise a bit of live music to-boot "Chav & Dave" perhaps ?
Fritz Von And I get paid for this too, it almost makes me want to stay here forever and ever, innit
Fritz Von And I get paid for this too, it almost makes me want to stay here forever and ever, innit
Now that England's finally going into €urope, I think it's important that I do the runner fairly soon, so that Cherie and I can buy some new houses, Gordon can be left with the bloody awful mess I'll leave behind, the party won't put up with his newly found childish arrogance, and Jack will take the helm as I always planned until a future couple of long term bods come back into play, though I'll be Sir Cliffords Official pool cleaner by then. and won't give a monkey's so to speak.
Lord Algenon Blair-Booth (Rtd)
PS: I didn't know that Angela (My new German friend) is a Tory³ ?
Lord Algenon Blair-Booth (Rtd)
PS: I didn't know that Angela (My new German friend) is a Tory³ ?
I'll be onto my old friend Jacques tonight after Eastenders to remind him that he really should arrange a financial rebate immediately for all of those poor F1 fans from yesterday who lost so much through, let's face it, "French Incompetence", and you know how importantly I value honesty, don't we Gordon ?
Fritz Von Now we're nearly in €urope
Apparently Soddem's been continually played non stop repeats from the BBC's World Service 'Westway' whils't in his Baggers cell, he's aleady said he'll sign & say anything, but please turn it off, much to the amusement of Senior BBC Satff (come Government) who really think people actually like it ! Honnist:
I can't say too much at this stage, but we think he couls actually be so re-habilitated that he'll be able to resume as Iraq's President again, and everybody will be happy (except the Iraqi people of course, but who the fuck are they to complain anyway, innit ?)
Fritz Von Now we're nearly in €urope
Apparently Soddem's been continually played non stop repeats from the BBC's World Service 'Westway' whils't in his Baggers cell, he's aleady said he'll sign & say anything, but please turn it off, much to the amusement of Senior BBC Satff (come Government) who really think people actually like it ! Honnist:
I can't say too much at this stage, but we think he couls actually be so re-habilitated that he'll be able to resume as Iraq's President again, and everybody will be happy (except the Iraqi people of course, but who the fuck are they to complain anyway, innit ?)
Cheries making me sarnies of a moaning, so I can cash in on that lovely expenses gravy train, Prime Ministers don't get paid that much you know ! Cherie say's that with the Public legal aid her Matrix chambers cashes in on (sorry, I mean recieves for a job well done) we'll be able to afford a house near my dear friend Sir Clifford in the not too distant future, and Gordon says the tax cycles there are quite small too, innit
I actually justified sending our people into Iraq because of the nasty displacenment of those
poor 200,000 marshland folk, and I've just heard that a similar number of starving folk have just been displaced in urban areas within the last fortnight or so by Bobby Boy in Zimbabwe, you know that man makes me sooooooooo angry, it just is not Cricket.
TB
poor 200,000 marshland folk, and I've just heard that a similar number of starving folk have just been displaced in urban areas within the last fortnight or so by Bobby Boy in Zimbabwe, you know that man makes me sooooooooo angry, it just is not Cricket.
TB
I think it's important to understand that under normal conditions Cherie & I would have been taking the salute from the bridge of HMS Endurance today in the Solent, but unforunately due to unforseen money making opportunities (sorry I mean pressing Political commitments,) we sent Lizbett & Phil the Greek along instead. Tonight there will be one of the largest firework displays Britain has ever known in the history of the Empire (scotland expects everyman to do his duty if you remember ?) to celebrate us beating those Froggies & Spicks with merciless swift violence. Though I expect tommorow at lunchtime in the house there could well be plenty more sparks a'flyin, we'll just have to wait and see, won't we!
Fritz Von I can't say too much at this stage, as per usual & autocue is still broken: innit
Fritz Von I can't say too much at this stage, as per usual & autocue is still broken: innit
Well now I've; (sorry we've), got that silly ID card prob out of the way (luvvly money earner) and those bloody Lords'll do as I bloody well tell them anyhow, I (we) should really get on with this 'debate' and start showing Europe, really who's Boss, innit
Fritz No Flippin library books left to burn are there Alisdaire ! My Son's getting along fine as an intern with the Reps in DC, reckon he'll be as cool as Wills Wales one day too
Fritz No Flippin library books left to burn are there Alisdaire ! My Son's getting along fine as an intern with the Reps in DC, reckon he'll be as cool as Wills Wales one day too
This actually reminds me of my first jig when Cherie was so taken by my rythmic charm and it was love at first site. wunnit Man.
TB Keepin it Real
TB Keepin it Real
Cherie tells me that our regular tuesday curry evenings at Islington's very fine 'Mutton Jeff's Ruby Joint" is probably very likely the reason why Messers, Prescott, Brown, Reed, Hoon, Straw & Blunkett etc, are always so smiley and attentive when I'm standing at PMQ's of a wednesday lunchtime in the house, innit.
Your's TB
Your's TB