Prime Minister Soon To resign
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 15 December 2004
Not long now our Jack, though God only knows where you can sail the ship when
you do finally take the helm, your options really do seem somewhat limited now
don't they ? Gordon will swiftly be off to his PFI boulstered buddies in the
private sector in the first available lifeboat, Cherie will have saved enough
dosh from her 'Work' to get her backpack sorted and out of the public gaze, and
give our Tony time to write his memoirs with Lord Richard of British Virgin
Island fame. Yes Jack ! you will certainly need a team and a half to get her off
of the rocks this time around Sir, and I'm sure you can do it too, because
let's face it, there simply is no other alternative, innit.
Fritz Von Pullingthelongeststraw
N.B. Forget Elections & Chicken George helping out, it just will not happen, speed is of the essence, and it will be fast, Watch This Space !!!
you do finally take the helm, your options really do seem somewhat limited now
don't they ? Gordon will swiftly be off to his PFI boulstered buddies in the
private sector in the first available lifeboat, Cherie will have saved enough
dosh from her 'Work' to get her backpack sorted and out of the public gaze, and
give our Tony time to write his memoirs with Lord Richard of British Virgin
Island fame. Yes Jack ! you will certainly need a team and a half to get her off
of the rocks this time around Sir, and I'm sure you can do it too, because
let's face it, there simply is no other alternative, innit.
Fritz Von Pullingthelongeststraw
N.B. Forget Elections & Chicken George helping out, it just will not happen, speed is of the essence, and it will be fast, Watch This Space !!!
I think it's important to understand the nature of the word important, especially as I have more than once quite catagorically said in the house recently that I and my colleagues are in no way allowed to politically influence the Olympic bid for London. That is precisely why I am now in Sinagapore and will try my best using all means known to the Crown to ensure & lobby hard for our bid, becuase as you all know it's very important not to believe a fucking word I ever say, as our Alsidaire would put it, and anybody who say's otherwise is simply being unpatriotic, as well as needing mega millions of PFI contracts for London etc, ooops that's not in the speech, issit. 
Cherie, The Beckam's & I whils't pissing it up on the way back from Singers, will naturally be feeling very emotional & tired when the PFI (sorry Olympic) results are read out en-route. Now e're slamming down on top lawyers cashing in on Public legal aid funds, Cherie & Matrix chambers & I are very happy we cashed in well before hand, innit.
T.B. Is nearly irradicated I didn't know Iraq was in Africa, George never told me ?
T.B. Is nearly irradicated I didn't know Iraq was in Africa, George never told me ?
Yes I've always liked Singapore, most Democratic and accommodating place. 
You will note the deafening silence from Our Gordon over the last 24 hours, lucky Jack's on the ball as always innit.
Fritz Von Cherie's asked me to check our good friend Sir Cliffords passport, as apparently he's an Indian ? Alisdaire has told me not to let that Mr Stevens chappie back into the country either upon his return from his family holidays in the Costa Del Funny-Handshake, after he caused such trouble in the USA before:
I think it's important to accept Mr Spielbergs film offer too, to portray my life, I do need the money afterall, and I reckon I'm in for an Oscar with recent performances anyway, well Cherie says so at least, innit
Fritz Von Cherie's asked me to check our good friend Sir Cliffords passport, as apparently he's an Indian ? Alisdaire has told me not to let that Mr Stevens chappie back into the country either upon his return from his family holidays in the Costa Del Funny-Handshake, after he caused such trouble in the USA before:
I think it's important to accept Mr Spielbergs film offer too, to portray my life, I do need the money afterall, and I reckon I'm in for an Oscar with recent performances anyway, well Cherie says so at least, innit quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
You will note the deafening silence from Our Gordon over the last 24 hours, lucky Jack's on the ball as always innit.
Fritz Von Cherie's asked me to check our good friend Sir Cliffords passport, as apparently he's an Indian ? Alisdaire has told me not to let that Mr Stevens chappie back into the country either upon his return from his family holidays in the Costa Del Funny-Handshake, after he caused such trouble in the USA before:
Yes, It seems my friend George really doesn't like letting British Muslims into his country sometimes does he ?
quote:Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
I thought we were in luck for a second... Fredrik
You refer to humanity as a whole I tally?
quote:Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Doing overtime at the moment, so am knac---- out.
Yeah, but those DBLs won't pay for themselves, eh Fred??
